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chris365: can you be more specific cos you sound incoherent here. are you talking in terms of gear or just the gun?

I'm saying special forces shouldn't be using AK-47s, I don't care if its only the Nigeria army using it.

AK-47 is now ubiquitous, almost anyone can lay hands on that rifle, most rebel groups use AK-47s. How can you call yourself special forces when there is nothing special about your force? Special forces and rebels using the same gun, where is the sense in that.

There are many very powerful, accurate, high velocity, light weight, reliable rifles out there, there is no excuse for using Ak-47.

chris365: well, if you must know. only the NA special forces still use AK47 rifle. the NN special forces and air force rapid response team use Tevor rifle. DICON is currently working to have their own modernized version of the AK for NA.
please before you criticize, get proper info so you'll be taken seriously.

the guy is right about AK still being rated high. i saw a video on BBC of some US special forces in Afghanistan complaining of their M16 always jamming during rapid fire while the Taliban were still shoot rapidly at the with the AK.

Did you even read and understand my comment properly? Where did I say other special forces use AK-47s?

I said look at other special forces, observe what they use and then compare it to Nigeria

Always look before you leap

jusRadical: Bushman. AK47 is still one of the most dependable assault rifles in the world today. Be displaying your ignorance. Just google

You are the one displaying ignorance. There are loads more modern assault riffles out there with better range, accuracy, velocity.

Look at other special forces. Ak-47 is just a rebel gun today.

Saying that a 1950s gun is still fit for purpose in modern combat, is plain ignorant

GEJ should stop embarrassement and please send those antiquated weapons to the museum of antiquities.

Its shameful that a country as big as Nigeria has these WW2 relics as modern day military hardware, c'mon even a home made RPG would cause serious damage to these things

Decryptor: Ok...i guess you don't believe lions eat humans either. SMH!

Now you've gone off point, comparing apples with oranges, I suspected as much. It's easy for anyone to say this and this is possible, but the real question is, can they provide conclusive proof, that's what Separates the scientist from the joe on the street.

A lion is a cat, with limbs, claws, sharp teeth, feed by tearing their prey apart and consuming them in bits whereas a python is a constricting reptile that swallows its prey whole. There are multiple verified cases of lions feeding on humans, my question to you is can you show me a case of a python swallowing a full sized human whole?

In conclusion what I'm saying is whether or not a python can swallow a full sized human is still up for debate until there is a documented case of such happening.

I hope this isn't too hard for you to comprehend.

I'm tired of typing so find below a Wikipedia link, at least it should help you a bit.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eater

Click on the reptile section.

Decryptor: A python swallows an animal as big as Bison and Wildebeests which are larger than an adult human. The jaws of a python is so elastic and are filled with muscles that allow suction possible. Please think properly or do some more researcon wild-life and stop spending too much time on facebook.

Unfortunately I'm not even on Facebook, never been, so that part is nonsense.

As for the jaws of a python, yeah it can swallow large prey, and may also be able to consume an adult human whole but there aren't many snakes capable of that, It is incredibly rare.

The whole snake consuming humans thing is only being popularised by movies like anacondas, blood of orchids etc whereas the reality is not quite so.

First of all, Pythons rarely attack humans, secondly those large man eaters are so deep into the jungle that they don't come in contact with humans, some like the South American anacondas are very shy, humans are mostly unfamiliar to them.

I've even seen a documentary where a South African snake expert wrestled a giant anaconda in Bolivia.

So until anyone can show me concrete and verified cases (not hear say) of full sized men being swallowed, it's still just assumptions.

shymexx: Bruv, you're even talking about stabbing. That's a norm - people got shot in 2007. Some Ghana girl's younger brother(from peckham) got shot on his hand that year. I can't remember but it seems someone died that year as well. There was also mini-riot with the feds after 10pm. People were stoning the feds with bottles and everything in sight.

I was just messing about with the flytefally thing. I've never seen her, don't even know her or no one offline, apart from our little chat on nl but word on the road is that she's got a fatty on her. She's a top chic(highly educated and evergreen) so her friends gotta be cute. Yo, you need to start stalking her, bro.

Yeah, it's the same Southend-on-sea in Essex. Essex chics are nice. Essex probably have some of the nicest white chics in UK, after Ellesmere and Chester. When you go either Ellesmere and/or Chester, you'll be on smash for white chics, trust me. Then, Essex is next.

