Fayvhur:


those ones are not slim naaa

Dearie, that's my own definition of slim, anything beyond that is lekpa or wasting syndrome .

BTW, how will you say Kylie Jenner or Taylor swift is not slim , do you really know them, I wonder what your idea of slim is !!

Are u slimmer than them? Should I date you

Mcowubaba:

Dearie, that's my own definition of slim, anything beyond that is lekpa or wasting syndrome .

BTW, how will you say Kylie Jenner or Taylor swift is not slim , do you really know them, I wonder what your idea of slim is !!

Are u slimmer than them? Should I date you

u just blew my self esteem

No I don't know dem, because I've bin living under a rock

BTw Kylie Jenner is fatter Dan Taylor. Yes Taylor is my definition of slim buh for Kylie she's curvy so she's not slim

I'm tinking slim to be straight, no curves, a bit skinny

yep m thinner Dan them, plus m 6ft tall, No! u shouldn't date me coz m tinking of migrating to U.S, and becoming a lesbian

Fayvhur:


u just blew my self esteem

No I don't know dem, because I've bin living under a rock

BTw Kylie Jenner is fatter Dan Taylor. Yes Taylor is my definition of slim buh for Kylie she's curvy so she's not slim

I'm tinking slim to be straight, no curves, a bit skinny

yep m thinner Dan them, plus m 6ft tall, No! u shouldn't date me coz m tinking of migrating to U.S, and becoming a lesbian

Sorry if you picked offense, but knowing Taylor Swift nd Kylie Jenner doesn't signify exposure, I doubt my Dad or younger brother knows them, but believe me the are very knowledgeable and exposed.

So slim girls are not meant to have curves what an amazing story even Victoria Secret models have nice great curves, but the are very slim and a bit lanky self....

Curves have no direct correlation with body mass index #fact (go take some Anatomy classes )

You're 6ft tall, me likey I love slim nd tall girls.
Though I should be taller than you, I'm 6.5ft, 186m or so...
You can still be lesbian in Nigeria, no need to migrate, you just gat to be more discreet in your sexual life (to avoid 14years imprisonment) .
Thousands of lesbians are enjoying themselves in Nigeria.
It wouldn't be bad to have a lesbian friend, so I'm still interested

Mcowubaba:

Sorry if you picked offense, but knowing Taylor Swift nd Kylie Jenner doesn't signify exposure, I doubt my Dad or younger brother knows them, but believe me the are very knowledgeable and exposed.

So slim girls are not meant to have curves what an amazing story even Victoria Secret models have nice great curves, but the are very slim and a bit lanky self....

Curves have no direct correlation with body mass index #fact (go take some Anatomy classes )

You're 6ft tall, me likey I love slim nd tall girls.
Though I should be taller than you, I'm 6.5ft, 186m or so...
You can still be lesbian in Nigeria, no need to migrate, you just gat to be more discreet in your sexual life (to avoid 14years imprisonment) .
Thousands of lesbians are enjoying themselves in Nigeria.
It wouldn't be bad to have a lesbian friend, so I'm still interested

pfttttt.....Wateva
Surprisingly m an Anatomy Student
Still thinking of m not a lesbian yet anyways I love men too much to tink of women buh hey a little experiment won't hurt...

yeah I don't see d reason y we can't be friends. we're already height pals....

Fayvhur:


pfttttt.....Wateva
Surprisingly m an Anatomy Student
Still thinking of m not a lesbian yet anyways I love men too much to tink of women buh hey a little experiment won't hurt...

yeah I don't see d reason y we can't be friends. we're already height pals....

U an Anatomy student , I guess you browse through your phone during lectures. Lol (pun intended)...

U type like a mate I know from Ilford London .. I like that.
Are u in this hell hole called Nigeria or Abroad nd which country.
I need to know your location to determine whether our dating and my toasting skills will work

BTW, I love people in medical field..... Guess you should know I'm a Medical professional....

Most guys prefer sexy big and thick babes.. When I was slim, no guy wooed me for some years.. But when I added flesh in the right places.. Come and see toasters...am amazed..

