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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by DUNKA(m): 9:51pm On Mar 29, 2022
Godisgreatest1:
Just imagine lie that took away my network now i'm on 2G...SMH.
lol cheesy

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Stopthecap: 9:55pm On Mar 29, 2022
madman that goes around correcting and "fixing" other peoples work. changing an estate because he built a fence !

The only original builder in the world.

meanwhile no satisfied clients on the forum ...jumping from one abandoned project to another.

NEW AND PROSPECTIVE HOME OWNERS BEWARE

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by multikolour(m): 10:15pm On Mar 29, 2022
When you have a court case and you are here attacking the accused, your lawyer should tell you better the consequences,

The guy will not pay and becomes a nuisance when you disturb everyone with your gang.
That's selfishness of you to deprive others of enjoying peace because of your mistake or intentional act to try to prove people wrong that you are smarter.

If you like attack me I don't care and I am not afraid, mind you some cases are lost base on technical grounds even if you are right.
I do not come in peace and I do not care what you think.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by KIDfurniture(m): 10:15pm On Mar 29, 2022
Brabus is a high-performance German aftermarket tuning, upfitting, and restoration brand that gives your Mercedes-Benz a unique style and exceptional performance and has been doing so for over 40 years. They have no business with Toyota / Honda and other shitty cars makers



dongc:


Well neither Mercedes Benz nor Daimler owns Brabus unfortunately...it's a private company on its own...only performance turner they own is AMG..
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by dongc(m): 10:41pm On Mar 29, 2022
KIDfurniture:
Brabus is a high-performance German aftermarket tuning, upfitting, and restoration brand that gives your Mercedes-Benz a unique style and exceptional performance and has been doing so for over 40 years. They have no business with Toyota / Honda and other shitty cars makers




Not exactly sure what is your point but anyways...cheers

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Stopthecap: 11:21pm On Mar 29, 2022
This is an OPEN forum.
If the fraudster can post here in peace, so can others.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by n3xt(m): 12:50am On Mar 30, 2022
Greenarrow01:


The woods
7 years on the floor or. Under the roofing

If on the floor
Did you put them in a shade away from weather elements.


Tori
7 years no be 7 months ooooo

Smiles bro. You don’t believe it! You don’t have to believe it just because I said it.

As shocking as it is, it is still outside there lying on the floor even in murky waters. Yet unperturbed.

Well, I believe you can carbon date the wood to confirm how long it has been sitting on the floor.
I took possession of the woods on the 6th August 2011.

I’m also confident it is not only dullards that fill this place. I’m sure there are scientists, physicists and archaeologists here too.

I have samples of the woods to test.


__________

When I read comments of many people here, it shows the level of their ignorance..

This is the beauty of fundamental research.
When a researcher pick up an object from a dig site, the first question he asks is “How old is it?”

Oh well, I forgot we are first Nigerians (Giants of Africa) grin

__________

#carbondating #uraniumdating

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Greenarrow01(m): 12:55am On Mar 30, 2022
n3xt:


Smiles bro. You don’t believe it?

As shocking as it is, it is still outside their lying on the floor even in murky waters. Yet unperturbed.

Well, I believe you can carbon date the wood to confirm how long it has been sitting on the floor.
I took possession of the woods on the 6th August 2011.

I’m also confident it is not only dullards that fill this place. I’m sure there are scientists, physicists and archaeologists here too.

I have samples of the woods to test.


__________

When I read comments of many people here, it shows the level of their ignorance..

This is the beauty of fundamental research.
When a research pick up an object from a dig site, he first question he asks is “How old is it?”

Oh well, I forgot we are first Nigerians (Giants of Africa) grin

#carbondating #uraniumdating

2011 to down is over 10 years bro
And you are saying for over 10 years
You didn't use these woods for anything on earth
Just left them wasting.
I have personally kept my sch bench outside for 3 years and till date
That bench is rock solid.
However the bench is as heavy as anything on this earth
It's fucking bends nail
But 11 fucking years
Haaaaaa

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by n3xt(m): 1:04am On Mar 30, 2022
Greenarrow01:


2011 to down is over 10 years bro
And you are saying for over 10 years
You didn't use these woods for anything on earth
Just left them wasting.
I have personally kept my sch bench outside for 3 years and till date
That bench is rock solid.
However the bench is as heavy as anything on this earth
It's fucking bends nail
But 11 fucking years
Haaaaaa

I have them installed on my roof. I donated some. I used some for picket fencing and there are still others that I had sitting their asss on the floor.

I recently worked with some 40 year old woods. I think I kept some samples. I also took a picture of the logging hammer stamp on the wood.

_______
In my last Ìbàdàn project, we took care of woods older than 60 years at Forest Research Institute of Nigeria, Jericho, Ìbàdàn.

Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by MMotimo: 2:45am On Mar 30, 2022
The fabulogists have completely taken over. If it is not the people displaying bend down select auction merchandise as luxury goods, it is the gbese-laden quack builder going back to do thank you after 7 years (now turned 10 years because sometimes keeping these tall tales in line is not easy).

Anyway, my number is open for interested contractors to help me paint this never before seen world class wonder, my #80billion project. We need this painted as we move towards the house warming date. . . . . . . . Turkey vacation package and free Elon Musk satellite internet access for my Nairaland guests.

The budget for the painting is max #1.2 billion and preference will be given to the more expensive bids. For poor people who don’t understand, it is called DOINGS. Don’t get jealous, work harder wink

Nobody should tempt quote me! My loyalty to Alhaji is unwavering.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by MMotimo: 2:49am On Mar 30, 2022
Adedward:
thanks u everyone here o, it is settled and balance has being paid, with additional #20k compensation for the injured, thanks u very much every one here thanks,


Good, now stay out of trouble. Efin ni iwa, behaviour be like smoke. It travels fast. Protect your reputation.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Stopthecap: 3:29am On Mar 30, 2022
MMotimo:
The fabulogists have completely taken over. If it is not the people displaying bend down select auction merchandise as luxury goods, it is the gbese-laden quack builder going back to do thank you after 7 years (now turned 10 years because sometimes keeping these tall tales in line is not easy).

Anyway, my number is open for interested contractors to help me paint this never before seen world class wonder, my #80billion project. We need this painted as we move towards the house warming date. . . . . . . . Turkey vacation package and free Elon Musk satellite internet access for my Nairaland guests.

The budget for the painting is max #1.2 billion and preference will be given to the more expensive bids. For poor people who don’t understand, it is called DOINGS. Don’t get jealous, work harder wink

Nobody should tempt quote me! My loyalty to Alhaji is unwavering.


Please accept our Company's bid to paint your edifice.

Let me introduce to you to our company: Imaginary Concepts Limited.

We have superior experience in delivering quality finish to buildings such as this.

It reminds me of some of our previous work:

1. Eifel Tower in London-Paris-It was us that delivered the superior bronze finish
2. Statue of Liberty in New York-It was us
3. Big Ben in London-It was us.
4. Interior finish for the White House-It was us (Top-Secret project but we don't like to talk too much!)

I will send along our confidential bid in due course

Please accept the assurances of our highest regards.

Thank you

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by n3xt(m): 3:50am On Mar 30, 2022
Leaders with good judgement tends to be good listeners and readers.

They can recognize their own emotions and biases and take them out of the equation.

Simple Comprehension

Me: I had to reward the supplier 7 years later when I realized I wasn’t cheated.


Greenarrow01:

The woods
7 years on the floor or. Under the roofing

If on the floor
Did you put them in a shade away from weather elements.

Tori
7 years no be 7 months ooooo

Me: Smiles bro. You don’t believe it?

As shocking as it is, it is still outside there lying on the floor even in murky waters. Yet unperturbed.

Present Continuous Tense is used for actions happening now or for an action that is unfinished.

It uses am/is/are and “ing” is added with the verb. Eg. It is still lying on the floor.

Smart people are self-aware. They pay attention to their own filters and defensiveness/aggression that discourages alternative arguments.

If u don’t gerrit, forget about rit.


Ire o.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by sonnie10: 4:12am On Mar 30, 2022
More pepper soup loading

#100M no be beans.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by MMotimo: 4:28am On Mar 30, 2022
Paris, such fond memories of that city. We vacationed inside that Eiffel Efe tower gangan. Poor people don’t know there is a luxury suite in there reserved for the VVIPs, people like us that have made it. I remember the supersonic dating done on the ironworks. I still get emails asking me to come back because I gave a £1500 tip to the staff on that visit.

I see you did the WH too, it’s almost as big as my edifice. I will await your bid for my monument, Sir! Let’s see if you can impress me with your pricing. I hope you are not 419 o! But even if you are sef, if I pay my housekeeper $300 a month, why can I not pay way above market price to better the lives of poor people #howmuchismoney

This is a direct call out to those painters that engineered the Tesla. Jealous people are confused, they don’t know that one person can be an auto engineer, builder, plumber, bricklayer, painter, borehole driller, roofing merchant, inverter specialist, welder, etc, etc. Don’t be afraid to send your bids, my current home in Silicon Valley was painted by a NASA engineer and I have an appreciation for jacks of all trades.

Talking of NASA reminded me of what my old NASA professor of advanced quantum rocket science said. He pulled me aside and said “Nne, dis life na once! Na who quiet lose! Never stop talking, there is always a mugu out there, they are all you need in your quest for self validation. Embrace your imagination, reality is nothing.”

#Howmuchismoney

Stopthecap:



Please accept our Company's bid to paint your edifice.

Let me introduce to you to our company: Imaginary Concepts Limited.

We have superior experience in delivering quality finish to buildings such as this.