To be honest with you bro, I prefer to be shot that stabbed. Most of the time, a bullet does a cleaner job, it goes in with minimal damage and maybe then leave a nasty exit wound. But unless you are shot multiple times, shot in a delicate region, you will survive. While with stabbing, it always inflict maximum damage, chances of rupturing an artery and bleeding out are very high, and most of the time, since stabbing is silent it's likely you get stabbed more than once.

Lol I will need to see flytefall's appearance to decide if I should go into stalking mode or not, at least if I stalk her for 6 days and get to fu*k her on the 7th day, then it's been worth my while.

Essex girls (especially the white ones) has to rank very high among the type of girls I hate. I can't stand them, (most) are fake, trashy, loud, too dumb for my liking.

supaeagles: bros, food de scarce and even a rock python must chop now .... btw what happened to your 50calibre ID?

Lol 50calibre is doing good (although suffering from a ban in a section of NL)

he felt it was time he found himself a lieutenant, hence 25calibre

cerebral assain: my broda go watch natgeo wild u go see snake swallowing tins wey pass man sef

Yeah I watch Nat Geo and Nat Geo wild, among my favourite channels but the shape of a human ( a full sized man ) I think makes it tricky for a snake to consume whole.

The head, and then the sudden slope to the broad shoulders, how would the jaws of a snake get past that? Remember other animal being consumed may be big, but their shape makes it easier.

I'm yet to hear any snake expert say for sure that giant snakes can swallow full sized men whole

The only reason il believe that story is because it's from a credible source

I find this story quite far fetched, yeah the jaws of a python is incredibly elastic, but I don't think it's possible for any python or any other giant snakes in the world to swallow a full sized man, I don't see it going past the shoulder which is wide and awkward.

SniperInADiaper: Who liked this your post? If it was Truckpusher then trouble will catch him soon.

Nothing wrong with me and him. We are just fine... as long as he behaves

You guys need to stop fighting, I've been noticing for a while now, I can no longer ignore.

If you guys continue, il have to open a thread for the two of you to have proper battle, after which the loser concedes defeat and give due respect to the other.

il like to see the two of you fight though

shymexx: That's nl for you, these mofos hate me more than they hate Lucifer. But I don't give a fvck!

These thugs messed up the carnival. I think Peckham boys(with other South East London boys) started the madness in 06 when they robbed loads of people and stomped a lot of guy, with black bandanas everywhere. It was mad funny seeing people that you know taking over an area far from home turf. Notting Hill carnival looked like Peckham that year... Fast forward to 07, the guys from the other parts of Ldn came prepared - and South East London boys were arrested at Vauxhall(I'll post the video of the arrest below). It seems the feds got tip-offs. My cousin got knocked out cold at the Jamaican stand that year. This guy was literally snoring on the floor!!

Since then, I've not been to the carnival. These oafs and their nonsense have taken over the carnival.

Anyway, I might go this year if flytefalls and her batty can send me an invite like she promised. I'll go on a big man thing - grey goose, ciroc coconut and big cigars - with flytefalls. Where flytefally at?

Have you been to Southend beach? That's my new stomping ground for this summer - my best kept secret every weekend. It's just 30mins drive from my house. The beach is rubbish. It looks like a river bank but the area is alright with nice chics everywhere on weekends.


This is the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2Oxoq9aOI

Damn! that carnival environment has become too volatile, 2 years ago a guy got stabbed in full public glare, the assailant was trying to bolt before he was tackled to the ground. It turned out to be a mistaken identity, luckily the guy survived the stabbing.

Jamaicans have hijacked that carnival.

Is it flytefalls on NL, have you seen her, is she hot, has she got hot friends?

Southend in Essex? Look I hate Essex girls so much, I can't stand them.

shymexx: Lmao... She banned me for 5 days instigating cussfest(whatever the F that means lool) - just because I was laughing on a thread and dropping lyrics.

Yeah, Arab women are attractive but I can't stand that curry and incense smell. Anyway, who knows, I might end up marrying a big batty, Halima, from Kuwait.

Notting Hill used to be the shyte back in the day. I stopped going after the 06 n 07 madness. Yo, back in the day you've to be super lean to able to function properly. Back then, though I was still in colly, I used to drink a bottle of Henny and go berserk afterwards. Grabbing all types of bums and ti.ts. Oi, we used to follow the big truck and all the naked chics around dancing soca and squeezing everything in sight - memories, I tell ya. I did a lot of mad shyte at the carnival - and lipsed mad chics. Dem times were fun!!!!

