no need

not worth it

I had a good laugh on this thread! Everyone was damn funny!

2015!

BishopMagic:


This thread will not be derailed neither will it be locked

Your frog father cum thief cum drug baron is using nairaland as a propaganda disseminating medium and we want nothing of it.


Fool

Has anything changed?

BishopMagic:




The Jagaban strikes again!

The Jagaban and yoruba front man politician has been accused by his own air hostess of his private jet of "stealing" hand lotions from his own jet.

Kate (not real name) told us at Troll.com that she noticed Tinubu acting shifty and staring at her when he got out of the toilet. Kate said she thought Tinubu was shy of asking her for a bj as this is usually the case with most vips that fly charter but as she motioned towards him, he seemed a bit apprehensive and moved to sit on a seat near him. Kate then asked if he was ok to which he blurted out " I need water". It is at this time Kate said she noticed swift movements as she turned to get some water from the gallery by Tinubu who appeared to stash something in his pockets. After giving him the water, Kate recalled that Tinubu refused to touch it and just stared straight forward throughout the duration of the flight and never asked her for anything.

Kate will later recall that after they landed in Abuja and Tinubu disembarked she could hear him tell one of his aides that received him " I did it! The Jagaban strikes again!".

Kate said that she will later go to arrange the toilet and that is when she noticed that all the hand lotions and soaps were missing.

It later then dawned on her that Tinubu must have stolen the soap and lotion form his own jet.

Troll.com interviewed Prof Bangboshe of the depth of clinical psychology, of the Osun State Medical College on this strange behaviour. Prof Bangboshe stated that before we can interview him we must buy him breakfast as he is yet to eat for 2 days straight owing to aregberascal not paying them salary.

Read more at www.troll.com/ .....

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