Sabrwahaqqo:


Even zero is nat insignificant... So pleeeease!!

Iam serioz ds time o... Am as gentle as a lame man's leg... Jez testing my microphone online

Yes and No . Gaz a lot af kwisten fwendz shey u grab bet ass a Muslim I don't personally...


Ok, sweetberry, I don't understand cos that's too below I overstand!
Hehe! Maybe to start reading 'Africanah' ... Tha only book I haven't touched af Chimamanda's bibles.

thank you for dat makes me feel better

lol same tbh..... even tho i think im still this 'fwendly' in real life sha

ppl like me abi. good christians

good boyyyyy

yeah shes a gift to the world, that lady. read the book o its good. i dont know why they're letting lupita play the main..... shes an east african

MrsPhyno:

thank you for dat makes me feel better

lol same tbh..... even tho i think im still this 'fwendly' in real life sha

ppl like me abi. good christians

good boyyyyy

yeah shes a gift to the world, that lady. read the book o its good. i dont know why they're letting lupita play the main..... shes an east african

Hmmm! Sweet two hear

LoLs.





Yap she is!
You're a racial warlord too Don't disappoint me oooh!

Join me in watching Angola- Nigeria

Sabrwahaqqo:


Hmmm! Sweet two hear

LoLs.





Yap she is!
You're a racial warlord too Don't disappoint me oooh!

Join me in watching Angola- Nigeria

u know me na... whispering sweet nothings na my specialty

im not oooo no no no i jus feel like there are enough west africans to play west africans...... i mean u dont see west africans playing east africans in films y'know

i heard. watched the stats but not the game
we won yay im so happy didnt know i was this patriotic

i cant wait until the olympics

MrsPhyno:

u know me na... whispering sweet nothings na my specialty

im not oooo no no no i jus feel like there are enough west africans to play west africans...... i mean u dont see west africans playing east africans in films y'know

i heard. watched the stats but not the game
we won yay im so happy didnt know i was this patriotic

i cant wait until the olympics

. Yass ! Evident u came out first class in that

Hmm. Maybe 'they' want tha bxt act for the role ... You can't compare Nyong'o 's reputation to most .... Remember tha relationship btwn #marketability and #returns


LoLs. Iam feeeeling fly too

Sabrwahaqqo:


. Yass ! Evident u came out first class in that

Hmm. Maybe 'they' want tha bxt act for the role ... You can't compare Nyong'o 's reputation to most .... Remember tha relationship btwn #marketability and #returns


LoLs. Iam feeeeling fly too

yeah actually i think its genetic
most of the males in my fam are like this beht strangely im the only female who got it

yeah i get it. shes the go to african gal for all african female roles. its just annoying to me cause i dont picture the character like her sha. no biggie. as far as she can act

i can see dat... seem like ur energetic this night

MrsPhyno:

yeah actually i think its genetic
most of the males in my fam are like this beht strangely im the only female who got it

yeah i get it. shes the go to african gal for all african female roles. its just annoying to me cause i dont picture the character like her sha. no biggie. as far as she can act

i can see dat... seem like ur energetic this night

Yo lucky to be co' cky , to some it's scary beht to me ; fairy

Igzaktli! ... So, case dismissed !

Power af red bulls ... You take things that hail from the hydroxyls if u get what I mean

Sabrwahaqqo:


Yo lucky to be co' cky , to some it's scary beht to me ; fairy

Igzaktli! ... So, case dismissed !

Power af red bulls ... You take things that hail from the hydroxyls if u get what I mean

abeg no call me cocky o i dont tink i am sha im not even confident self jus suave i guess, like a flatterer. es dangerous at time cause peeps be getting the wrong idea all the time dem jus dey catch feelings like say na butterfly meanwhile i jus dey play

oganla anytin u say i go gree so okay

lol u take red bull? its not that good for ur health o. not to be motherly/doctorly..... my friend said im always doin that ish, anytime ppl tell me something fun I tell them why its not good for their health yeah i kinda grab but at the same time my last class ends at 8pm and im kinda scared to walk outside so my brain is elsewhere right now (note how i told u something i do so u no go come say i dey avoid talking about my day )

MrsPhyno:

abeg no call me cocky o i dont tink i am sha im not even confident self jus suave i guess, like a flatterer. es dangerous at time cause peeps be getting the wrong idea all the time dem jus dey catch feelings like say na butterfly meanwhile i jus dey play

oganla anytin u say i go gree so okay

lol u take red bull? its not that good for ur health o. not to be motherly/doctorly..... my friend said im always doin that ish, anytime ppl tell me something fun I tell them why its not good for their health yeah i kinda grab but at the same time my last class ends at 8pm and im kinda scared to walk outside so my brain is elsewhere right now (note how i told u something i do so u no go come say i dey avoid talking about my day )

Cocky's tha impression I've gat 'bout u tho, if suave it is, then, I say uncool!
Beht, I think its uncool to toy wd ppl's feeling tho, some niggas don't have that level af humor to differentiate fact from fiction ... You're sanguine anyway, maybe that makes you feel fly .. Who knows ? Lol


That's why I like u boo ... Always following suit


Nah. My religion doesn't allow it, I jes wanted to see how you'd feel 'bout me if I proclaim it lol...
Noted. BTW, that wasn't da inquiry! Was asking if you do take alcoholic stuffs too gee (be hanist pls)...


