1) For every girl telling a guy that is hitting on them to their face that 'you are not my class', there are equal number of guys telling their pals behind a girl's back that that's my trash


2)Naija guys are always shocked to see a pretty girl dating an ugly guy, if im poor join, dem go talk say na jazz







3)Naija love is strongest when the guy hasn't seen the girls pant yet,


When the girl starts forgetting her pants for im place,



The love don start get k leg be dat.





4)No matter how your girlfriend fine reach, when you don knack am, she go begin look like spare tire for your eye





5)The era of giving our girlfriends flower is no more, now the only flower the need is either a blackberry or apple iPhone




6)if you spend too much you are a Maga, if you spend too little you are called names too, so try to be in the middle, don't spend too much or too little






7)if whenever you set up a date at any location, the girl you are interested in always arrives with family and friends, forget am, she wan chop you clean mouth

vizkiz:
I wanted to derail this thread, but amma just let it be

derail wetin, this thread resemble train for your eye, abeg swerve

Well thought out, op I give you 6/10

that number 4 is what im desperately afraid of

Once there is no money there is no Love
Ok. most of them are true

Damm op,u ve said it all! fuvk love without money!

Dat number 4sef!!

Kenzico:
Dat number 4sef!! I find myself thinking dat way too. I wonder y nature has made it dat way on we Men. I go dey die for woman love bt as soon as she give us d thing!! The whole tin will disappear

Firstly, speak for ursef @ bolded.

D whole tin(love/attraction) disappeared because it wasn't love initially, it was just pure lust and wen u ve gotten wat u want, u no longer get attracted to her.