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Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Harkinyhemmy(m): 2:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
Pussy niccurs
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by omonnakoda: 3:15pm On Sep 04, 2015
Rapmoney:
Conji is a very bad thing grin. It has turned so many guys to 'desperados' and 'machines' that are easily predictable! When conji sets in, everything in 'love' and 'romance' becomes acceptable, okay and right too!!! wink grin. In fact, it is a baskard! grin

Below are observable traits that some guys exhibit when they are love-starved! Then, just know that conji has gotten the better part of them grin:

1) They quickly return missed calls from unsaved numbers: When a guy is always quick to return missed calls or flashes from numbers that are not saved on their phones, you could be right if you assert that he might be love-starved! When they hear a male voice from the other side, oh gush!!!...their hopes have been dashed; they would quickly end the call. Their only expectation is to speak to a female and nothing more. Hehehehe grin. To them, the flasher could be an ex, old flame or a babe they exchanged phone contacts with some time ago! cheesy. All na the race to cure conji. We are aware o, but we are not against grin...but if na Rufus, your paddy na im flash you, to call go become egbegba!!! grin

2) They call random phone numbers: This is not only annoying but also disgusting! How can you sit in your house and start dialing numbers indiscriminately and randomly? The aim or purpose is to hopefully call a naïve female who might play along with them. Like No.1, if they happen to hear a male voice from the other side, that's the end of the call!!! grin Na bad market that one be! cheesy

3) They indulge so much on pornographic materials: This is another sign that a guy might be love-starved (sex-starved too)!!! They spend thousands of Naira streaming, watching and downloading pornographic movies every month!!! The slightest available MB on their phone would probably end up in downlading or watching these clips! grin. It could be an easy way to satisfy that urge, you know wink

4) Through their activities on social media: Observe their disposition on social media; they mostly portray themselves as people who hate Nigerian ladies with passion! To them, they see nothing good in ladies; very quick to condemn and insult at the slightest opportunity, using extremely derogatory words!!! The truth is that most of them are just hiding behind a veil, they are actually love-starved!!! They need romance in real life; they want an understanding loving woman by their side wink. A man with a loving understanding woman does not go about raining unwarranted insults on the women folk on social media platforms!!!
You can express your views and thoughts without pouring derogatory words on women!

5) They use pics of unknown girls as their social media display picture: You will see some using the pics of beautiful girls gotten from the Internet as their display pictures on facebook, whatsapp, etc. Oh gush! Bros, why na? Wetin do your own pictures? In real life, they would hardly even have the opportunity to go close to that lady, talk more of having an affair with her cheesy. Some even go as far as opening threads on this forum to show folks their new 'girlfriend' from Bahamas or Cape Verde!!! All na fake...and remember, like 2face said, 'There is more to life than just faking up reality'.

Good morning folks!
But..........................................................................
How do you know all this? How?
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by adorable29(f): 4:31pm On Sep 04, 2015
cyprus000:
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even tho I fall into this category. I can never hate a fellow human,not to talk of my countrymen,but that doesn't mean that one should become a zombie becs he wants to please female folks. when this same uncouth,arrogant,disrespectful and irratating girls are quick to insult males, one generation,existance and parents. especially mama/sis and you expect some1 to digest such heap of shitt,cos he wants to be seen as loved. only a dumshity woman wrapper corkweasel does that.

I give them the same dose I give men,especially the self acclaimed feminist.who are inebriated by the swamp of self deceit.(I support equality and equity. not the _fuck they pilot in the guise of equality and equity).

I want the best for my future daughter.



On the flipside: if there is anything I am more sure of in this life. Is that you can never test the kind of love I try to run away from.
So save us the crap about love.

I respect women,but my respect is given to those who deserve it.

on this forum. I respect only one female.

I don't fvvckin care about what nairaland female folks thinks.
I will retire on the day those girls change.
Infact,I want them to hate.

*spits*
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Geeeez! Its not that serious!

Easy before you burst a vein Which could lead to internal haemorrhage and (GOD FORBID) instant death....


