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Poll: who won?juicy tomato girl: 75% (3 votes)fatfish: 0% (0 votes) joecoollorenzo: 25% (1 vote) This poll has ended |
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Rap Battle by FatFish: 8:29pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
let's get this sh1t started |
Re: Rap Battle by Joecoollorenzo(m): 10:15pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
I caught ya bathn nakedd hahaha, dat hole so wretchd god z good, devil damn wickd hw cud he creat ya n leav ya so stretchd shsss, dnt com any close u nid omo, u got stinkin holes do u stil fink we shud get started aite, leme gv u samfin diss desertd 2day i'd kal ya mi angel since mi youth, ya mi jewel i treasure u like em cake i'd bath witchu, in our love lake stick wif mi baby and imma rock u steady u run mi crazy dats why u mi lady i got love for u u know dats tru love none else but u i cud even kiss u while u poo just hope ya love mi too just incase u fink joecool en startd lemme gv u lines bible related jesus shed his blood for you male or female, he crave to be ur boo he wish u cud make em ya lord 4u they drill drain hz blood they call em the mighty God yet he came down n made u 4rm em mud he screams wit em loud voice com unto me dis ur only choice u die u face eternity dis aint story, tis phockin reality i saw Him on the cross the loving big boss jesus he says tis finish hope u enjoyd my shiit fatfish |
Re: Rap Battle by FatFish: 12:55am On Oct 28, 2010 |
cause its mad whack man you can't rap We scroll right over your lyrics so nobody listens You talk bout Jesus but you started off dissing comin at'cha wit word put together better than a car that's a-spec cuz im sick of you so ima show you up sket you chopped that bitch to every segment you sound like you're 11 the effect is gettin gat slapped and gettin smashed like a dish has leave da sheets red when i be in it. bring so much blood i should work in a clinic. and i'll kill you if you give me a minute |
Re: Rap Battle by Joecoollorenzo(m): 3:17pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Ya i know i can't rap so imma puke n ya n let u kal em crap 24/7 mi z damn happy happy 2c mi daughter talk back to ha pappy its wrong if i say u crazy its much honour 2ya, u spoilt lil baby u know my name, tis joecool i betcha u cant read it, u didnt go 2school i drop lines and u get flummoxed i fink ur brain z chicken poxed i dropped 3 topics 2get ya choice ya soul wicked, so u picked my diss voice devil knows u hel bound take some weed 2ya nose, or phock d ground, mitcha in d next round i dnt nid ya 2tel me i'm a winner like em devil plz dnt surrender ya i know i aint d best coz Jesus z but i'm in him, so mi z better dan ya 360 degreez |
Re: Rap Battle by FatFish: 6:54pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
sh1t i dont carry around a gun I don't need protectin i found the sun I combine rhymes with a pinch of fury Man I'ma pinch your fucken Jesus chain and your jewellery next time you want to diss just think of some proper shi1t This is line 8; which is as far as you get but sorry to burst your bubble: I haven't even started yet and ya best show respect fo some one not in dis game fo da checks you aint get none anyway, your middle name is sket he stuck to me like a magnet a man who's fitter than you can stand it |
Re: Rap Battle by Joecoollorenzo(m): 10:46pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Dia goes my baaby, ouh arh look at tchu hahah, dis crazy, neva tot u so much fool dats al u spit 8 lines?? Oh shit, gues u off ur primes never tot i cud kil ya so quick shut d phock up, why u beggn 2suck mi prrik sucken aint for kid plz go home, u got books to read if i wana kil, i kil big guys not kids dats alwaz got tears in em eyes neva tot a pauper like u cud claim 2b rich tel me, wher z ya papa, did u xex kil em lik ur a bitch? I hate dissin kids like u with pusy like chicken lemme put u tru, bt first get mi water 4rm em kitchen STOP! Dnt talk about lickin me diiiiik ur mouth 2little 2get ound d stick instead, get down n suck mi toes ya rite, stay nakedd, wud love 2upload ya photos. |
Re: Rap Battle by Joecoollorenzo(m): 11:55am On Oct 30, 2010 |
