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I Must S*x C. Ronaldo, Wizkid B4 I Retire – New President Of Prost!tutes Asso. by Nobody: 5:39pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
I Must Sle-ep With C.
Ronaldo, Wizkid Before I
Retire – New President
Of Pros- t!tutes’
Association.
She was sitting inside her expansive
palour, located on a swampy street
in Ikotun area of Lagos when this
reporter caught her.
Jessica Elvis, the president-elect of
the National Association of Nigerian
Pros- t!tutes, NANP, just finished
having her lunch when the reporter
arrived. ‘You are not a farmer. I don
wash your back o,” she said jokingly
with a warm handshake amid
cheerful smile.
In the red light zone, Elvis, whose
real name is Oluchi needs no
introduction. She was until her
election as the new president of
NANP, the longest serving secretary,
between 2002 to 2015.
In this exclusive interview with
DAILY POST’s Ameh Comrade, the
mother of one spoke on her victory
at the Saturday’s poll, plans for the
association and why she would like
to sleep with Real Madrid and
Portuguese soccer star, C Ronaldo as
well as Nigerian music sensation,
Dayo Balogun, otherwise known as
Wizkid before she retires.
You’ve been agitating for the baton
of leadership of this association, tell
us the plans you have for NANP?
I must really confess, it’s not easy as
seen from the stand. But there’s
nothing much, I have been the third in
command since 2002 (General
Secretary) and I have been doing most
of the jobs. I don’t see much difference
though.
Talking about the plan, like I said during
my campaign, I want to let people know
that you don’t have to work in NNPC or
Central Bank before you make it in life.
As the new president of NANP, I will
make sure our members are well taken
care of. I will ensure all our offices
across the 36 states of the federation
start functioning. I will also make sure
all registered members get ID card.
As you can see, the world has gone
global and we should also follow the
trend; in this regard, we have proposed
to launch a new website which will have
the profile and contacts of all our
registered members across the country.
If anyone is in need of our service, all
you need to do is to go online and make
your choice.
Secondly, I will also fight for the
freedom and security of our members.
We’ve heard of cases of our members
being molested and killed. It is callous.
We will have to stop all that.
I will also try to approach the new
government on how to make life better
for us. We supported the president
during his campaign. We even declared
free s*x when he won and we expect
him to reciprocate by looking into our
plight. We are also part of the society.
You have been the Secretary General
of this association since 2002, what
do you think the last leader failed to
do?
See, I don’t want to rubbish anybody.
My joy is that I have won and I am here
to work for those who elected me.
Your predecessor, Madam Efoyo
claimed you didn’t win the election,
how would you react to that?
If she says I didn’t win, let her call the
police to come and arrest me na. All I
can say is that I won the election and
there is no doubt about that.
Why the choice for prostitution while
there are other jobs out there?
Point of correction, we are not
prostitutes.
Who are you then?
We are friends of the society. Call us
peacemakers. National Association of
Nigerian Peacemakers.
Do you regret choosing this part of
profession?
Why should I regret what puts food on
my table; built me houses in Lagos and
Abuja and even trained my daughter in
school? I have no reason whatsoever to
regret.
So you have a daughter?
Yes of course, she went for summer
coaching. She is 15 years now.
When and how did you give birth to
her?
I gave birth to her fifteen years ago.
Where is the dad?
That is story for another day.
You mean she doesn’t know who her
father is?
Must she? I am both the father and
mother.
Are you telling us you impregnated
yourself?
Maybe or maybe not
…;Laughs (Give me make I marry her
na)
If you near her, I go cut you
‘bell’ (laughter). My pikin no go marry
Nigerian oo.t
Would you allow her to take after
you?
When she comes of age, she would
decide
How old are you?
I don’t know, my mum didn’t tell me
when I was born.
But do you have any plan of leaving
this work and getting married some
day?
Marriage drove me into this and I hate
the word marriage with passion.
You mean you were once married?
Yes, but things fell apart. But I’m glad
because it was a blessing in disguise.
When do you plan to retire?
Maybe when I make love to C Ronaldo
(laughter)
Do you mean the Portuguese
footballer?
(Excitedly) Yes! He is my crush. I love
him so much that his pictures even turn
me on (laughter). I use to tease my
colleagues that I must sleep with him
and Wiz Kid before I retire.
Have you met Wiz Kid one on one?
We have met on several occasions but
he doesn’t know me. I even have a
picture I took with him during a show
in Eko Hotel, but he doesn’t know what
I do.
So, how do you intend to sleep with
him?
God go do am when the time comes.
Talking about God, do you go to
church?
Of course, I am a firm believer of Jesus
Christ. I don’t miss church activities.
Sometimes, I would declare fasting and
prayer for business to come. Whenever
I’m fasting, I don’t go out or ‘do’ that
day.
Where do you worship?
For credibility sake, let’s leave out the
name of the church.
Aside the people you sleep with, do
you have any special person?
Yes, I have a boyfriend. It would shock
you to know that I am very jealous. The
day I noticed my guy was cheating on
me, I nearly cut off his thing.
Is he aware you are a ‘peacemaker’?
No, he is not based in Lagos.
What if he gets to know?
Na you wan tell am?
Is Jessica Elvis your real name?
No, my real name is Oluchi.
What is you father’s name?
His name is my father
Where did you come from?
I’m a Nigerian.
Which State precisely?
Must you know my state?
Are your parents aware you are a
prostitute, sorry, peacemaker?
Not really.
Do you still go out to ‘make peace’?
Well, I have a bigger responsibility now.
I now control over 20,000 people. So
my movements would have to reduce.
What is your take on the legalization
of same s*x marriage?
I am neither against nor in support of
it, but all I know is that whatever makes
you happy, do it.
Do you make love to women?
No, I’m not a lesbian.
Don’t you think you are offending
God?
You holy pass me? It’s funny that
people have already condemned us to
hell. But it would shock you on the last
day to see who will be in heaven and
hell. As for me, I am going to heaven. I
don’t know about you.
What have you achieved from this
job?
I have cars. I eat food of my choice. I
have been able to put a roof on the
head of my parents. I have properties
across the country. I have clothing line
and several other businesses.
Do you have male members?
You wan join? (General laughter)
Source: Dailypost |
Re: I Must S*x C. Ronaldo, Wizkid B4 I Retire – New President Of Prost!tutes Asso. by 3rdlegxxx(m): 10:16am On Dec 11, 2015 |
hmm all members get ID card, that one got to me, so when police or any security agency harasses you and ask for identity, you bring out the one for this saying oga i am a prostitute and this is my card, abeg that'd just too funny, anyways freedom of expression is allowed |
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