You may insult me but its only a SINCERE advice.... You can't possibly be this bitter towards people you have never met and don't even know you EXIST, and still live a long life!
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by desunit(m): 4:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
Jobless will increase your conji level. When you' re busy, the last thing you will be thinking about is sex.

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Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Terenceike(m): 4:43pm On Sep 04, 2015
OP you just got me wondering how a busy man will have to think of a worthless topic like this and going as far as putting it up on
nairaland. Nawa o
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by NoRetreat(m): 4:49pm On Sep 04, 2015
I am always proud to say that there is no time I missed your call that I don't reply, in case the caller is in distress 2. Relations that doesn't have credit, 3. Any of my friens.
rawpadgin:
what am saying is, each time I missed a call,(even if its a flash) my curiosity comes into play
i will be like "this might be James trying to reach me for a business transaction or is it my baby flashing me with a friend's no.
oh! it might as well be Samuel (my kid bro in school) want a recharge card from big bro."

so my guy, its important to call back that no. that flashed u cuz u neva know
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by adorable29(f): 4:51pm On Sep 04, 2015
Terenceike:
OP you just got me wondering how a busy man will have to think of a worthless topic like this and going as far as putting it up on
nairaland. Nawa o

I know right, especially how a busy guy will read a worthless topic and go as far as commenting on the said topic!

With all your "busy body", you are still not wealthier than Dangote!
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Nobody: 5:17pm On Sep 04, 2015
Hmm, dunno know about konji. Some guys say if they don't have sex for sometime they become super hor'ny. Dont know how true this is, or if its just one of the exaggerations made up to depict men as being sexually insatiable. I wonder who started that fallacious campaign? undecided
Anyway, I go ape s'hit on ladies when I read thrash they write about Naija guys, and if you can show me one youth in Nigeria that has never watched porn, I'll show you an alien. No, not an illegal immigrant, I mean a bug-eyed gray alien in human clothing grin
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by tallestVic: 6:05pm On Sep 04, 2015
haha.. Those day..remember when I was so bluepill,thought some gender has the ability to dispense love like petrol stattion. Took the redpill and discovered..society is a big lie and you are part of it. You should not be free that the society goal. Chase women,believe in the love tale u grew up watching in nollywood and hollywood. To all sexual dependent men out there. i pity u. Women are not what you have been made to believe. It is esoteric discovery you must make for yourself.

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Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by cyprus000: 6:29pm On Sep 04, 2015
adorable29:





Geeeez! Its not that serious!

Easy before you burst a vein Which could lead to internal haemorrhage and (GOD FORBID) instant death....


You may insult me but its only a SINCERE advice.... You can't possibly be this bitter towards people you have never met and don't even know you EXIST, and still live a long life!
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If you want a civil approach from me,then use a diplomatic approach.
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Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by michaeligwe18: 7:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
PunkyVeer:
#4 sounds so much like some guys here on Nairaland. So bitter & so jaded, no wonder no one wants them in real life grin

Who wants you. Skunk
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Nobody: 7:46pm On Sep 04, 2015
michaeligwe18:


Who wants you. Skunk

I hope it's not you, bitter leaf.

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Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Nobody: 7:49pm On Sep 04, 2015
Rapmoney:
Conji is a very bad thing grin. It has turned so many guys to 'desperados' and 'machines' that are easily predictable! When conji sets in, everything in 'love' and 'romance' becomes acceptable, okay and right too!!! wink grin. In fact, it is a baskard! grin

Below are observable traits that some guys exhibit when they are love-starved! Then, just know that conji has gotten the better part of them grin:

1) They quickly return missed calls from unsaved numbers: When a guy is always quick to return missed calls or flashes from numbers that are not saved on their phones, you could be right if you assert that he might be love-starved! When they hear a male voice from the other side, oh gush!!!...their hopes have been dashed; they would quickly end the call. Their only expectation is to speak to a female and nothing more. Hehehehe grin. To them, the flasher could be an ex, old flame or a babe they exchanged phone contacts with some time ago! cheesy. All na the race to cure conji. We are aware o, but we are not against grin...but if na Rufus, your paddy na im flash you, to call go become egbegba!!! grin