Ohh uoh arh ohh uoh arh tis ur fiend joecool i roar kip on dissin i stil soar juicygirl mis mi kissin so she cower u know who tiz z, i'm the super power lil kid, JG, hw did ya find ya way here u can't diss mi kween in mi atmosphere i'd cut ur head n fix it 2ya Puss=yy d last time u taste my spperm hope it was juicy i know it was, heard u screamin gimme more learnt u took a pause, u cudn't hardcor i aint gona kal ya a mothafu=ka u beta talentd bein a birtch strripa neva! She aint scared of you u quarantined u got d flu nah, u cant infect us we dont kil doh we so dangerous whatchu sayin bitch take hands of me ur lil snitch hahahah, u can do what? Make mi bed rock oh shut up dat realy wud suck dnt want tchu dead on my bed hey dont get scared WARNING: I LOVE CAKES NOT BREAD so whyl u stil got ya puss=y intact, u best fled take u lil stinkin body for upgrade thats when it can help u get paid and ur breath stink in a wink it cud make a submarine sink lol, i betcha know what dat means i'm a gud guy, cud lend u some mckleans tpain said, i know u hatin on me coz i'm the man i'm a trillonaire i aint give a damn so sleeky whor juicy girl tis me joecool, u best know i'm an angel. Hahahahahahahahaha *R O A R S* |
Re: Rap Battle by FatFish: 10:02pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
cuz you ain't fresh at all, like I said in the first place i'm da bomb in here ye i am the earthquake and you just gonna get tread on while we pass a fifth 'round juicygirl or juicyboy cuz you're on about dicks now u watched it on y'r broken BLACK AND WHITE joecool started this beef and now he's pussied out of it cuz he knows that i've proved that he can't rap alright you fuckin corn ball juicygirl just meet me in cornwall im a boxer what the fuk is wrong wit me juicy fagot thinks she's hard and she's on to me cuz I'm out this b1tch- peace out- game's over cuz you gon give up anyway and get in your range rover |
Re: Rap Battle by juicygirl: 4:49pm On Oct 31, 2010 |
Fatfish dont get to ballistic/ Or ull b sure to loose ya balls quik/ U cant talk u da 1 whos not recognized in da street/ U cant walk like me cos im recognized even on da beat/ U best be streetwise cos this aint no trik or treat/ Admit go home and accept defeat/ otherwise fu**ck wit juicygirl im goin make yo as**s bleet/ like a fu**ck yo mama in the as**s wit ma meat/ take a seat bit***ch wen u listen to me/ coz i can smell a snitch quick/ stop replyin u cant even spell prik/ use a hoe as***s bit-ch/ u best leave the real mcees/ to test this site netcees/ u best leave and learn ur abc/ cos c i aint got time/ im here to sit and write rhymes/ yh am on the grinnnd/ cos its always my turn to shine/ ill smoke u like u the wood pine/ ill poke ur bi**tch wit food like she fine/ look at my watch it luks lyk its time/ i sit back no we aint drinkin no wine/ |
Re: Rap Battle by Joecoollorenzo(m): 10:31pm On Oct 31, 2010 |
Oh phock ya fatfish ur p=usy got blemish kickin en ass dat cockd ya way too silly so its time i blot ya now i believe what they said about ya u z a slitch bitch ima flush ya out of mi anus crush ya look into mi eyez mark mi words, it aint lies u just signed ya death prize no boastin about mi words irons of cords, volcanoes in mi sword i was born to be ya lord u phockd witcha papa not me by dawn, u be dead n gone, in misery for ya no tear wud drop i'd top on ya grave n beat ya non stop shut d hell up, stop beggn d deed z done, to d abysse ya headin ya poor soul was so imbicilic so go phock ya papa in hell he already satanic ya brain so paralytic, ya lines make a dead man sick go go go, i'v rung u bell u got ya cell in d pit of a hell u aint got d jell to be wit angel sowi dumbas$ of a jerk send mi hates to ya hubby shrek i betcha he wud b glad 2mis ya and wud be proud i killd ya as u dead u buried gawd wud b merried take mi words 2ya papa devil both of ya cant down mi level mi have upgraded, mi skilz make u marvel i stil got more Ak'z to unravel i cud b in hell n phock u ya papa do me no evil i'm too legendary 4ya to comprehend, even when i condescend u cudn't see my hips end fatfish nland whor d bitch wif a pu=sy filld wit sore give dat a beat as a laurel 4ya defeat. *R O A R S* |
Re: Rap Battle by FatFish: 3:57pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
whats my adress yall gon need to kn ow if you gon blast a tech |
Re: Rap Battle by juicygirl: 6:15pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
I don't need to know ya adresse Ima killer, stabbin ya mom's pus**sy in ya worst dream. Your jus a little kid online thats just tryna play games |
Re: Rap Battle by DCee3TReeT: 11:40pm On Nov 08, 2010 |
