QatarPlayboy:

I was told by God dat ur beauty outclassess all beauties,

and

u re prettier even more dan d word pretty,

so God in d vision told me to ask u to show me ur pic so dat i wont tink or say he is a liein God.

so am asking u to show me the money,..sorry ur pic.

atleast its important i see d company am applyin to work for na b4 i hastely summit my cv.

Oyind17:

Chai!! you want spoil me, I am a vee. I don't know what weight is

Oyind17:
Eleyi gidi gan, I promise to show u my pix but not today

QatarPlayboy:

Just like me.

woww hv seen my fellow after decades of searching for such person in d opposite sex.

*singing a christian song*

my God is a good God, yes he is.

i feel like dancingggg

i feel like jumpingggg

i feel like shoutingggg....

QatarPlayboy:
Do u blive in d bible?
Btw,. kindly tel me d meaning of d emboldened.

shumuel:


kikiki Lol, its guys like you that fall for such Magas, remember STD's & STI's are real.

Oyind17:

Ask a Yoruba person

Oyind17:

Ask a Yoruba person

QatarPlayboy:

If u blive in d bible den i must ask u why dnt u want to practice it?
God in the bible say repent nw for thy kingdom of God is at hand. which simply means delay is dangerous. so dnt u tink its gonna mk alot of senses if u show me d pic nw nd we 2moro/some other time another prob to solve wen dat day cums?

Oyind17:

let me check your dp

QatarPlayboy:

lolz. more like i do u nd u do me, God nor dey vex.

i gat no dp babe, but trust me d person bhind qatarplayboy is worth even zahra buhari.

Oyind17:

let me check your dp, you don't even have one

Oyind17:
Lol, you are funny, I would like to know of you're vee

QatarPlayboy:
tanks sweet!

u wil hv to pay a huge tax b4 u can knw or see my vee. thrust me its worth it.

QatarPlayboy:

i dnt reali like 3rd party tinz. i wud hv ask fanta to tel me hw u luk y u also ask jolyjoy to tel u wat she saw d blessed day she saw my dp. so lets do it alone babe, dat is if u dnt mind.

Oyind17:

Oyind17:

OK, agreed

Oyind17:
Trust or thrust

rexkexmilan:
***Coughs***


Who are these children derailing this Thread


Get your selves outta here before I kill somebody!!! Shiit!!!

icedbeatz:
I can relate to that their style though Hahahahahahahahaha Chinonso e no work for you oooo and beware of these excuses
1. condom makes my puna itch
2. I don't like using it
3. if you really love me why would you use a condom
4. I have no infection SO why do we need a condom
5. condom makes my puna to stink (it already does )
6. I don't enjoy sex with condom
7. add more if you can

NB : Ensure you put a condom on whether you're fking Beyonce or Alicia Keys brothers the hustle and ish is real.

Yksoul:
I BEG,THE GUY THAT WROTE THIS TOPIC,CEASED TO ADD THAT WHEN A LADY COMES VISIT AT NIGHT SHE DOES NOT ONLY DO THAT TO GET PREGNANT BUT ALSO TO PUT THE 1 MONTH PREGNANCY ON THE HEAD OF THE NEW GUY SHE VISITS AT NIGHT!

QatarPlayboy:

then as a gentleman dat i am, i gat to stay behind y i usher u in

Ladies First!

bt mind u any attempt on my part to do mine right nw wud lead to d death of my phone. bt i promise to show u mine first tin 2moro. my ba3 is down right nw.

shumuel:

You're just disturbing yourself, she Wont!

shumuel:
Notice! To All The Single Guys.

Warning! Warning!! Warning!!!

If you are a single guy, especially if you are a potential bachelor and you are reading this piece, well, it was created for you, so listen.

Don't get exicted and don't be deceived when a lady comes visiting you late at night; planning to sleep over, you'll be the fool to touch her.

Her plan is to make you get her impregnated, so she can force you into marriage, guys be wise, always have a condom around, and don't just have it, use it.

mekzyjoe:
NOTED BRUV..TANX FOR THE ADVICE

clemz85:
wait a min... just tell us your story forget the advice