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Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by Josephamstrong1(m): 9:50pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in Nigeria. Dear Amaka Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation. Your loving husband, His wife replied Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand. 5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for the next month? Your Sweet Heart |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by DonTim1: 9:51pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by agarawu23(m): 9:54pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
A beg o Keep the remaining kiss make I go borrow money from my friend chibuka |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by henribj(m): 9:54pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
that young man above has booked the space |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by ab1x: 9:55pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by ikbnice(m): 9:55pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
The wive too owe me money o ... I dnt tink d remainin 35 kisses wil even b enuf to pay me. |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by Precious91(m): 9:55pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
faints on behalf of the husband 1 Like |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by pet4ril(f): 9:56pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
Equation balance 1 Like |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by prof17(m): 9:57pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
Am busy! |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by jaymejate: 9:59pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
29th time i go read this joke wey no funny |
Re: Funny Letter Of A Husband Abroad To His Wife In Nigeria. See The Wife's Reply. by sammoe(m): 10:48pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
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