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LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by ShyCypher(m): 1:26pm On Jan 17, 2018
Barcelona has always been a city on the cutting edge. It was at the frontier of Spain’s industrial revolution and the location of its first railway in 1848.


In 1992, it played host to one of the most memorable Olympic Games in recent history.

And in 2017, Barcelona notched up another proud accolade as it welcomed Europe’s first ever sex doll brothel.

It’s a brave new world out there.

Here’s what you need to know about the LumiDolls enterprise.

Plastic and payment

LumiDolls opened to punters in February 2017, the brainchild of a team of young entrepreneurs who spotted a gap in the market.

‘Our services are unique in the world and have generated great expectations,’ says Sergi Prieto, co-founder of LumiDolls.

The brothel is a place where men, and presumably women, can ‘fulfill [their] fantasies without any limits’.

‘Customers come to seek new sexual experiences and new ways of “living sex”. Like us, they believe that this is the beginning of the sex of the future,’ says Sergi.

If you take his word for it then ‘sex of the future’ involves money and moulded plastic.

The hyper-realistic sex dolls are crafted from thermoplastic elastomer – a polymer known to be especially soft.

Sessions start at around £70 for 30 minutes, going up to approximately £158 for a two-hour love-in.

Couples’ sessions are available for £140, and if you can’t or don’t want to leave your house then the dolls can come to you: expect to pay £210 for ‘home service’.

You’ll no doubt be relieved to know that hygiene is a top priority: each doll is thoroughly disinfected with ‘special antibacterial soap’ and customers are encouraged to wear condoms.

Yet what goes on in the private rooms – that come complete with plasma TV and a selection of adult films – (mercifully) stays there.

Visitors can even specify how they would like their plastic playmate to be positioned and dressed, with three fetish looks to choose from: executive (shirt, skirt, sexy stockings), school girl (don’t make me spell it out) and rather unexpectedly, fitness girl, who comes attired in running leggings and sports bra. With optional underwear, of course.

Meet the ladies

LumiDolls offer clients four girls: Katy, Kanda, Lily and Yoko.

At first, it was Katy who proved most popular. At 5ft 6in with inflated lips, giant boobs and a long blonde mane, it’s not hard to work out why.

But Katy has competition.

Prieto explains: ‘Now we have Yoko, a doll with a heating system and a step above the others in quality. Its price is higher but our customers pay it.’

Yoko has a temperature of 37C throughout her body – perhaps a sign that there really is no substitute for the warmth of another human being after all.

Or maybe the draw is just Yoko’s pants, which have ‘F*** me’ emblazoned across the front.



They have no cellulite, no morning breath, no conversation – no demands. The majority has been designed to look young – and we are talking young young.


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/metro.co.uk/2017/10/26/what-you-need-to-know-about-lumidolls-barcelonas-brothel-where-women-have-been-replaced-by-inflatable-dolls-6954600/amp/

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jan 17, 2018
Wow, this sex doll issue is racing like a wild forest fire shocked

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by DaddyKross: 1:30pm On Jan 17, 2018
Which one i go first go ooh. Germany or Spain *Pensive*

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by ShyCypher(m): 1:31pm On Jan 17, 2018
victorakpabome:
Wow, this sex doll issue is racing like a wild forest fire shocked



Na we still dey behind na.

People have been shaggin' sex dolls for like two years now.

I trust Naija sha, we nor dey carry last. grin

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by donstan18: 1:32pm On Jan 17, 2018
What a woman can do, a doll can do better.

Meanwhile, say "Hy" to my sex doll.

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 1:35pm On Jan 17, 2018
Lmao it's happening o..No more ashawo and Runs gals. Hunger go kill people o.They will soon start Protest grin
Even goat sef wan buy card order hin own grin grin grin

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by tstx(m): 1:40pm On Jan 17, 2018
Hmm

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Johnpaul01: 1:42pm On Jan 17, 2018
I wish these could be possible in my country
Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Stevengerd(m): 2:00pm On Jan 17, 2018
Imagine me shagging plastic, Baby Onike! Gimme beta thing jare

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jan 17, 2018
Ohlawd I can't continue in Sodom anymore .

Evil spreading like fire. Like wild wind.

