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spongeback: UN could've just said it upfront "Nigerians we want to embarrass you"

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OMG!!! This will be a disaster of epic proportion! Would she be using a TelePrompter or reading from a script, whichever it is, Im sure it will be memorable.

Nashville: That is why moderators should watch the kind of stories they put on frontpage. Matured people on the family section were already advising her. Now that it's on frontpage, little children like you are also commenting. Moderators, please take off frontpage please. Stuff like this is only for matured minds not for little children from the village.

Yes!! Clap for yourself!! Mr matured mind from Zion, advanced in age, full of grey hair and infinite in wisdom.

Yet the best advise you could come up with was run away..

Old mor*n

Bludeville: Abeg, assault is assault regardless of provocation. If I called you a fool and then you beat me up, and I pressed changes against you, dude you are going down. Violence can never and should never be defended.

Neither did I say assault is justifiable. I'm not defending violence at all, all I'm saying is that this " a saint being beaten by the devil " Image Swag Queen is trying to paint here, might just be far from the truth.

A reasonable counsellor would want to hear both sides, even in a court of law, the man would still be given the benefit of the doubt and not have judgement just passed on him (like many have done here, thats why there is no justice in Nigeria) without him having the opportunity to defend himself.

swag queen: His sister keeps saying that if i leave,I'll be the one to lose.(which is true in a sense) but cuming from a divorcee whose husband battered until she ran for her life,i wonder what this world's turning into. She says many women want to be married to him and that as I'm the "lucky one",i should stay and still show him love. Till the day i die?

I'm pained,I'm crying,my heart is heavy but no one understands my pain. He's gone for a week now and my daughter keeps asking when daddy is coming back. I'm at my lowest ebb emotionally and all people can say is stay for the sake of the children.

I have no more self-esteem. He has abused,battered and violated me. He tells me things that make me feel I'm worth nothing. I'm tired!

As touching as your story may be, its obviously one sided. ( I'm not justifying your beating )

It will be nice if we can get your husband's side of the story, because you can't tell us you are a saint. You've been met with so much sympathy on this thread, but in the interest of fairness, your husband side of the story must be heard, to avoid jumping hastily into conclusion.

Nobody beats a saint, even Nebuchadnezzar so please do tell us your wrongdoings as well.

What are they celebrating for? 53 years of epic failure or 53 years of corruption and steady decline? I don't get it.

Independence Day for Nigerians should be a day of regret, weeping and sober reflection.

Sagamite: person, I have already proven before you are a person and made you aware you might pay for all this your threat:

https://www.nairaland.com/1431353/nairobi-governor-slaps-female-rep/5#18000464

https://www.nairaland.com/1431353/nairobi-governor-slaps-female-rep/6#18000868

I will beat you like a person and drag you on the streets.

Only a cretinous product of a failed education system like you would say you should slap a woman because she spoke to you the way you don't like.

You are a professor of fu*ktadry from the school of dumbas*sry.

I asked you simple questions, you can't answe yet you keep bleating like a goat with round faeces dropping out of its anus.

You post links which would only show you can't comprehend what you read.

Silly old man

Sagamite: You are a person!

You want to take his place?

I would gladly let your dumb arsse do.

You have already proven to me you are a product of a failed education system, so it is a guaranteed knockout, cretin!

Come on, chop, chop! Be the cretin that goes to pick my post to critique it.

Shut up! Professor fu*ktadry!! I'm not a product of a failed educational system.

Dont you think you are too old for this public display of stu*pidity? from your profile pic, I can deduce you are matured in age.

I also see you are in London, where in London are you, I will find you now and put a bullet in your mouth? I'm now challenging you to come out with your qualification, lets see who's more educated.

These guys applied the perfect technique, one to be emulated.

They ensured their girlfriends had kids first, and observed their strength of character properly before proposing.

Sagamite: Supreme confidence, baby. Supreme confidence.

