Good day, It was on a Friday evening around 7.30pm nd I was so bored in my room, I was trying to see a movie on my laptop but the noise coming from the female hostel beside me coupled with my roommates was not helping matters. Then my phone rang.. it was Gbenga (bengazi) my class mate nd closest friend.
Guy hw va na.
Me - I dey.
Gbenga- whr u dey.
Me- I dey my room, wetin happen?
Gbenga- make we enter street nah.
Me- where for street?
Gbenga- u too dey ask questions, e fit b club but sha get ready.
Me- ha I no get baa o, nd y uno tell me since?
Gbenga- Bomb dey ur head nii, no ask me questions again.
Call dropped. Lots of things started racing through my mind. 1. I don't have much money with me.2. Where. 3. It's my first time though I have friends that club but what to wear and wat if things go wrong, the risks nd all aside I love my sleep . At the end of my thoughts, it seems the advantages outweighs the risk nd all. Had my bath nd got ready. I called gbenga that am ready.

Cares not...

na intro be this

Hope u ddnt fvckup sha

ok

Na story?

We left around 9:15pm, we got there around 11:15pm. It was somewhere in Ikorodu. It was a big hotel, where the club was located. We saw 2 RRS Van with lots of police men there, immediately I wanted to return back to school but gbenga told me they are part of the security, so I was relaxed. We were greeted with the sight of not so friendly bouncers. Next voice I heard was a thick voice. "Your gatepass is 500naira oh" I asked gbenga hw va na ? He said don't worry.. He paid and we got in. At the other end we were given smirnoff ice can drink,. (later got 2 know it was 500n inside the bar).‎ We got in the club and was surprised to meet just like 5 guys nd 3 girls drinking. I asked gbenga so this is where will be throughout the night.. abeg let's find somewhere else to go abeg. He was also confused. But we met a guy downstairs and told us make we chill, them go soon enter.. its not morning yet.. that assured me we are going to have a swell night(wink). Called a friend of ours that lives in ikorodu, nd he was like why don't we inform him earlier..nd he can't come, he don shayo already. But he will give me 1 olosho no, that she will come nd meet us there..then immediately I controlled her.. and the next thing was how much will I pay her.. *as a sharp guy* when you come we discuss. My head started telling me wow. Gbenga was I no tell you.. just calm down and watch..

Continue oh am eager to hear the fvck up part

Is that all?

learners thread

Do quick nah

Guy y na?

profojah:
You left akoka for that dulling ikorodu when Invader boys were having their inductions (Slim&sexy) at GET ARENA on that same Friday. You no see those big coasters parked infront of Moremi, Newhall(makama), and Amina where galz dey troop in on Friday. And you call yourself Unilag Fweshest but going to d club for the first time..

BROS ori yin wambe

Ah just dey look this boy.

sorry for being away--------can i continue now?

yes

Guy i just dey look u aswr

Married women fucccker...ride on....

fabulous

let's go there

So the tory no gree continue?

unilagfreshest coman continue ur tory now...

Abe igi tales don start. Make I collect my palmwine and balance ontop tree branch.

Yawns, stretches......isn't he done yet? Goes back to my siesta.