So, I asked u to kiss me on one thread like that and u complained af the traffic on us . So, can I have it now

Sabrwahaqqo:



Cocky's tha impression I've gat 'bout u tho, if suave it is, then, I say uncool!
Beht, I think its uncool to toy wd ppl's feeling tho, some niggas don't have that level af humor to differentiate fact from fiction ... You're sanguine anyway, maybe that makes you feel fly .. Who knows ? Lol


That's why I like u boo ... Always following suit


Nah. My religion doesn't allow it, I jes wanted to see how you'd feel 'bout me if I proclaim it lol...
Noted. BTW, that wasn't da inquiry! Was asking if you do take alcoholic stuffs too gee (be hanist pls)...


So, I asked u to kiss me on one thread like that and u complained af the traffic on us . So, can I have it now

lol i seriously am not any of those things in fact i am shy yeaaaa v. true its not cool to toy wit ppls feelings and i dont do that ish..... lol how do i explain this one now. u know how some gals give ppl a really hard time, like if u jus start talking to a babe she go dey do shakara she no go answer u, sometimes theyll ignore u. well since im very kind like i said before i dont like to stress ppl so if u start talking to me i go talk well wit u, i go try to make u laugh/smile etc. i do this to everybody male or female like u said im sanguine...... hope u understand now

lol...... i can be extremely obedient o. or i can be troublesome. depends on the mood i guess im a middle child so im used to not getting what i want it doesnt bother me.... u nko

oh yeah. so that means ur a pretty strict/observant muslim if u dont take all those -OH functional groups. das nice o. most of these alhajis are only alhaji in word and not in deed, them jus dey behave anyhow how do u expect me to feel? i no go feel anyhow nah lol i dont like men that loooove alcohol. but u forgot that im the type dat is cool wit almost anytin, i like ppl to be themselves. whether na alcoholic or priest
Okay my hanist answer is dat i take 12 shots of vodka everymorning and 6 beers at nite

I dont really drink o. not that my religion doesnt allow it but 1) technically es illegal fo me in d US since drankin age na 21
2) dont like d taste
3) I like being in control of maself&ma surroundings at all times

lol....... this ur memory.......
im not a forward girl nah adim shy u suppose kiss me if u want am

MrsPhyno:

lol i seriously am not any of those things in fact i am shy yeaaaa v. true its not cool to toy wit ppls feelings and i dont do that ish..... lol how do i explain this one now. u know how some gals give ppl a really hard time, like if u jus start talking to a babe she go dey do shakara she no go answer u, sometimes theyll ignore u. well since im very kind like i said before i dont like to stress ppl so if u start talking to me i go talk well wit u, i go try to make u laugh/smile etc. i do this to everybody male or female like u said im sanguine...... hope u understand now

lol...... i can be extremely obedient o. or i can be troublesome. depends on the mood i guess im a middle child so im used to not getting what i want it doesnt bother me.... u nko

oh yeah. so that means ur a pretty strict/observant muslim if u dont take all those -OH functional groups. das nice o. most of these alhajis are only alhaji in word and not in deed, them jus dey behave anyhow how do u expect me to feel? i no go feel anyhow nah lol i dont like men that loooove alcohol. but u forgot that im the type dat is cool wit almost anytin, i like ppl to be themselves. whether na alcoholic or priest
Okay my hanist answer is dat i take 12 shots of vodka everymorning and 6 beers at nite

I dont really drink o. not that my religion doesnt allow it but 1) technically es illegal fo me in d US since drankin age na 21
2) dont like d taste
3) I like being in control of maself&ma surroundings at all times

lol....... this ur memory.......
im not a forward girl nah adim shy u suppose kiss me if u want am

Hmm.... I do understand that you try to be levelheaded .. Good one! I like those who knows how to have fun with caution ...beht some people can get irritating you know? You slam those one's like me abi?

I'm used to making the sacrifices cos I'm no 1 ... God! The task on and expectations from me is mammoth sized mehn...