Source of the confidence is the fine brain I have.

You again!! You this pus*y nigga, you go about picking silly fights with people above your station, are you delusional or what?

You keep claiming intelligence, but I'm yet to see an iota of intelligence from you, all I see is a mor*on, a bleating sheep who thinks himself an intellectual.

How many billion was spent on this?

Lol these pics only goes to show that outside Africa, our celebs are nobodies. Wizkid one of Nigeria's top 5 & probably Africa's top 10, arrives at the airport like any other regular joe, no paps, no press, no screaming fans.

Anyways I'm sure the organiser would have pre-arranged at least 2 pus*ies to keep him warm during his stay.

The pastor is a punk! So he expects the groom not to sample the wares before buying.

This one is a monster, a vicious killing machine, one snap of its jaws could do serious damage.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]10 minutes later and he is still wounded.

Little boy smells like he needs a diaper change.

Bad mother! [/quote]Kill yourself hag!!!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Another wounded dog.

Just like your foolish mammy for not using a hanger when she should.

Now help your friend....he sounds pissed! [/quote]You are worth less than a chicken. Hag!!!

YES! a 100% because its advisable to sample the wares before buying.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]TKO! [/quote]Lol the foolish woman is now quoting herself hahaha what a waste!!

Assad's demands are only logical, in times of uncertainty like this, it would be foolhardy to give up any leverage you might have without significant concessions from the other side.

We are approaching a new era, an era when Europe and America would experience a new wave of highly sophisticated terrorism. Once the war in Syria ends, the jihad will be moved somewhere else.

@OP I agree with all you've said, except for the part where you say, " If you are not talented and brilliant, do not bother going into rap or music at all " there are lots of places around the world where this statement is applicable, but Nigeria isn't one of them.

Time and time again, it's been proven that you don't need talent or brilliance to succeed in the Nigerian music scene because if that the case, people like Olamide, Reminisce, terry g, davido e.t.c won't be selling loads of records while someone like Mode 9 sells almost none.

You highlighted all that is needed to succeed in Nigeria as an artist, the point is every artist has to be able to relate with the Nigerian populace

first thing that has to be understood is that since poverty is rife in Nigeria, songs that are able to relate to things like street talk/slangs, hooliganism, immorality, alcohol, fraud, making money, blend it with a catchy beat (e.g terry g) and watch it sell like hot cake.

We are witnessing the gradual demise of the blackberry, whatsapp dealt it a heavy blow, one it's still reeling from.

Sadly, it seems like the coup de grace is about to be delivered, to put them out if their misery.

This come to mind



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjiazF1pijQ



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWc1UxdTj3Y

Who is that guy in the pics looking like tony yayo?

Wu Zetian: @25calibre: People are not born straight! What do I have to do to drill that into your head?? This is a link explaining heterosexual attraction through psychology.....
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/226322.php

I have stuff to do all I can tell you to do is read. Your points are screwed up and you keep mixing your religious views with science.

You are not saying anything, just what you've been fed so much of, you begin to believe in it. There are lots of Pro-gay rights activist out there, devising new slogans to promote homosexuality, and make people view it as normal and lots of opinions are being swayed.

You keep bringing up religion, but I'm yet to see anywhere in my post where I quote from the bible or make any religious statement. If I decide to do that, it would a different ball game.

I say it's abnormal, you say it's not, so by inference, it's normal to you. You provided a link, from your link, I showed you that my views are actually shared by some others ( professionals in behavioural sciences ) you keep sighting animals ( which has been strongly discredited by many here ) you sighted it's ancient history, I pointed out other ancient abnormalities, now you've put up another link.

Well I'm tired, so il pass but I know if I go into that link, I'd properly dissect it and you will still bring another.

