who u dey laff with?

no one in particular

beta

alpha

foxtrot calling to tango rendevous point, alpha-bravo-juliett 0:15hrs. out!

Lolabbey:

D1KeleVra:

see life

mykali:

i have a bad joke . .

Ben and Lola are having a conversation . . .

Ben: why do girls have breasts?

Lola: so that boys will look at them.

Ben: but you don't have breasts and i am looking at you

Lola: not look at me, look at the breasts

bad indeed

ajekpaks:



Oh boy this joke funny

An American and a Brit are walking down the street when a beautiful car rolls by. The American says, "Geez. Nice car. Maybe if I work really really hard and save my money and find a good deal, I'll be able to have a car like that someday."

The Brit says, "Geez. Nice car. F*cking rich b*stard."

romade:

so na padded bra lola dey use na wah o

by the way who is lola? cos someone have just used her in a bad joke

romade:

lolabey

oh I see

This man was driving down a curvy country road. Another car turns a corner and approaches him going the other direction. A woman sticks her head out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man sticks his head out the window and yells "BITCH!" He turns the corner and his car smashes into a pig.

romade:

men just neva listens

one being u


One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first
room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water being chased
by a shark. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer & I don't
think I could do that all day long".

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day," said George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs in a spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, giving him a b**w job.
Bush looked in disbelief and finally said, "This is the rooom for me!"

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

na wa

u sef dey pity romade?

Ye!

na wa

yawnz

:d

coool jokes