lilkech:


Joel . . . ahem. . . elrony I am not a short man like you neither am I as small/young as you are.

Better face your delsu 3rd class degree and make something of your life. Don’t be like your sisters unfortunate husband io

This is just your 5th moniker. I will soon get to the one you’re using to solicit help for your japa plans on the travel section.

okay only me? I don't have any of your family members details, I would have asked them to quickly put you in chains. Na so madness take dey start oo

Glithronix:
As we finished the ileya prayer in the morning, everybody don dey go, na so I dey hear gbagaun from my back (bolt alert).
I was forced to approach this brother:
Me; brother, today is sallah day, you suppose dey house dey relax and enjoy yourself nahh.

The brother: (smiles), even the order self na to Ikorodu, I no want go to Ikorodu.

So, he ignored the order.

Before we stepped out of the praying ground, another gbagaun enter him phone.

I was just laughing. I be like, so, some drivers no like resting and enjoyment? At least for this sallah day as a Muslim. Omoh, e funny me.

As I dey like this, I don tell my chairman say na till next week I go resume. I'm taking the car to him this evening for some resting. He was surprised that I want to take a whole week off driving.
Abeg, make person rest jare.
Much respect, bosses.

Go and enforce your enjoyment ideology on them na, live and let live....

Mind yah business

Halahhalah:


I'm not sorry to say this but you are nothing but a nuisaanceee to this thread. You don't drive neither do you have a vehicle given out, see that you are nothing but a trooooll.

If you like deactivate 10 old burner accounts and create 20 new troll accounts you still remain who you are and can not run or hide when we come for you

TheModerator:


okay only me? I don't have any of your family members details, I would have asked them to quickly put you in chains. Na so kolo take dey start oo

eiyah. You don dey cry abi?

Don't worry, let me pause so you can catch your breath. This evening we continue

Hello everyone, i am looking for car to driver.
If you have a car for UBER. Please contact me if you have a car to rent out. I stay in Surulere. You can call or WhatsApp me 08134873484.

Omoapena:

Go and enforce your enjoyment ideology on them na, live and let live....

Mind yah business

Sure, boss.
Na live and let live oooh.
God no go shame us all.
Much respect, boss.

I greet Bosses in the house

Please I'm looking for a car to drive.
Rentals to remit weekly.

I stay in Oshodi

Contact: 07034524895 Calls only
Thanks.

Readadream I don buy o.


Ara adugbo... Na 7500 o

tojahh:
Readadream I don buy o.


Ara adugbo... Na 7500 o

the tire grade abi e no grade?

the whole mainland dey SURGE.

tojahh:
Readadream I don buy o.


Ara adugbo... Na 7500 o

Snap am show them whether e grade abi e no grade

wole212:
I greet Bosses in the house

Please I'm looking for a car to drive
Rentals to remit weekly

I stay in Oshodi

Contact: 07034524895 Calls only
Thanks.

U never see car since? Lagride is seriously looking for drivers. Visit their office

ReadaDream:
If you are going to Ajah, it's after Oando and Fabulous Restaurant. I'll see if I can get a picture

You and cheap tyres 😀😂. Nothing do u bro, enjoy 👍

CheerfulGiver:
If you have down payment, you can save enough to buy you a small car. Used In Nigeria Cars are cheap now. In whatever you do, do these 3 things:

1. Avoid HP
2. Avoid HP
3. Read 1. and 2. again

I sent you a mail for the telegram group, you're yet to respond

TheModerator:

Since 2017 he first born pikin ni lol way before corner44 first taste toto lol

Ogbeni how far nah. You don go sabbatical? Show face make we continue the expose jor. Thread dry this evening lol

I promise i won't post your personal details today, na tomorrow night after I don call everybody wey you don defame & libel all around this forum together come this thread make dem follow us see the real you together I will only reveal a few of your other monikers tonight dazzall

Hope say you don get enough savings for legal fees sha because many people go vex after dem find out the kind person wey been do them wetin you like to dey do people for this forum.

Quote me once you see this, I never sleep

lilkech:


Ogbeni how far nah. You don go sabbatical? Show face make we continue the expose jor. Thread dry this evening lol

I promise i won't post your personal details today, na tomorrow night after I don call everybody wey you don defame & libel all around this forum together come this thread make dem follow us see the real you together I will only reveal a few of your other monikers tonight dazzall

Hope say you don get enough savings for legal fees sha because many people go vex after dem find out the kind person wey been do them wetin you like to dey do people for this forum.

Quote me once you see this, I never sleep

Lolz, you just dey bored , dey find company. I jump am pass. . I no dey house.

But I feel sorry for the pearl guy sha. I be no wan touch am, he just dey push me. Help me tell am sorry sha. He seem a nice guy, honestly speaking

Na people like you and that criminal wey call himself larry1960 I dey like flog.

TheModerator:

Mugwu. You guys are the ones calling me back. You and mugwu corner44. Don't act like your name is not Akinbowale. I have been economical with your details thinking that you will behave.

