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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 4:37pm On Aug 05, 2022
Viking07:
You blast person sotey he switched to his alternate account. cheesy
His wife must have fucked_ his best friend after telling him he has a small penis.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 4:39pm On Aug 05, 2022
Corto:


If you're as smart as you claim, how did you end up a common driver?

Something is fundamentally wrong with your life bro, no wonder you feel the need to constantly brag to your fellow drivers here and hurl insults at them. This obviously isn't normal...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mirrah: 4:42pm On Aug 05, 2022
Bolt today has been somehow. Only 700 and 800 naira trips cry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 4:59pm On Aug 05, 2022
mrjaydee:


grin no vex.. I don send the aza to your email

cc cheerfulgiver

Waiting to get your alerts.

May the best man win!

Done
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 5:04pm On Aug 05, 2022
mrjaydee:


grin no vex.. I don send the aza to your email

cc cheerfulgiver

Waiting to get your alerts.

May the best man win!
done
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 5:07pm On Aug 05, 2022
Mirrah:
Bolt today has been somehow. Only 700 and 800 naira trips cry
riders have ported to indriver

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 5:18pm On Aug 05, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
done

Confirmed!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:28pm On Aug 05, 2022
Viking07:
You blast person sotey he switched to his alternate account. cheesy

Lolz...abeg who b the person, u Sabi? grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SamuelTaiw0(m): 5:31pm On Aug 05, 2022
Olayetan:



I was dropping off a rider by the service lane at obanikoro bus stop.
Now they have given me 50k ticket


Bro, you for find filling station drop the rider or enter that street at the bus stop drop your rider then turn na. Dropping someone on the highway is an offence. Even if you didn't loose guard they'll catch-up with you and arrest you. Worst case scenario, negotiate on the spot. Good luck getting your car back.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by RaptObserver: 5:39pm On Aug 05, 2022
Olayetan:



I was dropping off a rider by the service lane at obanikoro bus stop.
Now they have given me 50k ticket

This is heart breaking. But that money is too much na. How much come be the car?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:44pm On Aug 05, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
You knew all these but you just wanted to type, to feel relevant... To feel important. After all your rant and vituperating you ended with its your time, your car and your energy... Did I use your time before?

Can you now see how crystal clear your stupidity is? I don't want to insult you because you think and type like someone under a generational curse. Just look around your current environment and be assured that you're the biggest fool right there.

What an asinine idiot!

The way you type is the way you drive (anywhere belle face}, no sense, no comprehension, a bad example for aspiring drivers.

I saw this silly dude post a trip to Ijebu-Ode on Bolt sometime back, I was like "what the Bleep is wrong with this guy". How's he going to get back from there after Bolt had taken their 25% commission from the trip? Is he going to start picking passengers along the way until those Agberos in Epe throw him into the river? That's one of his strategies, going to ungodly and godforsaken places in Lagos.

If you were that much of a
genius, you won't be running from one app to the other. Where is that your ingenious strategy that made you to abandon Bolt to uber when the going got tough and now indriver is the real deal for you? You see how much of a rolling stone you are and how inconsistent you are as a person? A fake, a phony and nothing but a grandstander. I pity anyone out there that thinks you know what you are doing.

To the newbies out there, there's northbird and Felicity001 in here that will always tell you nothing but the truth about this business. Forget this showboater. He will lead you to trouble. He doesn't know what he's doing.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 6:32pm On Aug 05, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:



Bro, you for find filling station drop the rider or enter that street at the bus stop drop your rider then turn na. Dropping someone on the highway is an offence. Even if you didn't loose guard they'll catch-up with you and arrest you. Worst case scenario, negotiate on the spot. Good luck getting your car back.

Bro, it was supposed to be a quick drop off cuz I wasn't ending the trip, the guy had stuff in my car that was heading to alagomeji.

That dude, was just too sluggish to quickly get down...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 6:34pm On Aug 05, 2022
I really have nothing else to say about an idiot who only got his drivers license just because he wanted to drive uber. A proper driving newbie. Been driving in Lagos 19years +. I know Lagos like the back of my hand. This fool started driving in 2021. Next thing he knew, he lost focus and started fucking his uber passenger. She got pregnant and he had to marry her. Bro, not my fault you married a refurbished olosho. Your vituperations are not affecting me. Neither can it stop me. I'll post more sef. Die if you want. Another dude will continue on your uber wife.

The joke is really on you. I have no reply for you. Go sort your marital issues. Fool

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 6:46pm On Aug 05, 2022
ndubuisi2021:

Have confidence in yourself bro. I have dated quite a few good girls I met doing Uber. I don't know how to say this, but I got married a few months ago and I met my wife on Uber, from the back seat of my car to my bedroom, to my wife and we expecting a baby real soon. She's a professional and a classy woman.