But how come the naija stand is always dead, though?

It looks like the guys running NL just make up their own crimes and call them whatever they feel like. Cussfest? That's rough!

Yeah you can if you willing to convert to Islam, else!!

I went to nothing hill last in 09, I haven't been there since, I decided to stay away, some violent things happen there and yes you are right about the Nigerian stand there, since two big shot Nigerian music producers called kennis music stopped coming, it's been boring. They've all shifted to America, where the real thing is happening

shymexx: Bruv, I had to hit the sheets yesterday as soon as I saw Mukina2 lurking. It seems she's the one in-charge of banning my handles now and she prob got the "birdcall" that I was derailing the thread.

Anyway, I don't really find Eastern Europeans and sand niggarettes from the gulf attractive. I'll have to go with the Americas(North and South America). Latinas are hot!! And Caribbeans are hot as well.

Lol that mukina2 is brutal, she once banned me for 6 days for being a tribal trol, and not just a ban from one section, but a ban from the whole of NL, my pleas fell on deaf ears.

I think middle eastern women are attractive, especially the affluent ones. What I don't like about them is their culture and religion. Caribbean chics are smoking hot, I just drool when ever I see them at nothing hill carnival, the issue is they are very hard to control, Latinas are also hot but some of them hate black people.

I heard they are preparing for the World Cup, to get European and American men

SniperInADiaper: Ok, sorry that just made me laugh. Am done..

Take your broke ass on..

What's going on between you and truckpusher, I've been noticing the acrimony between you guys on almost every thread or is it sexual tension.

Anyways you guys need to find a room or even a car and then devour each other, I'm sure you guys will feel better afterwards.

peppy luv: Codedrock is right! Yoruba girls rock better just like this my frnd bukky

Damn! This is the prettiest yoruba girl I've ever seen

You say her name is bukky?

shymexx: Bwahahahahahaha

That's fvcked up!!!

But America has got some of the finest black chics ever!! You need to meet some of the America tourists, or naija american chics that come out here for hols every summer. They'll start coming over by mid-july.

Sure thing! When you have a population of about 320 million, there are bound to be fine ones.

The countries I reckon has the most beautiful chics, are the gulf states like Qatar, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Jordan, Saudi etc and then Eastern Europe like russia, as well as the old Soviet countries.

E.g look at rita ora, she is from Kosovo, damn that girl is sweet.

The Caribbeans also boast of the finest black chicks you can find anywhere

You know just being an American earns you respect anywhere in the world, so it's normal for American tourist to be treated very well

shymexx: The naija ones. A lot of naija chics from NY, Maryland, Cali, ATL, and Houston are nice, bruv.

Well definitely there are good looking ones, but at the same time, there are loads more overweight ones

There is this black chic from Florida I met on online gaming, we later called back and forth, and then I saw her picture, holy Moses! She was fat as fu*k.

Worse part was, she had a son, she smokes like a rasta, and she wanted me to come down to Florida, I told her no that she should come here.

shymexx: Bwahahahaha

I was just messing about. I know the ones in America are better looking than the ones in the UK. But the margin isn't really that much, though. However, the ones in the UK dress better.

Which ones in America are better looking? Are you talking of the overweight ones or the fit ones?

shymexx: Bwahahahahahahaha

Damn!! Fam, these chics tell more lies than lucifer. A chic is gonna tell you that she's a virgin, but she already has a child. A chic will tell you that she has only been with one guy, but everyone and their pops already passed through her. I can't trust women. You should have kept the whole thing going and run a credit/background check on her. That's how you can win out on these risky roads.

Perhaps il exercise a lil patience next time. I'm just not used spending so much time on one person when girls are everywhere.

shymexx: Oh ok. Anyway, when they're more than one - just go for the least attractive one among them and get it popping with her.

Bruv., it wasn't on the train. It was at Euston station. I was coming from West Midlands and she was coming uni or something. But the train chirpsing is live, tho. That's enough time to get whatever you want to get. Don't watch people, bruv. Just do your thing.

Black chics are hard and feisty as fvck but you need to build your game around that. For me, I can only talk to black chics - my game can't win a white chic. I just stay away from white chics, I don't know how to speech them. Anyway, with black chics, you need to talk about what they can relate to; avoid asking them too many questions; and be funny. Once, you can get the digits and it's a working number, then 40% of problem is solved.

I'm more comfortable with black chics, I don't have problems wooing them but they are too complex for my liking.