It reminds me of some of our previous work:

1. Eifel Tower in London-Paris-It was us that delivered the superior bronze finish
2. Statue of Liberty in New York-It was us
3. Big Ben in London-It was us.
4. Interior finish for the White House-It was us (Top-Secret project but we don't like to talk too much!)

I will send along our confidential bid in due course

Please accept the assurances of our highest regards.

Thank you

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by MMotimo: 4:32am On Mar 30, 2022
Godisgreatest1:
Just imagine lie that took away my network now i'm on 2G...SMH.

grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin grin

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by kalu61(m): 4:55am On Mar 30, 2022
Adedward:
thanks u everyone here o, it is settled and balance has being paid, with additional #20k compensation for the injured, thanks u very much every one here thanks,
I must commend this gesture.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by KIDfurniture(m): 5:46am On Mar 30, 2022
Thanks for schooling me.



dongc:


Not exactly sure what is your point but anyways...cheers
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by IDnoble80: 5:55am On Mar 30, 2022
n3xt:
Leaders with good judgement tends to be good listeners and readers.

They can recognize their own emotions and biases and take them out of the equation.

Simple Comprehension








Present Continuous Tense is used for actions happening now or for an action that is unfinished.

It uses am/is/are and “ing” is added with the verb. Eg. It is still lying on the floor.

Smart people are self-aware. They pay attention to their own filters and defensiveness/aggression that discourages alternative arguments.

If u don’t gerrit, forget about rit.


Ire o.

English teacher well done.. pay up your debt

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by AngelicBeing: 6:04am On Mar 30, 2022
MMotimo:
The fabulogists have completely taken over. If it is not the people displaying bend down select auction merchandise as luxury goods, it is the gbese-laden quack builder going back to do thank you after 7 years (now turned 10 years because sometimes keeping these tall tales in line is not easy).

Anyway, my number is open for interested contractors to help me paint this never before seen world class wonder, my #80billion project. We need this painted as we move towards the house warming date. . . . . . . . Turkey vacation package and free Elon Musk satellite internet access for my Nairaland guests.

The budget for the painting is max #1.2 billion and preference will be given to the more expensive bids. For poor people who don’t understand, it is called DOINGS. Don’t get jealous, work harder wink

Nobody should tempt quote me! My loyalty to Alhaji is unwavering.
Hahaha, Hian, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com, 80billion Naira project. Hahaha grin shocked

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by EgunMogaji2: 6:05am On Mar 30, 2022
AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, Hian, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com, 80billion Naira project. Hahaha grin shocked

Mumsie was on fire grin

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by AngelicBeing: 6:09am On Mar 30, 2022
EgunMogaji2:


Mumsie was on fire grin
grin

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by sonnie10: 7:03am On Mar 30, 2022
Hotels and Suites
Location SE


If you don't gerrit, 4get about rit

Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Adedward(m): 7:33am On Mar 30, 2022
MMotimo:



Good, now stay out of trouble. Efin ni iwa, behaviour be like smoke. It travels fast. Protect your reputation.
smile, it's well thanks very much ma,
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by n3xt(m): 7:45am On Mar 30, 2022
sonnie10:
Hotels and Suites
Location SE


If you don't gerrit, 4get about rit

I gerrit.

Ilé Ode by NextHome
https://youtube.com/shorts/DDXgHlrYtuY?feature=share

Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Greenarrow01(m): 7:52am On Mar 30, 2022
sonnie10:
Hotels and Suites
Location SE


If you don't gerrit, 4get about rit

Sorry
How are you able to manage this hotel remotely
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by sonnie10: 8:00am On Mar 30, 2022
Greenarrow01:


Sorry
How are you able to manage this hotel remotely

Did I say it is mine?
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by EgunMogaji2: 8:04am On Mar 30, 2022
Good morning yah all.

And we're off to the races grin

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by FEGEITOK: 8:04am On Mar 30, 2022
sonnie10:
Bids end soon for Aluminum glass windows for this edifice. Thanks for the quotes already received.

This is coming late.

But what are your thoughts about getting the Aluminum and glass from the factory yourself and engaging labor separately as opposed to engaging contractors to supply and install on your behalf?

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by sonnie10: 8:12am On Mar 30, 2022
FEGEITOK:


This is coming late.

But what are your thoughts about getting the Aluminum and glass from the factory yourself and engaging labor separately as opposed to engaging contractors to supply and install on your behalf?


That is, if one is on ground and knows the specific sizes and quantities of materials required.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Greenarrow01(m): 8:12am On Mar 30, 2022
sonnie10:


Did I say it is mine?

No vex
I read meanings to it
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by EgunMogaji2: 8:13am On Mar 30, 2022
FEGEITOK:


This is coming late.

But what are your thoughts about getting the Aluminum and glass from the factory yourself and engaging labor separately as opposed to engaging contractors to supply and install on your behalf?


This is actually a thing and something I'm intending to attempt on my next build.

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