My homeboy Baz001 needs your ostrich neck as a meme.

Mbok d question wey dey hungry me to ask na if na university of Ilorin him go ?

But to chuk mouth for dis matter hard me as everything don turn yam pepper scatter scatter

That heyena face kechi just dey run him diarrhea mouth Cho choo choo

E pass my cruise threshold.

tojahh:
Readadream I don buy o.


Ara adugbo... Na 7500 o

Tyre size? Is it commercial type?

TheModerator:

Lolz, you just dey bored , dey find company. I jump am pass. . I no dey house.

But I feel sorry for the pearl guy sha. I be no wan touch am, he just dey push me. Help me tell am sorry sha. He seem a nice guy, honestly speaking

Na people like you and that criminal wey call himself larry1960 I dey like flog.

Mschew all these sorry - sorry, apologies upon apologies dey turn my belle. Well true true I dey bored sha. Na holiday after all

But i think say you be hard guy before. You no want make I 'lay your arss bare' here abi? (accordingto your lingo)

Well I trust pearl, him no go accept this your apology lie lie. We must moooveee

BAZ001:


Mbok d question wey dey hungry me to ask na if na university of Ilorin him go ?

But to chuk mouth for dis matter hard me as everything don turn yam pepper scatter scatter

That heyena face kechi just dey run him diarrhea mouth Cho choo choo

E pass my cruise threshold.

Our resident clown don sho bazo hustle oh. E be like say you go be last born for house this one wey you sell even your curtain hanger and rail take complete canoe fee to take travel go congo lol

Hope say you no hide go join telegram group. Remember my swear for the last page? Make e no catch you oh because if dem carry you throw come back here mehn. . . na village direct for you

I wish you well

TheModerator:

Lolz, you just dey bored , dey find company. I jump am pass. . I no dey house.

But I feel sorry for the pearl guy sha. I be no wan touch am, he just dey push me. Help me tell am sorry sha. He seem a nice guy, honestly speaking

Na people like you and that criminal wey call himself larry1960 I dey like flog.

U are just a clown...I tell u say na u shame go catch at the end of the day, d small level wey u been get before, don degrade finish kpatakpata.
Conner don open ur yansh make we see d craw craw wey dey there, u wan come dey beg
Conner, abeg slaughter the guy, prisoners are not taken alive

tojahh:
Readadream I don buy o.


Ara adugbo... Na 7500 o

You get money o… 7500

Tired already all my body is paining me. Life! When I they small, nah pilot I been tell them for school say I won be o.

unilagfreshest:


I drive only on uber, is there anything i am missing?

You dey try ohh, so you have to wait for a whole week before you receive your funds from Uber, how do you cope? Or have they changed it

Muhammadson2020:


U never see car since? Lagride is seriously looking for drivers. Visit their office

Thanks Boss, I'll see if I can meet their requirements.

okey4reel:

You dey try ohh, so you have to wait for a whole week before you receive your funds from Uber, how do you cope? Or have they changed it

Still same, but most time its cash trips, so i get my money in bulk weekly, that goes straight to my savings. I like it like that

pope191:
Tired already all my body is paining me. Life! When I they small nah pilot I been tell them for school say I won be o

Congratulations, na pilot u still be like dis.

Muhammadson2020:


U never see car since? Lagride is seriously looking for drivers. Visit their office

Someone once told me about it here and I checked, 17k for registration and I think I saw something like 700k down deposit, na wetin make me bone am.

Beautiful day to all investors here on nairaland.

If you have a car parked, you are not driving it. Why not allow the car to make you and I money.

Investor/partner who is ready to buy a car and put it on rental or HP depending on the investors preference is welcome.

I will handle the car with utmost care, I have basic background knowledge in vehicle maintenance.

I am ready to pay weekly depending on our agreement.

I will provide verifiable guarantor as needed.

I live in a gated compound, car security is guaranteed.

Location is Lagos

WhatsApp/call - 07025326910

BAZ001:


Mbok d question wey dey hungry me to ask na if na university of Ilorin him go ?

But to chuk mouth for dis matter hard me as everything don turn yam pepper scatter scatter

That heyena face kechi just dey run him diarrhea mouth Cho choo choo

E pass my cruise threshold.

Yeah, Read French. Wasting his talent on Uber. Ironically, he doesn't include Uber Driving in his CV with the way he hypes it. Being bilingual comes with a lot of opportunities. Dude is naive.

hefelove:

Someone once told me about it here and I checked, 17k for registration and I think I saw something like 700k down deposit, na wetin make me bone am.

Ok.

Pearl1910:


U are just a clown...I tell u say na u shame go catch at the end of the day, d small level wey u been get before, don degrade finish kpatakpata.
Conner don open ur yansh make we see d craw craw wey dey there, u wan come dey beg
Conner, abeg slaughter the guy, prisoners are not taken alive

Lol. So you believe the thrash corner44 has been writing. Your level of intelligence comes to bare again for you to think he knows what he's saying.