One black chic i met at O2 annoyed me, after I spent days wooing her, she even flirt with me, and then she dropped a bombshell While we were discussing one day. She told me she practices ........ ( I can't remember what she called it) but it basically means " no s*x before marriage, I just felt like all my efforts were futile, I ran away.

Since then my morale has dropped

shymexx: Bruv, you should've gone after them...you never know, one of them might be on it. I saw a nice chic at the train station a few weeks ago... didn't know she was going to talk to me because she was screwing her face and had all types of LVs on. You know one of them superficial type chics. I just decided to talk to her to see what's she about it. And she responded well - it was like we've known each other for time.

Anyway, I messed up after the 3rd date...I was just moving too fast and she thought I was only after the skirts cos of her past relationships. We're still cool but not like before. I can't be baby-sitting no chic cos of what someone else did to her.

It wasn't possible, first they were about 3 or 4, second I was going somewhere and couldn't just alight with them just for the sole purpose of chasing them, third it was so hot, I never wanted to go into the sun.

You talk to a chic on a train? how do you do that, were there people on the train? Black girls are too uptight, they don't give it up easily. They are like a giant concrete wall, you got to gradually chip away that wall to get anything.

shymexx: We give God all of the glory for black women!!!

Sometimes, you just have to stop and stare at how some of them were wonderfully created, tbh.

It's just a pity that we can't marry more than one!!

We need to bring polygamy back, yo!!!

I'm telling you! I saw these black girls on a bus on Saturday, they wore this haircut where one side is shaved and the other side unshaved (I don't know what it's called) these girls were smoking hot, and to top it all up, the wore just shorts

Damn! I felt like going after them when they alighted

Polygamy will be lovely.

shymexx: Trust me...especially when they wear maxi-dresses.

You just feel like holding them tight when talking to them, to be honest. It's that crazy!!

And there is something about the female body, it's way softer than that of a guy, when they walk in those light material dresses, you can see their butts giggle from side to side.

Damn! God I thank you for creating females

CFCfan: Please o, don't assault lady, even if they are unlad.

Haha no I can't do that, I love my freedom so much, I can't survive in jail

shymexx: Bwahahahahaha

I'm reckless like that sometimes especially when I'm lean.

The hot weather isn't helping matters, girls go out in scanty clothes now, the temptation for guys is now very high.

Judges will have field days settling assault cases

shymexx: Bruv, there's this naija chic at some naija restaurant near my yard. Every time I see this chic, I just go bonkers!! Face is buttaz and ti.ts are probably b-cup - but the batty is 3XL, believe that.

I'll probably tell her to let me take a pic of her giggling batty tomorrow.

Hahahahahahaha I hope you've got money to pay for your legal fees?

The government has stopped helping out.

2legit2qwt: Bad boy

Lol better to be bad than have that face staring at you

shymexx: Can someone please post a picture of this chic's batty?

If the batty is massive, then the teethfulness is inconsequential!!

Chics like that have wicked battys, what the lack in beauty, they make up somewhere else.

Just face her away dog*y style or use a pillow on her face and you are good to go lol

Ishsoph: Bro I beg to disagree in ur submission. First, this is not a beauty pageant stuff. Has more to do with selfless contributions to Africa and ones acheivement from his career than it has to do with look. Post said she rose on the platform of raising awareness & fighting against bossom cancer in Africa & the US. I dont see reason for crying foul here, besides apart from her dentision, not-too-smart costume and rather a poor makeup she is without complaint(see a better view of her in the pics someone uploaded on page 1).....Moreover, Tuale bro, longestime!

Yeah you are right, but please look at the past winner ( the obese woman sitting on that seat) and then tell me there isn't anything fishy going on there.

Yeah long time, how's it going?

dayokanu: You don see achukwunet before? No be the same USA she dey? dem come give this Ronaldinho Eyin makanaky Most Beautiful girl award?

if you go to any Naija club in the USA within 1 hour you would see at least 20 girls finer than this girl

[size=14pt]And the below picture was that Last yrs winner sitting down? No wonder[/size]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-LtPzOJlARcA/Ud0jfEU2jrI/AAAAAAAAFRk/zKVGsQrf5Dw/s1600/mau20.jpg[/img]

I think the competition is some sort of mockery or travesty, a contest designed to create entertainment.

Who are the organisers of this nonsense

CFCfan: Congrats to her. Asanwa nwere eze

See this man oh! You call that person Asanwa?

Nah this must be marijuana