Mcowubaba:

U an Anatomy student , I guess you browse through your phone during lectures. Lol (pun intended)...

U type like a mate I know from Ilford London .. I like that.
Are u in this hell hole called Nigeria or Abroad nd which country.
I need to know your location to determine whether our dating and my toasting skills will work

BTW, I love people in medical field..... Guess you should know I'm a Medical professional....

Lol.... its actually d one tin I don't do.

Yep m in Nigeria and its not daht bad..come on its a developing country wah dyu expect??

Lol ur toasting skills?? I'm not impressed by the way u've ghat to try harder
M actually from delta, I live here buh I skul in Ondo, nice meeting u

I lyk daht ur in d medical profession. Do Eva fynd it boring??

Fayvhur:


Lol.... its actually d one tin I don't do.

Yep m in Nigeria and its not daht bad..come on its a developing country wah dyu expect??

Lol ur toasting skills?? I'm not impressed by the way u've ghat to try harder
M actually from delta, I live here buh I skul in Ondo, nice meeting u

I lyk daht ur in d medical profession. Do Eva fynd it boring??

Boring nope...my field in the Medical world is not boring at all...
It's enticing, time consuming.
Just came back from work now.

Nigeria is very bad ooo, if u have stayed in another Coordinated country like UK, USA or Canada even South Africa, you will know that here is a hell hole.
Nothing works in Nigeria....

Actually I Don't toast girls especially in Nairaland forum , not that I am defiant in toasting skills but I like to respect myself to avoid drama or insult. Before person go create thread on top my matter and start talking shit or posting our romantic conversations online
If you notice I don't even follow any girl on nairaland.
Never sent any Pm since I registered. I strongly hate online drama and stupidity.

I guess you're in University, that means you should actually have a boyfriend.. so no luck for me

I'm done with School, NYSC... Probably PhD next. Lol

You're from Delta, hmmm... I'm just liking things about you.. Very favorable variables.. Me likey
Tall, slim, medical field, Delta origin wow. ...

Now lemme toast you in a medical way.

Baby ever since I saw your mention on nairaland, the macula degeneration in my eyes seized, my cardiac output increased, then I viewed your dp I saw an angel that can solve the prevalence and incidence of Ebola and HIV, your smile is good for the nephon in the kidney, your eyes makes my aorta, oesophagus work properly, your shape is like the duodenum, your hairstyle is like a loop of henle .

I wonder what your lumbar region will look like , my desire is to hold your phalenges and put my orifice all over it... I promise not be after your Pubis Mons alone, but I still wonder what your Perineum will look like, when you enter gestation after I fertilize your ovum to form ovocyte-blastocyst-foetus-zygote.

I promise to always lick your Linea nigra and libia minora during gestation, I will be more available for you than Estrogen and Prostaglandin during your menstrual cycle....

Mbok just gimme a chance into your heart, I will eliminate all LdL(low density lipo proteins that causes bad cholesterol, which causes Transcient ischamic Attack) no arrhythmia, no hormonal imbalance...
I will keep your body warmer than what Thyroid glands and hormones can do

Finally knowing you're in school, there will never be Human Chrioinic Gonadotropin hormone found in your blood till you're free and ready.... Misoprostol, postinor and levenorgestrol will always be our savior

Now I believe you should go consult medical dictionary to check out the meaning of my message..

Boss mentality you should be already sending me a PM by now or dropping your phone number

Mcowubaba:

Boring nope...my field in the Medical world is not boring at all...
It's enticing, time consuming.
Just came back from work now.

Nigeria is very bad ooo, if u have stayed in another Coordinated country like UK, USA or Canada even South Africa, you will know that here is a hell hole.
Nothing works in Nigeria....

Actually I Don't toast girls especially in Nairaland forum , not that I am defiant in toasting skills but I like to respect myself to avoid drama or insult. Before person go create thread on top my matter and start talking shit or posting our romantic conversations online
If you notice I don't even follow any girl on nairaland.
Never sent any Pm since I registered. I strongly hate online drama and stupidity.

