My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started....
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I've not been in a long time." So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started....
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Dedicated to all married couples. I sent to my wife
and then the fight started
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Crisp & cool

I was with my wife on bed last night, when she asked me “If you could compare me to one thing in the universe, what would it be?”

I said “the sun.”

She asked “Aww, is that because I’m bright, beautiful and you couldn’t live without me?”

I said “No. It’s because not one person in the whole universe wants to look directly at you.”


Then The Fight Started

Tallesty1:
I was with my wife on bed last night, when she asked me “If you could compare me to one thing in the universe, what would it be?”

I said “the sun.”

She asked “Aww, is that because I’m bright, beautiful and you couldn’t live without me?”

I said “No. It’s because not one person in the whole universe wants to look directly at you.”


Then The Fight Started