2) They call random phone numbers: This is not only annoying but also disgusting! How can you sit in your house and start dialing numbers indiscriminately and randomly? The aim or purpose is to hopefully call a naïve female who might play along with them. Like No.1, if they happen to hear a male voice from the other side, that's the end of the call!!! grin Na bad market that one be! cheesy

3) They indulge so much on pornographic materials: This is another sign that a guy might be love-starved (sex-starved too)!!! They spend thousands of Naira streaming, watching and downloading pornographic movies every month!!! The slightest available MB on their phone would probably end up in downlading or watching these clips! grin. It could be an easy way to satisfy that urge, you know wink

[s] 4) Through their activities on social media: Observe their disposition on social media; they mostly portray themselves as people who hate Nigerian ladies with passion! To them, they see nothing good in ladies; very quick to condemn and insult at the slightest opportunity, using extremely derogatory words!!! The truth is that most of them are just hiding behind a veil, they are actually love-starved!!! They need romance in real life; they want an understanding loving woman by their side wink. A man with a loving understanding woman does not go about raining unwarranted insults on the women folk on social media platforms!!!
You can express your views and thoughts without pouring derogatory words on women! [/s]

5) They use pics of unknown girls as their social media display picture: You will see some using the pics of beautiful girls gotten from the Internet as their display pictures on facebook, whatsapp, etc. Oh gush! Bros, why na? Wetin do your own pictures? In real life, they would hardly even have the opportunity to go close to that lady, talk more of having an affair with her cheesy. Some even go as far as opening threads on this forum to show folks their new 'girlfriend' from Bahamas or Cape Verde!!! All na fake...and remember, like 2face said, 'There is more to life than just faking up reality'.

Good morning folks!
One bad egg don make you look like mumu
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by kelebedowski(m): 7:52pm On Sep 04, 2015
don't really agree with point one, calling any number that flashes ur fone is recommended, u never know if its an emergency.... thank u
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Nascimento(m): 8:06pm On Sep 04, 2015
Rapmoney:
Conji is a very bad thing grin. It has turned so many guys to 'desperados' and 'machines' that are easily predictable! When conji sets in, everything in 'love' and 'romance' becomes acceptable, okay and right too!!! wink grin. In fact, it is a baskard! grin

Below are observable traits that some guys exhibit when they are love-starved! Then, just know that conji has gotten the better part of them grin:

1) They quickly return missed calls from unsaved numbers: When a guy is always quick to return missed calls or flashes from numbers that are not saved on their phones, you could be right if you assert that he might be love-starved! When they hear a male voice from the other side, oh gush!!!...their hopes have been dashed; they would quickly end the call. Their only expectation is to speak to a female and nothing more. Hehehehe grin. To them, the flasher could be an ex, old flame or a babe they exchanged phone contacts with some time ago! cheesy. All na the race to cure conji. We are aware o, but we are not against grin...but if na Rufus, your paddy na im flash you, to call go become egbegba!!! grin

2) They call random phone numbers: This is not only annoying but also disgusting! How can you sit in your house and start dialing numbers indiscriminately and randomly? The aim or purpose is to hopefully call a naïve female who might play along with them. Like No.1, if they happen to hear a male voice from the other side, that's the end of the call!!! grin Na bad market that one be! cheesy

3) They indulge so much on pornographic materials: This is another sign that a guy might be love-starved (sex-starved too)!!! They spend thousands of Naira streaming, watching and downloading pornographic movies every month!!! The slightest available MB on their phone would probably end up in downlading or watching these clips! grin. It could be an easy way to satisfy that urge, you know wink

4) Through their activities on social media: Observe their disposition on social media; they mostly portray themselves as people who hate Nigerian ladies with passion! To them, they see nothing good in ladies; very quick to condemn and insult at the slightest opportunity, using extremely derogatory words!!! The truth is that most of them are just hiding behind a veil, they are actually love-starved!!! They need romance in real life; they want an understanding loving woman by their side wink. A man with a loving understanding woman does not go about raining unwarranted insults on the women folk on social media platforms!!!
You can express your views and thoughts without pouring derogatory words on women!

