na condition

beeni

kpakpakpakpakpakpa

egbe

Why I go Clap for you?
Where u dey when mensah dey carry all the marks?

i was buizie shaving my beard

romade,i was sleeping due to the twin effect of ogi and akara that I took.
clemcy,shaving your beard with wetin?did i hear you say cutlass?

exactly wht u haerd

Romade, no be noise from your locally assembled speaker cause am?

na wah ooo

ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE AT NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.



IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.



THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.



THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.



THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS:


                          MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION


INSTRUCTIONS:

                        All questions are compulsory.

                        Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four Students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

     Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)

      Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----- (30 Marks)

      Q.3. What make is the car you were in. ------ (20 Marks)

     Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- (28 marks)

     Q.5. Who was driving---------- (20 marks)

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lmao . . , d dean dey mad

at least dem no fit get the same name

For WHere?

for hia

Lola, you sure say you fit pass am if dem bring am here?
and where is romade and clemsy?

dey ar still in ma kitchen

In your Kitchen doing what?
Let me guess, romade is washing plates and pots while clemsy is scrubbing the floor. . .right?

then NAFDAC must hear this

and here come akunyuili

You Mean Akunyole

taa,comot dere

coomot go where? your kitchen?

yeah let clemcy rest and u do d srubbing of d floor

madam don talk

come Roma where u dey come from?