Pretty strict observant - that is just it I have my reservations 'bout that whole religion thing tho, you?
12 whaaaat! Na water?
Lol, beht you can 'bend' tha law widaut nobody knowing
Hmm.. Well I know your jez kidding lol... Social drinker u are huh?

Must a man initiate that whole thing ALL tha tym hun? ... Bush girl
And can't I ask for little favor and gerrit Smh for u oo lol

Anyway, how's today been treating you? Nicely?

Sabrwahaqqo:



Hmm.... I do understand that you try to be levelheaded .. Good one! I like those who knows how to have fun with caution ...beht some people can get irritating you know? You slam those one's like me abi?

I'm used to making the sacrifices cos I'm no 1 ... God! The task on and expectations from me is mammoth sized mehn...

Pretty strict observant - that is just it I have my reservations 'bout that whole religion thing tho, you?
12 whaaaat! Na water?
Lol, beht you can 'bend' tha law widaut nobody knowing
Hmm.. Well I know your jez kidding lol... Social drinker u are huh?

Must a man initiate that whole thing ALL tha tym hun? ... Bush girl
And can't I ask for little favor and gerrit Smh for u oo lol

Anyway, how's today been treating you? Nicely?

Thanks I'm not a slammer...... idon rly know how to say no to people.... odikwa serious but i am learning to change

lolzzzz sacrifices my ass. oldest kids are like on a constant power trip, u guys are given too much authority but sha if ur d nice and responsible kind dan das good

whaddya mean u have ur doubts pls explain
lol like i said nor really.... e no sweet and me i like sweet drinks so im jus not used to it lol and im not sure its something one needs to get used to
yeah if i want to i could sha

pffft no be all d time nah but sometimes gals jus wanna feel wanted u self sabi wit all dat ur experience
oooookay lemme give u wat u asked for

its been treating me roughly o long hard day and my bosom buddie is sick so im worried

MrsPhyno:

Thanks I'm not a slammer...... idon rly know how to say no to people.... odikwa serious but i am learning to change

lolzzzz sacrifices my ass. oldest kids are like on a constant power trip, u guys are given too much authority but sha if ur d nice and responsible kind dan das good

whaddya mean u have ur doubts pls explain
lol like i said nor really.... e no sweet and me i like sweet drinks so im jus not used to it lol and im not sure its something one needs to get used to
yeah if i want to i could sha

pffft no be all d time nah but sometimes gals jus wanna feel wanted u self sabi wit all dat ur experience
oooookay lemme give u wat u asked for

its been treating me roughly o long hard day and my bosom buddie is sick so im worried

Don't get too harsh tho!

Too much authority equal too much responsibilities my dear.
The attention given us is always on the high too and that translates to heightened expectations... Exactly what I was saying..
And because we're the eldest, we're often cheated! Like say Momma saying; You know you're the eldest , you should know how to give out af every little you've got... Sucks mehn...
Swiri, I can write a 500 volume bible on the de-merits af being the first child!


Uh! well, in summary, the concept af religion superiority sucks!
How lucid you came out ! You dint mince words in your description and I like that

Which yeye experience, I told u I quited, haba!
Hmm! That wasn't enough beht I will not complain sha


Oh! So sorry about ya friend!! Hope she's faring better now Tell him/her MR. X cares
Well, for your own rough day , I know you are strong and will be fine! You can takia af yaself nah

Sabrwahaqqo:



Don't get too harsh tho!

Too much authority equal too much responsibilities my dear.
The attention given us is always on the high too and that translates to heightened expectations... Exactly what I was saying..
And because we're the eldest, we're often cheated! Like say Momma saying; You know you're the eldest , you should know how to give out af every little you've got... Sucks mehn...
Swiri, I can write a 500 volume bible on the de-merits af being the first child!


Uh! well, in summary, the concept af religion superiority sucks!
How lucid you came out ! You dint mince words in your description and I like that

Which yeye experience, I told u I quited, haba!
Hmm! That wasn't enough beht I will not complain sha


Oh! So sorry about ya friend!! Hope she's faring better now Tell him/her MR. X cares
Well, for your own rough day , I know you are strong and will be fine! You can takia af yaself nah

C'est impossible

abeg abeg abeg save it fo' d birds jareeee
being a middle child is the absolute worst position and das a fact. u guys at least get perks and downsides, jus like d babies. we dont have any perks, jus downsides

lol whos religion is superior? or rather do u think u exhibit religious superiority jus cause u dont drink now we wont hear word abi.
what more do u want from me

he...... is berra i hope. actually someone in 9ja. typhoid ish. people still die from typhoid so i freaked out cause im loving like dat jisie ike sha and thank you
lollllll im strong? nna ehn, i wanna be weak dese days. feeling pritty tiiiiyerrrdd but lemme stahp complaining sha. no body likes a whiner hope u too are also fine ?