I do feel that any single guy doing Uber that can't find a girl friend or a wife, is simply dumb with low self-esteem. Take your eyes off the prostitutes and low lives that you pick. This hustle remains your best bet at meeting the woman of your dreams, that's if you have the balls to do it.

Goat

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kingdolla: 7:29pm On Aug 05, 2022
Corto:


This is a free forum

And you don't need any specialised training to drive so long you've got normal reflexes and commonsense. Go to any organisation, the drivers and cleaners are usually the least paid staff.
The drivers in those organizations are quite different from the ones here. Even the least person here earn more than the main staffs in those organizations you're talking about.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SamuelTaiw0(m): 7:30pm On Aug 05, 2022
Olayetan:


Bro, it was supposed to be a quick drop off cuz I wasn't ending the trip, the guy had stuff in my car that was heading to alagomeji.

That dude, was just too sluggish to quickly get down...

All is well. Hope you have your car back now?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 7:37pm On Aug 05, 2022
Pearl1910:


I love the competitive spirit.
Next week too far, make u go chop and drink that thing wey dey give u stamina abi. grin
Make we run am this week as we dey like this. Impromptu is best to show our normal self.

6days work o not 7days.
Gross or Net provided it's on d App. No external calculator.
Bolt is my App

Kanuisagoat
Obinoral
Eyinola
Readadream
Yeyebami
Deedee

Choose anyone of them to be referee.

So finally Bazoo and Pope will see my dashboard for free.
Me wey still dey run follow this thread like person wey wan enter molue. I keep shouting wait for me in my mind

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Corto: 7:47pm On Aug 05, 2022
Kingdolla:
The drivers in those organizations are quite different from the ones here. Even the least person here earn more than the main staffs in those organizations you're talking about.

Driving is not a job bro, everybody drives

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kingdolla: 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2022
Corto:


Driving is not a job bro, everybody drives
I rest my case
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 7:51pm On Aug 05, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:


All is well. Hope you have your car back now?

Car is still with them, they asked me to come back on Monday.

I'm just so sad.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 7:54pm On Aug 05, 2022
dru23:


Yes o nobody should come abroad to be driving trailers o .. Na from pot to frying pan , Abi na from fire to frying pan grin ..... U no drive trailer for Lagos grin but u want people to be moving America by driving trucks grin no be juju be dat grin

Musa 2.0 how the truck driving going ? U remind me of 1 of my guys.. This is even before uber existed and many Nigerians were driving cabs .. Cab drivers were cashing in weekly weekends especially ..........

Na so my friend hear say money dey for driving cabs grin. Na sa he go get his cab license ..

Omo After 2 days of driving and moving the city. My guy quit the job grin. Nobody go tell u wetin dey there until u reach there grin

Another story .. 1 of my guy dey do nursing . The wife dey do nursing too ... While going to nursing school he was importing trucks, Mack trucks dump trucks , heavy equipment.. This was early 2000 , he was doing well o ... This is during the time they were sand filling lekki area . It was a big project at that time, I had dump trucks too. I was buying from him ........

Omo once my guy finish his nursing school and pass his exams .. He lamented his certificate on the wall of his house..... From there on he never step foot into any hospital to use his nursing degree... He faced his importation of trucks and heavy equipment full time.. He has never done any 9 to 5 Job.. He said he can't never do it .......

About 2 years ago he completed building his own house in Yankee.. He built it from scratch up. He bought the land years ago and started building his own house..

This is a 6 bedroom house and keep in mind he didn't built it in a village area in Yankee grin. This is not an area that you buy house for $150k grin u now do 4 IT jobs and pay off the mortgage and invite your friends for house warming celebration grin. Houses in that area can cost up to $ 700k upwards o ......

He said he didn't come to America to come and kill himself and work till he died.. He didn't come to count bridges.. He is a correct Igbo man from the east. Not even from Lagos grin

Make we dey try to invest in our selves too . And teach our kids entrepreneurship... No be to be slaving for another man company o
What do you do sir, you have always been telling us about what your friends are doing but never tell us about what you do. You also keep asking people that travelled on this thread to tell us how they managed to japa but you never for once tried to tell us how you did yours. I'm not attacking you o but kindly simply do what you preach, and stop making jest of people that tell us what people are doing over there at least if you can't enlighten us on what is turning into money there. cool

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 7:56pm On Aug 05, 2022
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Price is 120k

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 7:59pm On Aug 05, 2022
deedee44:

VIO will arrest him.

