If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, If you don't, you are 'not understanding'.

If you visit her often, you are boring, If you don't, she accuses you of double dating.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her, If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time, If she is visited by other women,"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

If you kiss her once in a while, she will say you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics, If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, she wants you to talk

God created the whole world and man in six days then rested on the seventh day.

Since "woman" was created, I am yet to come across a passage in my Bible that said God rested.

What's a woman: "a necessary evil." You can't live with them, yet, you can't live without them.
#OhLord

Oyind17:
Lol, I don't even sing so I won't bite yours

der is always a first tym for karaoke.....

misspicy:
I see nothing abnormal in his demands o...


Anyway #teamvirgin till its time to give my husbad any how he wants it

Bless you sister

misspicy:
I see nothing abnormal in his demands o...


Anyway #teamvirgin till its time to give my husbad any how he wants it

Bless you sister

Ogbeni there's nothin there mine ll be worse sef

PunkyVeer:
What a prude! She's complaining about sex on the floor while others dip & do it in break-neck positions. I rechristen this hubby as Tom Screws:Missionary Impossible

Anyway, I thought marriage was for better or worse. Through thick & thin.

Bear with me, ups & downs , smiles & frowns
Share with me, fairytales I may believe

Snoop Dogg's Ups and Downs lyrics, bah?

you said i do didn't you... stop publicizing the consequences of it... enjoy it

Heazy2015:


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/help-my-husbands-sexual-demands-abnormal/

Test drive before marriage. Den no go gree. Next thread please

misspicy:
I see nothing abnormal in his demands o...


Anyway #teamvirgin till its time to give my husbad any how he wants it

yes baby I can't wait muah!!!!!!!!

misspicy:
I see nothing abnormal in his demands o...


Anyway #teamvirgin till its time to give my husbad any how he wants it

I love your comment.