BENEFITS OF BEING WITH A FUNCTIONAL OLDER LADY IN A RELATIONSHIP 

WRITTEN BY JEROME YAOVI ONIPEDE







1) YOU WILL FIND LOYALTY AND TRUE FRIENDSHIP
An older lady isn't planning on going in and out of Relationships. She wants to be in a relationship and stay there. She's settled and not scattered. She's come a long way and does not think there's something out there that she is missing. When she's with you, SHE IS WITH YOU.

An older lady has attained a level of Maturity whereby she has the CAPACITY to get along with all types and manner of men, and that's why when she's with a Man and finds out that you are a Nonentity (that is a person of no importance and significance), or an slowpoke (an extremely stupid person) etc, and everyone is advising her to leave, she sees things differently. In her mind, she is wondering how a person can be like this, and what can be done to make something good out of him. She's not holding onto him because she's desperate like some think, she's become Solution minded, and the question she will ask Jerome in a Consulting Session is "Is there a place such a Person can be taken to for help, so he can become better, and live the rest of his life in dignity". Well the problem is when the older lady loves you, she loves EVERYTHING that you are (the good, the bad, and the ugly), but don't make the mistake of taking advantage of her STATE OF MATURATION, because she can also RAISE YOU DOWN TO DUST and make you disappear where you won't need an OBITUARY, because you decided to take her ANGELIC gestures for stupidity.

Well as an older man, date today's young girl, and she will use lies and her runs to kill you.

2) SHE MAKES LOVE, SHE DOESN'T WASTE TIME ON SEX
An older lady will surprise you. She doesn't pretend that she is an angel and knows nothing about sex. As a matter of fact, she knows MORE than you do, and as a matter of fact, SHE WANTS HER SEX, and she's not guilty about it. She knows sex is not just for the Man, but also the Woman, and if you are acting like a MONK, she will grab you, take you, and tell you "Thanks, I had a good time". If she makes a sound in Bed, she's not pretending like the small girl, IT'S A SOUND OF PLEASURE. She knows her Body, and knows how to ORGASM, and so she doesn't leave it entirely to you the man to make that happen. She will actually tell you what to do. She will initiate sex in the Car, living room, in the plane, etc. Sex gives her Physically Pleasure, Communication gives her Emotional Pleasure, just like Money gives her Psychological Pleasure. The truth is "ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR HER", if not then stick to those small small girls that follow you about, because you gave them 2nd hand BlackBerry Q10.

3) SHE IS VERY ADVENTUROUS AND IMPRESSIONABLE
She will leave an impression in your heart. She might actually intimidate you, but not deliberately, because she's likely to have been around the world. As a Matchmaker most of my older female clients have traveled a lot, and some request for men who are exposed too.

She is good on the Internet, and does most of her bookings there. She knows how to buy ANYTHING online, because it's more economical shopping online. She knows where the best meals are served. She knows what it means to take care of herself, don't forget she works very hard, not because she enjoys it all the time, but because she appreciates the end result of Labor, which is Remuneration.

When you first meet her, she will be quiet and take time to study you. She is actually sizing you up, and then starts to plan how to make your boring life Very interesting. She shakes her head in a corner, and wonders if you think you have been living all this while. Just sit back and watch the REST OF YOUR LIFE change, and you will realize that the fun you were looking for in the hands of the small small girls is actually in the bosom of the older lady. Abeg, leave this small girls for the young guys, so that they can find wives to marry.

4) SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS
She is not trying to find herself from who you are, SHE HAS ALREADY FOUND HERSELF. She's not going to become your shadow. The Relationship has got to be US, and not you you you, MR. MAN.

She going to stand TALL beside you, and not behind you. She's going to go on her Vacation, because she's not expecting you to fund it, don't forget she has been doing it before she met you, but if you want to take her on a Vacation, then she will wonder why you can't fund it, after all YOU ARE THE MAN, ain't you, so BE THE MAN! Being the man is not in shouting on everybody in the house, it's not in beating up the woman in your life, it's not in being unfaithful and when you are caught, instead of being remorseful, you stand there like an Agama Lizard, and say with your big ugly smelly mouth that "Now that you know, what are you going to do about it", Being a Man is being the PROVIDER, PROTECTOR, PRAYER COVER, PLAN A-Z, etc.

Be careful, the older lady has found who she is, and she is not coming into your life to ask for VALIDATION, she is coming into your life to COMPLEMENT YOU. Now the question is DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? If you don't then stick to those small small girls, because even as an older man, your IQ is the same as theirs.

5) SHE IS NEAT, HER HYGIENE IS SUPER
There is a 70% chance that you will not be infected by an older lady with a disease, because she takes care of herself. She knows her body, and contrary to what some men assume, the smell from her Vagina is like that of a flower that has just opened up. She knows what makes a vagina give a foul smell which has nothing to do with age, but with personal hygiene, and so she takes care of it.

She may not like her stomach which shoots out occasionally, but when she has done everything she can, and she still tries a little more, she also accepts the fact that she is growing older, and will continue to keep fit for her own good. But instead of worrying about that, why don't you worry about yours. Have you forgotten it's been long that you got a glimpse of your penis, because your BLOTED TUMMY has hidden it from you all this while. It's also VERY DANGEROUS for a Man to keep a Pot Belly. Please Google it up and see the health implications to it.

Statistics show that younger ladies are more infected than older ladies, because of ignorance about their body. And maybe you are a Man that allows your Erection to determine your Direction, and have refused to be led by God, well you have been warned.

I can go on and on, but the bottom line is if we men, out of ignorance and lust go after the girls that our Sons should be getting Married to, ruining their lives most times in the process, and losing out from having very interesting moments and life with ladies our age, don't we lose ON ALL SIDES? Well I know in the end, it takes REAL MEN to be MEN!

If you are Married, stay with your Wife, and it will keep DRAMA out of your life. If you are an older man looking for a wife, l advice you find a good woman close to your age, and spend the rest of your remaining years here on Earth together well.

*PLEASE NOTE THAT EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN HERE IS ABOUT THE FUNCTIONAL OLDER LADY, AND NOT ONE THAT IS DYSFUNCTIONAL.

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Em... What do you mean by 'FUNCTIONAL older woman'?