They won't. It happened to me. They even sent me sms, that my roadworthiness had expired and I'm still driving, and I'll pay 20k fine. I filled the online form to defend it. I filled that I wasn't driving. I went to renew immediately. When they stopped me at Anthony inward Ikorodu palmgroove. I showed them the new papers and told them I didn't drive when it expired. That I've been going up and down to do inspection and renew the papers. That I started driving when I renewed the papers. They let me go.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 8:05pm On Aug 05, 2022
Hmm na wah oh, na so person carry him own hand ridicule himself for this thread today?

Corto say everybody sabi drive , say driving no be work yet him dey run go hospital when him sick forgetting say because you fit carry panadol drink nor mean say you don become doctor shocked

Ndubuisi own na free-falling of him hand for here. Cheerful don give that one knockout cool imagine a driver wey get license last year wan dey drag steering with veterans here . . . Still form mugu carry ‘asha’ mount for house shocked

Hoooooo God ! grin Just because of jealousy and envy na him all these cretins dey pop up oh. Still on still cheerful don use them wipe ground wotorishiously wink

Odogwu ride on, they got nothing on you. We dey your back. Na me be your number one cheerful cheerleader for here no cap kiss

spoil everything and everybody, nothing doeseth you nwanne

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:12pm On Aug 05, 2022
Olayetan:


Car is still with them, they asked me to come back on Monday.

I'm just so sad.

Sorry boss, saying stay strong is easy, but think thro a worst day you've surmounted. If you can defeat that, then this too shall pass. Better days we find us.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:15pm On Aug 05, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
I really have nothing else to say about an idiot who only got his drivers license just because he wanted to drive uber. A proper driving newbie. Been driving in Lagos 19years +. I know Lagos like the back of my hand. This fool started driving in 2021. Next thing he knew, he lost focus and started fucking his uber passenger. She got pregnant and he had to marry her. Bro, not my fault you married a refurbished olosho. Your vituperations are not affecting me. Neither can it stop me. I'll post more sef. Die if you want. Another dude will continue on your uber wife.

The joke is really on you. I have no reply for you. Go sort your marital issues. Fool

Lol. Why not stick to the script? Why are you deviating? Petty mofcker

If you want to go personal, I did uber and achieved a lot from it. I never bragged about it. I have achieved at
a relatively young age. I live in my own house, met people while doing the business, fxxxked a lot of riders before I settled down. That's what players do and no crime in it. What do you have against that? You smelly bone headed rat. It's not my fault that female riders don't dig you because you look unkempt, no time to take care of yourself because you sleep on the road day in day out, you stink more than a sewage rat. I'm what you would never be homie.

You keep posting bogus dashboard and have nothing to show for it. You drive 100 women a day but crawl back to your car at night and masturbate under Chevron mango
tree. Shame on you bro.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 8:35pm On Aug 05, 2022
pope191:


Sorry boss, saying stay strong is easy, but think thro a worst day you've surmounted. If you can defeat that, then this too shall pass. Better days we find us.

My concern is my partner understanding the current situation...

Car will be there till Monday and I have to make payment for this week on same Monday...

I'm just so sad cry
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 8:37pm On Aug 05, 2022
Ticket given to me for just dropping off a rider by service lane.

Imagine 50k fine for a country that pays 33k as minimum wage...

I'm just too sad right now

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:49pm On Aug 05, 2022
Olayetan:
Ticket given to me for just dropping off a rider by service lane.

Imagine 50k fine for a country that pays 33k as minimum wage...

I'm just too sad right now

You could have tried to pay the 50k today and get your car back immediately (even if it’s to borrow 50k) So u can drive all weekend no sleep at all to recover before Monday.

Those lastma guys are wicked … I ve said it to them before, if I see where they want to kee any of them and his running away I will hold him down.

I paid 50k ticket and got my car back … and started chasing bolt bonus and all rubbish request to recover chap chap

The thing dey pain my brother.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 8:51pm On Aug 05, 2022
BAZ001:


You could have tried to pay the 50k today and get your car back immediately (even if it’s to borrow 50k) So u can drive all weekend no sleep at all to recover before Monday.

Those lastma guys are wicked … I ve said it to them before, if I see where they want to kee any of them and his running away I will hold him down.

I paid 50k ticket and got my car back … and started chasing bolt bonus and all to recover

The thing dey pain my brother.

Bros
If to say e dey, I for no waste time pay am.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 8:54pm On Aug 05, 2022
Cheerfulgiver, Mrjaydee
Please I have a business I need to attend to tomorrow. I can't miss it.
Today was half day, tomorrow is off
Let's continue on Sunday abeg.

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