FACTS ABOUT Nigerian universities

1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit course is more stressful than 4 credit unit courses.
2. A school where the number of students is 5 times bigger than the capacity of lecture halls.

3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but during exams period, you will find out that there are many vacant halls

4. A school where students living in hostels are more spoilt and corrupt than students living off campus.

5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with his galfriend for one semester,when the result comes out,the guy's GP will be 4 point while the gal's GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point) and they call it love. Shame!

6. A school where some students always go to night class with engineering mathematics and end up using it as pillow when sleeping.

7.Welcome to a school where some students that normally go to night class everyday peep in the exam hall more than those students they think that don't know anything.

8.A school where girls preferred dating school schuttle drivers and lecturers to students.

9.Welcome to school where "things for sale clothes" are sold more than garri in the market cos that's where many gals base.

10. A school where sex is cheaper than One packet of super pack indomie. That's fact

11.Welcome to a school where the number of guys found around the female hostels everynight is five times the number of students found in school library during exam period.

12. A school where no girl is living in the village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See Forming

13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass beautiful ones.

14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be difficult to separate the good ones and the bad ones.

15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is the talk point for weed smokers. Read it......

16 If you want to catch many gals,use indomie and egg. That's true

17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted their time during lecture hours and remember God few weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall. That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there must be a sense in it.

cc:mods,toyne2much,naijaboiy,misspicy,punkyveer,sweetorgasm..infact everybody

Lwkm

mods pls do the needful

Lolzzz buh true

falconey:
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so no iota of romance in it?

Welcome to skul where there are more campus fellowships than a whole church.



welcome to skul where boys & girls are husbands & wifes bt be claiming holy-holy @ home. ;DWelcome to skul where there are more campus fellowships than a whole church.



welcome to skul where boys & girls are husbands & wifes bt be claiming holy-holy @ home.

Deejay1000:
Welcome to skul where there are more campus fellowships than a whole church.



welcome to skul where boys & girls are husbands & wifes bt be claiming holy-holy @ home. ;DWelcome to skul where there are more campus fellowships than a whole church.



welcome to skul where boys & girls are husbands & wifes bt be claiming holy-holy @ home.

every faculty has a fellowship

misspicy:
Lolzzz buh true

so nothing more to add

my school wasn't like this, maybe your school..

nely:
my school wasn't like this, maybe your school..

seems it's not a fed uni

Adasun:

which sch are you repping?