missmary:
This is a woman for you

buygala:
So what should we guys do with all these 'complications'?


As long as the ladies tender the puna to us as at when due, their complications remain solely their business

MrsPhyno:
How are these complications? If you find this complicated then dont worry your ant-sized brain about it

IamLEGEND1:


mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

MrsPhyno:
u go soon turn into snake dere

MrsPhyno:

awesome fiyah. carry ur wahala dey go, why u know wan comment on my thread

IamLEGEND1:


I no get anything to talk na....

back then I stubborn like wetin...(I still am)

if dem give me punishment,I no dey gree do am.

how I go take "Pick pin" wen fine shawties dey watch me......I go form hard man.

so after all the shouting,dem go just flog me like 50-60 times.....

I go just absorb D tin dey go mah way.

As per confam physics student, na Resistor they been dey call me.

MrsPhyno:

U suppose write this one there nah I'm beginning to think u hate me

No be all punishments them dey avoid o. But sha I used to pity u guys cause ur own dey worse.
E get some kain teachers wey u jus smile one sweet smile dem dey allow u go free

MrsPhyno:


*modified* who is the goat thats liking ur posts

IamLEGEND1:


Dat tin been dey pain me eh,you go see as dem dey tear boys back with "high-tension" wire but girls go just chop like 2 strokes for hand.
girls no dey do frog jump
girls no dey do pumping
girls no dey pick pin(say we go see their yansh)
BT I remember one time like dat
dem been get one agbero like that for our class,dat girl no like me at aaaaaalllllll......coz na me dey always carry first and she dey come second. (dazRyt,I used to come 1st)
& na she come be class monitor and one day as we go night prep,me and my right hand come dey yarn D girl.....
she just silently waka go call her school father(kitchen prefect)...we chop cane eh....
but as per the James Bond wey I be,I just absorb am.....but my wingman Bleep up,he start dey cry, dey roll for ground,dey beg D girl say make she forgive am....

MrsPhyno:

haha the powa of femininity, sorry-not-sorry for una
come first indeed, everyone came first in their memory
u no get respekt. u deserved dat

my school eh, we stage protest for one day like dat i'll never forget
my whole set make some huge mistake, dem say dey wan punish us. as dem don beat d boys finish, we gehls jus dey back up and wait
so they now say dey wan beat us, make we dey go inside nd start class nd my friend one holyholy girl, now refuse say no male teacher go beat us for *ss
they try different things, they chase us all the way to the gate we jus scatta like chickens avoiding the cane....

finally they made us kneel down in the sun for like two hours.... everyone was jus swearing like 'my daddy will kill them' 'no one can touch me o' etc all the juniors were looking at us hailing us ehn... na so them finally send out a female teacher to beat us so we sha won. I felt proud like kilode... Cool story right

IamLEGEND1:

una dey even protest? sotey una dey even win... diz one na real ajebo school u go.

and after all the free passes una been get,una still sabi open una yeye mouth dey shout gender equality.....

but as for badt guys,na to wait after school go corner d teacher...beat am up small....na how we dey get our revenge be dat even though we know say tomorrow we go come chop another beating for class.but knowing that we at least meted out our own justice is priceless....