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Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by tonychristopher: 9:01am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! -------------------------- Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped. -------------------------- Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it. -------------------------- What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Bleep! and What a Bleep! -------------------------- Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. ------------------------- Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! ------------------------- When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matter. 3 Likes |
Re: Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by Swaggzkid: 9:03am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Raednig |
Re: Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by Ginaz(f): 9:05am On Sep 14, 2015 |
reding |
Re: Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by kiddkash(m): 9:18am On Sep 14, 2015 |
couldn't have said better myself |
Re: Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by donholy28(m): 9:21am On Sep 14, 2015 |
lol funny facts |
Re: Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by therealdeal10: 9:35am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Wooww so on point esp no1 |
Re: Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by adekoonlay(m): 9:38am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Awesome, love this. |
Re: Why You Just Cant Get It Wrong With Sex!!!! by cutecanson(m): 1:36pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
wow.....awesome |
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