all are smell down here is f***resh b***loo**d meet da new lord who only dies by da golden swo***rd hahaha.dat alone should scare your a***ss ar whup your a***ss with ma bars nice one jeo are guess u came frm mars as 4 fatfish f**uc**k off ma face u earn part of da race let me now if u need som space juicy tight up more of your lace WARNING 4 dose who plan 2 reply dis is wat ar prescribe go deese your m***amas f**uck***ing f**ace ma address:world surface ema turn your face 2 sc**arface try me, pls |
Re: Rap Battle by juicygirl: 1:59am On Nov 09, 2010 |
Who you kiddin', lets make it stressful, you can neva trun my face 2 a scarface Vagin*a transplanted on your face would be successful surgery Run away kid, you think you're 7UP's when you battle me Man in this thread your so lame, and you know my name but instead of you I'd rather listen to Wayne You a virgi*n lung, couldn't handle my strains that I maintain shi*t that melts your brain You spit every day, but it's all just the same it's lame I take your dame so quit hatin Turn your bit*ch (fatFish) out and turn her into a Bleep*in train station cause I like to see her beg I leave it at that if Pac was still alive hed slap you up and mainstream music up and bring real rap back I'm Seung-Hui Cho with a shotgun in my back pack to lash back at that whack You don't wanna know what else i carry in that knapsack don't respond you don't wanna see m blast back |
Re: Rap Battle by DCee3TReeT: 11:33am On Nov 09, 2010 |
strickly 4 da juice: wen am don ea*ting u lik dellicouz pasta programe u lik j**ava use u as ma s**arver hay dont scream ja**hovah cos am yet 2 giv u beef as ur daily s**helter hay shurt ur mouth lik cl*ose*up next time ar flow dont S**howup break away soon u be off dis s*ec*tion cos u write bars without v**is*ion set back and watch me in channel O 2 ma next show wen ar giv u da hardest b**low watch urself in slow motion ar will be da reason of ur c**onffession u got troubles, am da s**olution dream u read ma bars in ECHOO wak up n say w**ooo tell ur simblings am ar rap psycho all u drop is stories ma bars stand 4 DISCOVERIES ma name Dcee3, Exist over centuriez next tim ish ar g**irl but respect ma t**rigger go be a singer.tinger linga am out baabyyy |
Re: Rap Battle by Joecoollorenzo(m): 9:27am On Nov 20, 2010 |
I'm the best got no next tis al written on my chest from east to west, i'm d first, no jerk contest you are less to the rest, so to my lines u make jest but who kias what a pest say ound mi, king 'f d quest while i bless ya i give ya my middle finger thumbs down, come battle me d rap ninja i rule i roll you watch mi and stagger icing of da coal makes me a dope nigger snigger (lol) dnt smoke no cigar many rounds i dont use viagra go ask minaj, rihanna or baby ciara i run d road like an ever new caterpillar yes i'm the pillar, u a convict jailer i crush em cells i'm a trailer more like a movie scene triller i play, but joecool aint a player i'm a slayer with inscription death killer i press delete while u writin ya lines kick u to d exist, ya work less dan pantomimes you would read but wont be read you wont lead but wud be led led by me the legend of d R. A. P forever burstin d box of d M. I. C its me, me, me all eyez on me |
Re: Rap Battle by FatFish: 6:46pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
It is not ffuucking clever to swear and anyone who does is a biitch. If you think I am a hypocrite, you are ffuucckkiinngg wrong. Use your brain; I spelt the words wrong, so it is not technically swearing. |
Re: Rap Battle by juicygirl: 2:26pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
@DCee3TRee you know your rhymes suck when you curse 3 times in a row so guess your just about out of luck its bout time to give it up if thats ya best better invest in a dictionary be my guest how many times you gone say things that dont make sense if you think ya better, better be thinkin in past tense cuz juicy lyrically carries pair a glocks that pop you just started and already been retired so just stop im takin over ya block and aint nothin you can do to stop it well except to walk away and drop it i can tell you was a punk from the jump talkin bout shit you cant handle chump im not confused about how much you suck neither is ya gf (fatfish),huh huh, im head huntin now better duck could do more but for now im done this little kid had more of a shot against me wit an empty gun |
Re: Rap Battle by FatFish: 5:43pm On Dec 25, 2010 |
People only have three eyes these days, which is strange because Neanderthals used to have four.. |