I guess you're in University, that means you should actually have a boyfriend.. so no luck for me

I'm done with School, NYSC... Probably PhD next. Lol

You're from Delta, hmmm... I'm just liking things about you.. Very favorable variables.. Me likey
Tall, slim, medical field, Delta origin wow. ...

Now lemme toast you in a medical way.

Baby ever since I saw your mention on nairaland, the macula degeneration in my eyes seized, my cardiac output increased, then I viewed your dp I saw an angel that can solve the prevalence and incidence of Ebola and HIV, your smile is good for the nephon in the kidney, your eyes makes my aorta, oesophagus work properly, your shape is like the duodenum, your hairstyle is like a loop of henle .

I wonder what your lumbar region will look like , my desire is to hold your phalenges and put my orifice all over it... I promise not be after your Pubis Mons alone, but I still wonder what your Perineum will look like, when you enter gestation after I fertilize your ovum to form ovocyte-blastocyst-foetus-zygote.

I promise to always lick your Linea nigra and libia minora during gestation, I will be more available for you than Estrogen and Prostaglandin during your menstrual cycle....

Mbok just gimme a chance into your heart, I will eliminate all LdL(low density lipo proteins that causes bad cholesterol, which causes Transcient ischamic Attack) no arrhythmia, no hormonal imbalance...
I will keep your body warmer than what Thyroid glands and hormones can do

Finally knowing you're in school, there will never be Human Chrioinic Gonadotropin hormone found in your blood till you're free and ready.... Misoprostol, postinor and levenorgestrol will always be our savior

Now I believe you should go consult medical dictionary to check out the meaning of my message..

Boss mentality you should be already sending me a PM by now or dropping your phone number

hehehehehe....
I guess my hairstyle is rili lyk loop of Henle, buh d rest is just plain gross..ewww

Online drama hmmph.... I don't attach any importance to stuff happening online. its not real, and I don't care

ur a reallll cautious guy
Lol working class man...don't u think u shud start looking for a woman?? I'm available if u HV cash...

Ders nofin special bout Delta, its just der joor

No I don't HV a boyfriend I just turned 18, and am luking to enjoy my lyf, b4 m saddled wif a guy...ave never had one actually

Where dyu reside and work?!

Do guyz like orobo?

Fayvhur:


hehehehehe....
I guess my hairstyle is rili lyk loop of Henle, buh d rest is just plain gross..ewww

Online drama hmmph.... I don't attach any importance to stuff happening online. its not real, and I don't care

ur a reallll cautious guy
Lol working class man...don't u think u shud start looking for a woman?? I'm available if u HV cash...

Ders nofin special bout Delta, its just der joor

No I don't HV a boyfriend I just turned 18, and am luking to enjoy my lyf, b4 m saddled wif a guy...ave never had one actually

Where dyu reside and work?!

Wow, u're 18 years, I hope i wouldn't be termed a pervert or a pedophile in a context of younger girls not necessarily prepubescents, anyway I'm not much older than you, I'm within 18-30 years of age.

You're saying you're available if I have cash and at the same time saying you're looking to enjoy your life as you don't want to be saddened by a GUY What am I A Hermaphrodite

Funny as you said you have never had a guy and at the same time thinking a guy (man) will saddened you
Or u Said *had a guy Actually* does that mean something

But my own is that I am NOT looking for enjoyment or entertainment, I'm not as young as you..
I'm actually hoping to start my own family in the near future. So you MAY not be interested in such relationship given your youthful DESIRES AND AMBITIONS.

Online drama can affect/influence physical life issues oo, I'm sure about that... Even a scientific research has been done about it... So I'm always cautious.

I can only tell you were I reside for NOW which is Lagos, Nigeria. Sorry can't say where I work openly due to reasons best known to me. I can probably tell you that privately.
And I don't have Money, I'm currently begging in the balogun market to afford Evening food

I enjoy your conversations , you should chat me up or gimme a call