THE RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY
GIRLFRIEND
1. My girlfriend is not allowed to have more than
3
male friends: Me, your dad and your brother (if
you
have two brother you better pick your favourite)

2. My girlfriend is not allowed to get pregnant
because she might have a boy. ..another man will
be
inside her so that's cheating."

3. My girlfriend is not allowed to pray silently. I
wanna know what's going on between you and
Jesus.

4. My girlfriend is not allowed to die because she
might go to hell and be with devil, Can't let that
evil
man steal my girl."

5. My girlfriend is not allowed to breathe, because
when you breathe in your chest expands. Who re
you
pushing your
chest out for? Answer me"

6. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to college and get
bachelors degree. What you need a bachelor for?!
You're already taken.

7. My girlfriend is not allowed to check the
calendar, I mean you telling me my days with you are
numbered.

8. If my girlfriend want comment on any guy's
post
we must first discuss about it.

9. My girlfriend is not allowed to work.. Cause
been
with me is a full time job"

10. My girlfriend must not catch me cheating so I won't have to keep lying"

11. My girlfriend is not allowed to hide her phone
from me. As long as we're together it's not an
iPhone
it's a "wePhone".

12. My girlfriend is not allowed to sleep unless I'm
watching her. If she laughs in her sleep I'm
coming
in her dreams to see what's so funny.

13. My girlfriend is not allowed to hug another
boy
with two arms. Better pat that dude on the head.

14. My girlfriend is not allowed to talk to her dad.
I'm
her daddy now.

15. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to church.
God
answered all her prayers when she got me.

16. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to the water
park. Only I'm allowed to get you wet.

Waiting for NL Oloshos to come tear you apart.... #sipping Fanta#..

Smh

OMG!!! :-p You're pure Evil!!!!

Lol
Only girlfriend get all this R and R. If she becomes your wife nko

Starships4u , try and space your numbered points

Your regulations are just too good, I pity your babe

pls OP organise your writeup well

If you don't know where to begin, we don't blame you hun?

My advise ; come over to Mars, there are willing girlfriends that will do just as you said

Earth? Fogerit!

Lol...u will die lonely in Nigeria

Lol

Ok

That relationship will reek of jealousy

Starships4u:
THE RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY GIRLFRIEND 1. My girlfriend is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends: Me, your dad and your brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favourite) 2. My girlfriend is not allowed to get pregnant because she might have a boy. ..another man will be inside her so that's cheating." 3. My girlfriend is not allowed to pray silently. I wanna know what's going on between you and Jesus. 4. My girlfriend is not allowed to die because she might go to hell and be with devil, Can't let that evil man steal my girl." 5. My girlfriend is not allowed to breathe, because when you breathe in your chest expands. Who re you pushing your chest out for? Answer me" 6. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to college and get bachelors degree. What you need a bachelor for?! You're already taken. 7. My girlfriend is not allowed to check the calendar, I mean you telling me my days with you are numbered. 8. If my girlfriend want comment on any guy's post we must first discuss about it. 9. My girlfriend is not allowed to work.. Cause been with me is a full time job" 10. My girlfriend must not catch me cheating so I won't have to keep lying" 11. My girlfriend is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a "wePhone". 12. My girlfriend is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching her. If she laughs in her sleep I'm coming in her dreams to see what's so funny. 13. My girlfriend is not allowed to hug another boy with two arms. Better pat that dude on the head. 14. My girlfriend is not allowed to talk to her dad. I'm her daddy now. 15. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to church. God answered all her prayers when she got me. 16. My girlfriend is not allowed to go to the water park. Only I'm allowed to get you wet.

Solid man! In that case be prepared to die "single or gay!" Shalom!

G

Yhu better start learning how to live alone...










On a serious note.....

















This joke is stale.

jealous guy

Estharfabian:
OMG!!! :-p You're pure Evil!!!!

yeeh!! Atleast the door is opened... I dint make her swear an oath...

Pls and pls again relationship aint pleasures anymore girls don the form templates of rules why won't I??...