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by GOFRONT(m): 2:31pm On Jan 17, 2018
When i hav the money, i will ask them to Make Me a MERCY JOHNSON version of the doll.......I luv Mercy Punnana

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Fmartin(m): 3:37pm On Jan 17, 2018
another distraction from the recent news of herdsmen...




cheesy

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by ShyCypher(m): 4:04pm On Jan 17, 2018
donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo grin grin, e go pepper dem scara grin

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self grin, when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God! grin grin

Now, God dn answer our prayers, I even hear you can use sex dolls as Power Bank grin grin ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge grin grin

Kai, grin see bad marked for them, it's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy grin grin

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house grin grin grin , they even said that small dicks is the best grin grin grin


Kai grin damage control.... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style. grin grin

Oluwa has done it grin


DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare grin grin


Mah nigga grin grin

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by ShyCypher(m): 4:06pm On Jan 17, 2018
ShyCypher:




They have no cellulite, no morning breath, no conversation – no demands. The majority has been designed to look young – and we are talking young young.




Slay mamas right now...

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Divay22(f): 4:09pm On Jan 17, 2018
donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo grin grin, e go pepper dem scara grin

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self grin, when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God! grin grin

Now, God dn answer our prayers, I even hear you can use sex dolls as Power Bank grin grin ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge grin grin

Kai, grin see bad marked for them, it's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy grin grin

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house grin grin grin , they even said that small dicks is the best grin grin grin


Kai grin damage control.... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style. grin grin

Oluwa has done it grin


DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare grin grin
Hahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin
Any lady who gets jealous of this, is insecure

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by ShyCypher(m): 4:54pm On Jan 17, 2018
Divay22:

Hahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin
Any lady who gets jealous of this, is insecure



But you are.

You have been complainin' about them bitterly since last night.

We don't care about male sex dolls because we don't see them as a threat.



One of you compared herself to a sex doll this mornin'.

Another listed things she can do that a sex doll can't.

That's insecurity.

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jan 17, 2018
Sooner, rather than later most female sex workers will loose their source of livelihood

#withSexDollWeStand

cheesy grin

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by donstan18: 5:12pm On Jan 17, 2018
greiboy:
Sooner, rather than later most female sex workers will loose their source of livelihood

#withSexDollWeStand

cheesy grin

Slaymamas....right now grin grin

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by bizzy500: 5:19pm On Jan 17, 2018
dope sex dull...amazingo cool

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jan 17, 2018
GOFRONT:
When i hav the money, i will ask them to Make Me a MERCY JOHNSON version of the doll.......I luv Mercy Punnana
me na Daniella Okeke and Cherokee D Azz version i go like cheesy. cc Randy91 cheesy

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jan 17, 2018
See business idea

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by anibirelawal(m): 5:53pm On Jan 17, 2018
Nawa o!
Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Mariinee(f): 5:56pm On Jan 17, 2018
Who is even taking this shii serious?

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by ShyCypher(m): 7:18pm On Jan 17, 2018
Mariinee:
Who is even taking this shii serious?



You girls.

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by sodiqapril(m): 7:31pm On Jan 17, 2018
me waiting for Nigeria version like

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jan 17, 2018
lefulefu:
me na Daniella Okeke and Cherokee D Azz version i go like cheesy. cc Randy91 cheesy



Lalas247 version go over make sense...

Yummy yummy

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by luminouz(m): 7:43pm On Jan 17, 2018
I deserve ONE for free..
They used my abbreviated moniker...LUMI!!?! cheesy

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 17, 2018
Randy91:



Lalas247 version go over make sense...
Yummy yummy

Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Mariinee(f): 7:49pm On Jan 17, 2018
ShyCypher:




You girls.
Oh, you mean some girls?
Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by GOFRONT(m): 7:50pm On Jan 17, 2018
Waawu.....Lefulefu u get taste.....Daniella okeke's version of sexdoll is worth keeping in da oza room....

A portion of this month salary wil go into savings ahead of these dolls Arrival......

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by rosieluv(f): 7:51pm On Jan 17, 2018
Mariinee:
Oh, you mean some girls?
baiby cool

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Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jan 17, 2018
Mariinee:
Who is even taking this shii serious?
We have been using it to troll nairaland ladies since morning nii o grin grin

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