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Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 11:48am On Sep 04, 2015 |
First time I heard of condoms,I tot it was a tablet,I was exposed to sex early though at the age of nine by my cousin who was 16 and already deflowered at the time. And we normally have sex then everyday cos she lived wth us then,but we always had unprotected sex, I heard of sperm and the need to use a condom in jss1, first time I bought one to know how it works after I opened it I discovered when I put it on dat it didn't size me, I felt bad though,but determined to have sex any how Sha,, then due to my stay in boarding school,I didn'have an active sex life until I passed out from secondary school when I tried it again and it fit in perfectly my joy knew no bounds,and since then I have had so many ladies as my spoils of war,share urs wth me,dnt spoil the fun. |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 11:50am On Sep 04, 2015 |
sex befo marriage is sin! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 11:51am On Sep 04, 2015 |
MrKontrovErsy:tell me more, I'm all ears |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by TheHeGoat: 11:56am On Sep 04, 2015 |
I don't wear condoms 1 Like |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jolade29(f): 11:57am On Sep 04, 2015 |
:Ptell me more, I'm all ears[/quote] |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by skytreader(m): 12:01pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
You were 9 and your NIECE was 16 2 Likes |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by agarawu23(m): 12:05pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
You started fvcking your niece at the age of 9 |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Kingsley1000(m): 12:05pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
the thing no enter me, had to soak it in kerosene over night to expand 2 Likes |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 12:18pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Kingsley1000:chai ur dick tho. |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 12:19pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
agarawu23:is dat the bone of contention? |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 12:20pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
skytreader:u gat a problem wth dat? |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Spikkylee: 12:21pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
G |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by skytreader(m): 12:28pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
jonaifame22:Ur niece is ur sibling's daughter, oga. |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 12:38pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
skytreader:I meant cousin |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 12:48pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
TheHeGoat:Aids is real! Body go tell u! |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 12:48pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
skytreader:cousin! Olodo |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 12:49pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
agarawu23:Cousin ni oooo |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 12:50pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Kingsley1000:u b horse |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by skytreader(m): 12:59pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Iamoluwaslim: Thank you, genius. He said he 'meant' cousin, not that cousin was what he originally wrote. Dude modified his post to reflect the change. U sha dey find person to yab... |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Iamoluwaslim:u're very slim,cool though,buh are u carrying a hand bag? |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by teniola55(m): 1:07pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
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Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by faith551(m): 2:09pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
the first time I tried it on, it didn't fit, how sad and that was in 2018 2 Likes |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 3:16pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
jonaifame22:so?...u hav any prob wit dat? |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 3:18pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
skytreader:sorry!...u knw most of u nairalanders get loose mouth! Na people's mistake u go dey look 4! |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by skytreader(m): 3:22pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Iamoluwaslim: Thanks, non-nairalander. We nairalanders have heard you. I wasn't looking for his mistakes. I wanted to confirm if he really meant niece. In certain situations, one's niece or nephew can actually be older than one. |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by anigbajumo(m): 3:44pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Abeg waten dem use condom for,coz av neva heard da word b4 |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 4:00pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Iamoluwaslim:no |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 4:01pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
anigbajumo:really? Okay jus go to the nearest mallam and ask him to give u gold circle. |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by LongPennis(m): 4:58pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
@Op, you fuccked your cousin and you are even proud of it. No regrets, no shame? Jesus |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by Nobody: 5:21pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
You should be hanged... flogged and hanged again! Abomination!!! Sleeping with your cousin and you have the effrontery to come to public forum and say it. This thread should be closed and op banned! |
Re: Guyz! how Did U Feel When U First Wore A Condom And Saw Dat Ur joystick Sized It by jonaifame22(m): 5:57pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
LongPennis:pls u fit help me shame small abeg,I no fit afford to shame |
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