MrsPhyno:

C'est impossible

abeg abeg abeg save it fo' d birds jareeee
being a middle child is the absolute worst position and das a fact. u guys at least get perks and downsides, jus like d babies. we dont have any perks, jus downsides

lol whos religion is superior? or rather do u think u exhibit religious superiority jus cause u dont drink now we wont hear word abi.
what more do u want from me

he...... is berra i hope. actually someone in 9ja. typhoid ish. people still die from typhoid so i freaked out cause im loving like dat jisie ike sha and thank you
lollllll im strong? nna ehn, i wanna be weak dese days. feeling pritty tiiiiyerrrdd but lemme stahp complaining sha. no body likes a whiner hope u too are also fine ?

Tres bien

4 ur mind ! Pecks kor press ni

LoLs ... I'm stuck for words ... But well I'm not talking about us. The society was my referral hun ? So chill sweet
Take 4 e.g the religion hate virus in the air everywhere on Nairaland. Is it not mind bugging?


So far he takes care af it early enough , He should be good. Very potent drugs abound you know?
Complain all you want , my shoulders are well padded, so, feel free to lean on me and cry out your heart but seriously you just resumed, dint expect fatigue to set in so soon ... And Yass, I'm not doing bad , thanks



Be like work don start full force shey? Ur prominence online is diminishing... All the bxt once again

Sabrwahaqqo:


Tres bien

4 ur mind ! Pecks kor press ni

LoLs ... I'm stuck for words ... But well I'm not talking about us. The society was my referral hun ? So chill sweet
Take 4 e.g the religion hate virus in the air everywhere on Nairaland. Is it not mind bugging?


So far he takes care af it early enough , He should be good. Very potent drugs abound you know?
Complain all you want , my shoulders are well padded, so, feel free to lean on me and cry out your heart but seriously you just resumed, dint expect fatigue to set in so soon ... And Yass, I'm not doing bad , thanks



Be like work don start full force shey? Ur prominence online is diminishing... All the bxt once again

Yeah for my accurate and astute mind

I'm always chill jare i jus like to cause trouble from time to time But yes I gree wit you. I am this live and let live kinda person even though I think that is slightly against the doctrine in my religion in this case...... but anyways sha. E no consign me I can't carry someone elses matter (ie. religion) for head like say I be bread seller.... still trying to best navigate my own

Mhmmm he is better tank God. I texted like everyday to find out But u know as Naija be now, normal tinz become dificil just because its happening in 9ja. It is well sha
Lol padded by what? you put pillow dere Yeah thanks..... contrary to how it seems and altho I don have alot of experience or anytin, I am a pretty tough cookie.... I can handle alot even tho I dont want to lols
Fatigue not from jus school tho its like they say 'everything that could go wrong all went wrong at one time' But im sortin it out
Glad you're doing fine

Lolz it has ooooo, nna ehn. No be small tin

Missed me? Yes or Yes

MrsPhyno:

Yeah for my accurate and astute mind

I'm always chill jare i jus like to cause trouble from time to time But yes I gree wit you. I am this live and let live kinda person even though I think that is slightly against the doctrine in my religion in this case...... but anyways sha. E no consign me I can't carry someone elses matter (ie. religion) for head like say I be bread seller.... still trying to best navigate my own

Mhmmm he is better tank God. I texted like everyday to find out But u know as Naija be now, normal tinz become dificil just because its happening in 9ja. It is well sha
Lol padded by what? you put pillow dere Yeah thanks..... contrary to how it seems and altho I don have alot of experience or anytin, I am a pretty tough cookie.... I can handle alot even tho I dont want to lols
Fatigue not from jus school tho its like they say 'everything that could go wrong all went wrong at one time' But im sortin it out
Glad you're doing fine

Lolz it has ooooo, nna ehn. No be small tin

Missed me? Yes or Yes

Huh? Who dash you? ... When you're not immortal

That's deep oo . ti auguro il meglio (all the best) with your navigation is all I'll say

Is that a compliment? Well, I'll still agree wd u. Sometimes we overhype things , The consequence Could be good could be bad. So , aint condemning it totally
Tough and sexay - bad girl.

Yh, i know you'll sail through cos yo tof !
Oh! You care that mawch? Am flattered!

Like tiz every af u schooling there sings this as music - not easy. I tell u, tz general! So, take it as normal something hun?

Haha ! Say the first yes is +ve and the second
-ve, I'll reluctant tend towards the second for you to get the true rizponse which is ; Not too mawch, I've been doing preeeetty cool


How's today treating you?