Since majority of the world's population are straight, then it's safe to assume that most people are born straight, it can't just be coincidental. Gays are a sick minority ( a growing one ) if the efforts put into packaging it as normal is channelled into its treatment, we'd have a better, cleaner society ( you don't believe me, take a look at Russia )

I'm not going to click the link because its going to tell me what I already know, I understand the science of attraction between opposite sexes into-to, but I don't understand that of same sex attraction.

So my friend, you've failed to point why homosexuality is normal.

azibit: 1. After burial, the grave tightens up and presses the dead.

2. It presses the Muslim like a mother holds a child. It presses the Kaafir (infidel) to the extent of crushing them, like the left side bones end up on the right side.

3. When the people leave after burial, the dead hears the footsteps.

4. At that time, two Angels called Munkar and Nakeer come ripping through the earth. Their faces look very fearful and scary. Their bodies are black in colour. They have green and black eyes, which are very large in size popping out, like the Jinn's eyes and they are made of fire. Their hair is very scary and long from head to toe. Their teeth are very long with which they rip through the earth. They wake up the dead shaking and rattling them.

5. With great strength with a deep voice, they ask these three questions:

a. "MAN RABBUKA" meaning "Who is your Lord?"

b. "MAA DEENUKA" meaning "What is your religion?"

c. "MAA KUNTA TAQUL FEE HAJAR RAJL" meaning "What did you use to say about this person?"

If the dead person is a Muslim, he will reply as follows:

a. "RABBALLAH" – "My Lord is Allah."

b. "DEENIL ISLAM" – "My Religion is Islam."

c. "HUWA RASOOLULLAHE SALLALHO ALAIHI WASSALLAM" – "This is Allah's Messenger, He has been embraced with Allah Ta'ala's Mercy, greetings to him."

6. Now, a Voice from the skies will be heard saying: "My servant has said the truth. Lay the tablecloth of Paradise for him. Give him clothes from Paradise to wear and open the doors of Paradise (Jannat) for him." The cool air and the sweet fragrance of Jannat will continue to come and wherever the eyesight can reach, the grave will be made wide and large. Angels will say: "Sleep like a groom sleeps". All this will be for the good pious Muslims.

7. For the sinful, there will be punishment according to their sins.

8. This punishment will continue for a time. Then from the prayers of the pious or from "Esaale Sawaab" (good acts performed by people for the dead's forgiveness) or from prayers for their forgiveness or simply from the Mercy of Allah Ta'ala, this punishment will stop. Then, there will be relaxation.

9. If the dead is a Kaafir, then he will not be able to answer the questions and will say "HAA HAA LADRI" meaning "Shame for I know nothing'". Now a caller will shout: "He is a liar, lay the table-cloth of fire for him, and give him clothes of fire to wear and open the doors of Hell (Dozakh) for him, from which the heat of Hell will reach him." There will be two Angels allocated to him to give him punishment and will hit him with great big hammers. Big scorpions and snakes will also bite him. All different kinds of punishment will continue until the Day of Resurrection.

Lols this is one of the funniest stories I've read this year, what about the 72 virgins Allah promised to all jihadist, aren't they included in the package?

As a Christian myself, I'm at a point where I'm beginning to question the relevance of religion, the reality of God, Heaven or hell.

But I must say according to the bible, after death, a soul either goes to HEAVEN or HELL, then during the rapture, the souls dead in Christ shall rise first, meaning their mortal bodies transformed into immortal celestial bodies, shall rise to be reunited with their souls in heaven.

Then the sinners who missed the rapture will face the great tribulation for 7 years ( especially the 2nd 3.5 years )after which Jesus and his saints shall return to this world for the millennial reign, then only shall satan be bound hands and legs and thrown into the bottomless pit.

After the millennial reign, then comes the GREAT WHITE THROWN JUDGEMENT where every man shall stand ( even the occupants of hell brought out ) and give account if his life, the goats Separated from the sheeps, the saints admitted into heaven for eternal bliss, the sinners thrown into THE LAKE OF HELL for eternal damnation

This actually known as the study of eschatology.