Re: Rap Battle by juicygirl: 10:19pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Um, now I ain’t back just for the sake of sayin’ “I’m back!” Always here like I never left – baby, I’m back This little white kid spittin’ is like a baby on crack Tryin’ to come at me with that coke sh!it, how lazy is that? I know you’se a bi!tch ‘cause when I kick you in the pussi, it hurts Stop wailin’, bawlin’, whimperin’ like a prick, you pussi She can’t get with me, droppin’ this sh!it menacingly You’re a snitch, I’m a gangster, watch me bust these fuckin’ rounds In your face, I gotta spit somethin’ to this fu*ckin’ clown I bust you with a rap, this fu*cker’s sayin’ nothin’ now Man, I need to stop swearin’, it’s fu*ckin’ gettin’ ugly now |
Re: Rap Battle by FatFish: 10:51pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
You are probably very serious about what the other person has just said but not so serious about what you said. |
Re: Rap Battle by DCee3TReeT: 11:52am On Jan 03, 2011 |
Blaa blaa blaa blaa blaa speech makerz: JUIcy n FaTfisH made out of fa*kerz: AR call dem rap crakar: yakkas crack mo n await ma tone: cos soon ar b changing in da fullmoon: amma vi*mpire ma appearance maks yar disappear: u wont mak me quit prepare 4 more fear: share it 2 mor beefers tru da web: fatfish,juicy get ur blac*k a*ss off ma b*e*d: yar wanna s*u*ck ma c*o*ck beg: all yar spit produce magg**ot: turn da 2 into a fagg**ot: wip ur a**ss n yar jump up lik yar hit ar jake pot: yar all crashing down get ar guy 4 ur support: mho ar p*ick u,f*lick u,smash u,cave u,sl*ave u,den slay u: da juice earn f*ruity: da fish earnt f*ishy: yar all need 2 be pretty: cos u seems 2 u*rgly: ur flow stings it erritaite ma bars: so u ar in*fected wit s*a*s: am not infe*cted cos am made off jazz: hw many time do i hav 2 tell ar earn ur class: mak sure u got mho rhymes b4 replying ma lines: mak ur outlines next time put some enargy 2 yar rap: dat em mak me clap: if yar earn got enargy inhale an oxyg*en: or take ar cod*dinè 2 mak u win: Am an unstoppable train: ar fil no pain Dcee3 is produced in da game: Work hard 2 beat da lion of zion: |
Re: Rap Battle by rapadelic: 9:45pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
hgjlkmger |
Re: Rap Battle by Mbamaluike(m): 2:10pm On Jan 23, 2011 |
Wad up, juicy, joe and dat fat mo'fuka I'm back to to fuk u all like I got mo' rubbers My mouth a bomba, Airforce chopa About to kill you all like Pap the thuga Ok lets play the dragon ball My type got no mellow, so sing the pardon song Make ya heads swing like the salon door Mo' fire than hell, or what u think they call me dragon for Fuk da rating, hand me juicy, let me fuk her make up Make ya go hay wire like john in face off Wake up, messing wiv wrong dude, take a day off Heavyweight punches, dont even think u can have me wieghed up. Damn, I've been readin ur freakin rhymes, u freakin thrash U cant even flow well, u jus a sinking sand Enduring ur stinkin punches loke a punching bag Now, a nigga that hit me, I'm gonna punch him back Zip ur mouth bi;t;ches |
Re: Rap Battle by rapadelic: 6:01pm On Jan 23, 2011 |
jj |
Re: Rap Battle by DJWales: 3:32pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
@ Juicy gurl Nice! i luv ur bars, cos i like chocolate n' when eat soft bars llike yours, i love their tender taste Bow down 2 ur Ruler, cos i'm good with lines plus, i'm in d right angle, i'm lyrically inclined Am perfect lyk da imperfect in me wit flows constantly comin outta me lyk smoke from a chimney i got class, y'all think i own a skool 'got mo soul than the bottom of a school Buggle ass hole lyk u, aint got no lyrical stance under any circumstance, ma b-boy stance wil make u ish in ur pants ma style is like volcano erupting ur weak lines every time i spit, i'll be puttin u in d lime ma witness will be nlanders u blind, hope u see d light? plus ur rap sounds too tight lyk ma girl's vagina ur light - weigthed voluminous flows is watering down ur potentials u need a double training ur whole style is waiting go get ur weight up, come back lyk schwarzenneger n lemme scan u out lyk another trojan u don't need millions of bars 2 get d point across dat u seekin recognition crip wit me n i'll help spark up ur ignition try ta get some lil bit of calcium in ur brain cranium i crush competitors lyk u, plus anythin i land on hey! make sure u don't go on exile lyk we expectin 2 see Good luck in d land so i'm expectin ur reply Get this! puff up some jamaicans 2 Buju up ur castrated flows cos i 'll prefer 2 be in a cloud of smoke than 2 read thru ur de-activated flows or rather be listening to some Highlife ish from OLiver de Couque see u soon, u n' i aint in d same flight! Bye! Bye!! |
