Because I asked for a lady's hand in marriage, her father gave me this form to fill.
After reading the form, I told my prospective father-
in-law that I wanna use the restroom. Immediately I got to the toilet, I just scaled
through it's window and ran out of the compound....
IS IT BY FORCE TO MARRY!!??
Okay, pls read the form and tell me what you would have rather done if you were in my nice shoes..... Over to you pls.
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APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

PLS FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old.

SECTION ONE
Please answer the following questions honestly:
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in - law and mother in-law.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer?
_______________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________
6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES
(a) for how long?
_______________.
(b) If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why.
_____________________________________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
_________________________________________________________________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
_______________________________

SECTION TWO
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short tempered? Yes/No

SECTION THREE
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
____________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ___________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________
4. When can I interview your Church Pastor?
_________________________

Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.

Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.

As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified!

Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
___________________________
Home:
_______________________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES.

Lol. Interview with ur parents too?

She be princessabi. If na my papa,I go tell am Popsi,you never want me to get married ni.

this so pathetic

Ain't funny!

very stale

just a rubbish thread.

SUGARBEE:
Ain't funny!

so who u help now?

johnbuck81:
just a rubbish thread.

kk, go hang urself

kushstalin:

so who u help now?

kushstalin:
kk, go hang urself

still a stupid thread.

mrpackager:
this so pathetic

You actually believed this stale gist. Smh.

Sijo01:



You actually believed this stale gist. Smh.

indeed



BTW happy birthday wish you long life and prosperity