5) They use pics of unknown girls as their social media display picture: You will see some using the pics of beautiful girls gotten from the Internet as their display pictures on facebook, whatsapp, etc. Oh gush! Bros, why na? Wetin do your own pictures? In real life, they would hardly even have the opportunity to go close to that lady, talk more of having an affair with her cheesy. Some even go as far as opening threads on this forum to show folks their new 'girlfriend' from Bahamas or Cape Verde!!! All na fake...and remember, like 2face said, 'There is more to life than just faking up reality'.

Good morning folks!

Daddy you can lie o
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Collins0609(m): 9:50pm On Sep 04, 2015
Rapmoney u need a job ab idle mind na konji workshop
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Collins0609(m): 9:50pm On Sep 04, 2015
Rapmoney u need a job an idle mind na konji workshop
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by bigass123(m): 11:10pm On Sep 04, 2015
Wetin do you
Abi you're sex starved too..... There's a canteen here in NL where they serve it raw and fresh. Ask ur way around grin

AlienStar:
shocked
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by richy5(m): 2:04am On Sep 05, 2015
Follow my page on Instagram @michel.mo
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Terenceike(m): 9:50am On Sep 05, 2015
adorable29:


I know right, especially how a busy guy will read a worthless topic and go as far as commenting on the said topic!

With all your "busy body", you are still not wealthier than Dangote!


surprisingly you're not the OP. hehe! madam we aren't quarrelling. pls take it easy
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by ROCKHARDDK(m): 11:50am On Sep 05, 2015
What u just made up was all rubbish to me.... I've had SEX now, we should call to about 2-3yrs runnng and. Got healthy relationships with chicks without carrying any of ur syndrome boy! Immorality has gotten ur soul and pple like u to a point where SEX has outlined majority of ur behavior as sodomish...... I pity ur psyche....
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Msquare220: 1:09pm On Sep 05, 2015
Lame Reasons
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by michaeligwe18: 10:12pm On Sep 11, 2015
PunkyVeer:


I hope it's not you, bitter leaf.

Bucket of shit

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Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Nobody: 10:15pm On Sep 11, 2015
michaeligwe18:


Bucket of shit
..

*middle finger*
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by michaeligwe18: 7:57pm On Sep 18, 2015
PunkyVeer:
..

*middle finger*

Wasted sperm
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Youngpo413: 8:07pm On Sep 18, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Love is different from sex....those things you mention up there are exhibited by sex starved dude....all na to clear conji.
yeah all na to clear konji inside that deep pit.
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Youngpo413: 8:09pm On Sep 18, 2015
Jollyjoy:
i see..anyways that is your own opinion but if you ask me i will say no sane man in search of true love will do those.....only sex starved dudes....
can a man really really be sex starved in this era of cheap ladies everywhere?? What a man.
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Youngpo413: 8:15pm On Sep 18, 2015
badmrkt:
I am guilty as a f**k cry cry. How do then find love @op.
install money first,then love download automatically.
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Nobody: 8:21pm On Sep 18, 2015
na so e strong una reach? I guess I will never understand sha.

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Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Nobody: 12:56am On Nov 13, 2015
tallestVic:
haha.. Those day..remember when I was so bluepill,thought some gender has the ability to dispense love like petrol stattion. Took the redpill and discovered..society is a big lie and you are part of it. You should not be free that the society goal. Chase women,believe in the love tale u grew up watching in nollywood and hollywood. To all sexual dependent men out there. i pity u. Women are not what you have been made to believe. It is esoteric discovery you must make for yourself.

God go punish the women that made you this way cry
Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by Tundeiab(m): 5:41am On Nov 13, 2015
You forgot to add that they get attention when they see anything in skirt.

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