1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy..

2. Hold her hand, just because you love her..

3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to..

4. Wrestle with her and let her win..

5. Hug her from behind..

6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside..

7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her..

8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you..

9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend..

10. Play with her hair..

11. Pick her up, even when she says no..

12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else..

13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile..

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms..

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back..

16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won't come back..

17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever) and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed)..

18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone..

19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best
smile..

20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.. NATURE

Stack 50k in her bag and let her find it when she's gone home... she go smile with joy

OP... u mst b a minor..

Else u should know by now the only thing that can make a lady smile in laughter is Money! Ego!! Owo!!!..

Pls b warned, make u no go dey hold warri gal hand wey she dey hungry cous u go chop Venom slap..

All this characters without money for naija babe's














Ain't gonna work. Maybe. Number (21) is. Give her money always


Thank me later

Number 1 shud be give her Moni always

menix:
OP... u mst b a minor..

Else u should know by now the only thing that can make a lady smile in laughter is Money! Ego!! Owo!!!..

Pls b warned, make u no go dey hold warri gal hand wey she dey hungry cous u go chop Venom slap..

Lol..

Ohhhh!!!!! Thought it was 20 ways to please God

Just count your dollar in her front and she will be smilling all day

Are u sure u are putting all dose things into practice... I just dy look you sha.

The op is still a minor,I guess, the one of fight and let her win got me laughing though,what now happens when she finally knows you faked a loosed?

I just dey look U wif one eye sha...

So op is telling me I have to cram all these to get laid?

Rabbitch!

Have you been living in a hole? Where you born yesterday? Are you new to heterosexuality (i.e. doing females) because you still sound gayishly ignorant. Guys like are what females call "nice guys", "doormats", "predictable", "boring" etc. They take you for a fool because they instinctively dislike weaklings like you, ACTING like your goal in life is to please them. You're now in the part of the world where 95% of them are gold diggers. If you like be forming True love starring Emeka Ike, and don't focus on getting made. You go chop friendzoning die.

Leave her voicemails to wake up to? WHAT THE HELL?!

@no 4,yeah, I always let her win

menix:
OP... u mst b a minor..

Else u should know by now the only thing that can make a lady smile in laughter is Money! Ego!! Owo!!!..

Pls b warned, make u no go dey hold warri gal hand wey she dey hungry cous u go chop Venom slap..

You forgot kudi.... not just ego and owo

I'm sticking up for my northern brothers like butchcassidy

That your number one sha.... Girls like me will really love it if you tell us what we really look like you know all girls ain't the same wen it comes to the physical aspect

MrsPhyno:

You forgot kudi.... not just ego and owo

I'm sticking up for my northern brothers like butchcassidy

No mind mii, chilled Orijin no let me remember those pple money sef..