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Lwkmd O!!!.check Out This Funny Joke by joewizzy247: 3:22pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
A lawyer went hunting in a nearby village. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in this country. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here . We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old farmer. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old farmer, now it's my turn." The farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck." Click on the link below if u like d joke http://PayRefe.com/?ref=138242 1 Like |
Re: Lwkmd O!!!.check Out This Funny Joke by yanabasee(m): 3:35pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
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Re: Lwkmd O!!!.check Out This Funny Joke by Nobody: 7:12pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
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