Re: Rap Battle by rapadelic: 2:09am On Feb 18, 2011 |
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Re: Rap Battle by juicygirl: 10:53pm On Feb 23, 2011 |
All you stupid motha fucka's can't be serious!!! If you think ya rhymes are tight, you're fuckin' delirious!! FatFish , you're spits stink more than ya trash!! Who da Bleep rhymes, Wack a=ss with Wack a=ss? I don't even know why I waste my energy Ya raps aint worth it, ,,,r ya mutha fuckin feelin me? DCee3TReeT, give it up You f=uckin su=ck Fatfish can bend ya over, and you can take it up ya butt!!! Mbamalu-ike you said your back to fu=ck your mama like mo' rubber , don't even try, I'll b=itch smack ya with my lyrics til ya f=uckin die! I might be a girl, but I'm a mutha f=uckin soldier My rhymes are cold as ice and they about to get colder. You a bit=ch a=ss p=ussy, Takes it in da Behind, Ya raps aint hard, they just mushy mushy mushy!! I should write ya rhymes instead, B=itch! Drop dead rapadelic , I'm done playin', shoot ya self in da head I ain't even close to bein' done with you! Wipe ya d=ick off, what is that, POO!! Buttf=uck ya mother, Buttf-uck ya brother, You ain't a stunna!!! You a f=aggot undercover!!! You aint even on my level, in fact you beneath me, out spit ya stupid a=ss, it so mutha f=uckin easy! Fatfish Fatfish Fatfish, f=uckin' change ya name, I officially dub thee, G=ay G=ay G=ay!! DCee3TReeT ,Ya raps are so pathetic, they make me sick, In fact you so pathetic, you gotta suck ya own d=ick! Ya raps are Shi=t Shi=t Shi=t, You wana be rapper who can't spit spit spit!!! DCee3TReeT and Fatfish get together and make one big lame rhyme!! Bi=tches, I'll be waitin' I got plenty of time. DJ Wales is my roll dawg, I'm joinin' his game, Seems like we must be one in the same. Mad daps to you, for havin my back, =Bleep DCee3TReeT and Fatfish!!! They raps is crap!! Just handed ya a razor blade, go end ya lives, Hope ya die slow and no one hear's ya cries. Fatfish want smack s=hit!!! I'll carve out HER eyes!! This isn't a battle, is a mutha f=uckin war, My lyrics are an axe, cut you in half at da core!!!!!!! Here again b=itches, ,,,you got what you deserve, Dropped ya coffin 6 feet, now ya covered with dirt! |
Re: Rap Battle by rapadelic: 12:07pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
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Re: Rap Battle by 2rez: 7:26pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
Mygoldielukz, 2rez got dz'lil piece fo ya to download.Lik time bomb,nigga gotta xplode. I c a faker n i feel lik av spottd a b.i.tch/i get harda, ma physique lukz stronga dan bleech/nw ma lipz prepared to spit flow lik a ditch/spell ya f.c.ukin out in a twitch/mygoldieluk,ya reasn bein 'ere iz lukin to get f.c.ukd lik a s3x club/buh ya gotit al wrong, go d.i, l.d.o yasef instead f.c.ukin dumb/i got no wingz buh ya kan c me flyin/dnt nid no feet coz i stil run fasta dan a cheetah so ya kant contest wit ma formidable rhymin/it aint 'bout money, tiz calld respect earnin/crap spittin,beefin people lik ya iz som f.c.ukin butcherz work/wel niggaz aint wan yo meat,especialy comin from an infectd b.i.tch azzhole/yo flow, datz if ya got one kan only mak alotta salez in where ya leav, hellhole/am no rapperholic lik fatpuzzy homophobic/buh i rap catastrophic/coz i sleep on barz like am pazzd out on alcoholic/aint no rapper nxt door/buh ma rhymez r mean placin ya back to tha floor/bleep! Dz iz typin/mehn b.i.tchmothafucka,i wish ya heard me spittin @ ya wit rhymin/ |
Re: Rap Battle by 2rez: 7:43pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
Fatpuzzy, ya tha b.i.tch nxt door so tak dz. Ya lyrikal content iz cynikal nonsenz. kid su.ck it all.ya tink diz a place fo few dudez to cuzz n brag 'bout how dey shoot out a few slugz tryna generate a new buzz wen in tha real senz ,their technikality iz dat dey al giv each otha group g.a.y hugz n dr gunz dnt talk coz dey r silencerz squirt gunz pluz dey run wen violenc occurz so b4 ya typin,use big wordz to get heard, carry a clip dat'z az long az red dog. Mak sur ya drink somtin to calm yo nervz n write somtin frm tha heart dat'z ill. Lik ya dnt get along wit wordz. |
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