Don't let the pope read this!!!

Ladies:

He claims he has been celibate for almost 8 months now but as soon as you let him realize that he may 'get some' if there was a condom in the house, he will quickly produce a freshly manufactured condom [expiry date:2012] from his closet. If he was celibate for over 8 months, how come he has a condom manufactured 3 months ago in his closet or is it a normal household item bought in every grocery shopping?. Do you ladies wonder how stupid and shallow our lies can be or do you just flow with the rythm because you don't want to spoil the mood?


Guys:

How do you treat the issue of 'condom counting chics'?. ie, those chics that count your condoms over and over again to see if one is missing?. Why should women count our condoms after all we don't count their tampons?. Please express your rage over this issue now because i'm in some kind of trouble now on this same issue.

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Aloy.Emeka:



How do you treat the issue of 'condom counting chics'?. ie, those chics that count your condoms over and over again to see if one is missing?. Why should women count our condoms after all we don't count their tampons?. Please express your rage over this issue now because i'm in some kind of trouble now on this same issue.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Aloy.Emeka:

Don't let the pope read this!!!
Guys:
How do you treat the issue of 'condom counting chics'?. ie, those chics that count your condoms over and over again to see if one is missing?. Why should women count our condoms after all we don't count their tampons?. Please express your rage over this issue now because i'm in some kind of trouble now on this same issue.

I tire ooo!

lol
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have you been doing something you shouldn't?

tpia:


everybody dey talk baboon dey put mouth.

who dash this castrated goat condom?

tpia

death

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

N L

everybody dey talk baboon dey put mouth.

who dash this castrated goat condom?

This ike nsi does not know what a condom looks like after all nobody has used it on her before in all her 39 years of existence. No wonder all these agboros dey knock her up.

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have you been doing something you shouldn't?

No, but condoms can suddenly disappear in your house without the man knowing the whereabouts.

Aloy.Emeka:

This ike nsi does not know what a condom looks like after all nobody has used it on her before in all her 39 years of existence. No wonder all these agboros dey knock her up.

Nairaland!

What a site!

Aloy.Emeka:

This ike nsi does not know what a condom looks like after all nobody has used it on her before in all her 39 years of existence. No wonder all these agboros dey knock her up.

Ooops, game over
I-Laugh like TUMFULU!

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Hmmmmmmm!!!! N L.Interesting. Dem don start. JADED.

lmao!

look, you've been busted yet again.

Who dash eunuch condom? You think say na blom blom?

Otondo ike nsi.

the name of this thread should have been called insults & rage.

rage of d moment

Aloy.Emeka:

Otondo ike nsi.

Guys nah wah oh.
These condoms wey dey disappear from emaka's house, who knows?!? It could be his step mom's

I'm at a loss as to whether to delete these insults or leave them.

I will warn though - cease and desist from insults and focus on the topic.

@ topic

I don't think it's right to count condoms, it's not a foolproof way of checking. Let's say you buy a 3 pack and are about to have sex with your gf. You take one condom out and while putting it on it rips, so you bring a second one out of the box and use that instead. Now your gf misses this and thinks you used only one. If she now counts tomorrow evening and finds just one rubber left, she goes nuts accusing you but you didn't cheat.

Say NO to Condom counting!!!

;d

debosky from witch farm has spoken

@debosky
dont kill the fun, it was just getting interesting

<grabs easy chair, makes a drink, and prays the rage continues>

Please express your rage over this issue now because i'm in some kind of trouble now on this same issue.

Once again, stick to your Igbo women and leave 'Bukky" alone. Na by force?

Didnt you claim you two were waiting for marriage in some other thread? So what concerns you with condoms and the counting of them? Oniro oshi. Ashewo man.