WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


im demotrivated now!!! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-266596.0.html#bot

gabby
have u read online?about punchlines .??

Yes I did ooo and its exactly like what Im doin now

oh lord am in trouble . is that what u saw gab?

Yes oo but I asked Mykali and he explained to me and I roughly got what alunchline is.

Ok, I need to really think it through.

think its through its ur assignment remember ?

Yes ooo but I was confuse for a moment there.

I will be gon for 10 days. Not sure if they have internet connection in the city but if they have I will give you 10 punchlines ASAP

gabby where are my punchlines? ur teacher is gettin angry

I told u I have been sent to work in the city for 10 days ooo.

Ok, let me think now of the 10 punchlines.

I can't think. . . Seriously. . . . Im soooo tired!!!

Gabry:

I can't think. . . Seriously. . . . Im soooo tired!!!

LOL TIRED OF DOING WHAT ? DID U CARRY AS MUCH LOAD AS A DONKEY?

I have been working like hell naaa.

gabbbbrrry!

ok. how about this.


U're lines are so shitty that u spit like a toad eatin flies. 

From all da stuffs av seen here, i think u gabby have d potential of being far better than 4kasibe, so don't give up, i see ur well of taught is deeper than his.
Just my opinion thou, nothin against anybody

From all da stuffs av seen here, i think u gabby have d potential of being far better than 4kasibe, so don't give up, i see ur well of taught is deeper than his.
Just my opinion thou, nothin against anybody

darequam:

From all da stuffs av seen here, i think u gabby have d potential of being far better than 4kasibe, so don't give up, i see ur well of taught is deeper than his.
Just my opinion thou, nothin against anybody

lol @dare u dey craze , the teacher actually wants the student to be better than he his , besides i think darequam is garbage .what the Bleep is a darequam . quam ko kwam one ni. bolo. lmfao.

@prawn crackers
na this kin talk we dey see ur eye put. dopemu

@gabrryl
oya now. more punchlines o

@4kasibe,
and whats that stuff riddin in ur brain that make u act like this.
I thought u were more of a coolheaded guy, never knu u were more of ur name.
Why post that shit, Questionin my name?

darequam:

@4kasibe,
and whats that stuff riddin in ur brain that make u act like this.
I thought u were more of a coolheaded guy, never knu u were more of ur name.
Why post that shit, Questionin my name?

this ur question needs answer . can someone answer him 4 me .bolo.

Hmmm!! I guess u got more than i thought.
U'l only call me bolo, if thats the name u give the kingpin in ur area.
Remember all those kungfu films whereby the teacher can't even handle one of his student. Gaby would be jackie chan while u r the teacher who is just jealous cus he can't boast of the skill his student posses.

lol @ dare
u can say that again
for ur info , me and gabby are gonna battle when she is about to graduate from my class ., i guess ur numbskull needs to emrol in ofokasibe school of retardology. dare-quam koo dare -karimu nee. sule alajala

   why u guys fighting. . .

Darequam, thanks for the compliment but I dont think am that good. I think being a rapper is so hard. The moment I tried to be serious, its all killing me. I only can come out with unserious lines and it makes me happy. 

Ofokasibe, you did not tell me if thats the punchline which you wanted jor. . . Im all confuse here but so far thats what I heard from Mykali so abeg oo@ Is it the right one?

Guys,
What does this means:

1) Dopemu

2) quam ko kwam one ni

3) bolo

4) kingpin

5) koo dare -karimu nee.

6) sule alajala

@o4
me in ur skul lol!
I bet the chicken wanna teach the eagle how to fly.
@gaby
i got no qualms with u but i still don't understand y a once reasonable O4 is now acting unreasonable.
Those words u posted r not anyway of use to ur rap knowledge, i bet its time i leave u wit ur teacher.

a fake teacher

darequam:

@gaby
i got no qualms with u but i still don't understand y a once reasonable O4 is now acting unreasonable.
Those words u posted r not anyway of use to ur rap knowledge, i bet its time i leave u wit ur teacher.

Heheh! Cause maybe u have humiliated him naa
So u think I can be a rapper?

dyabman:

a fake teacher

U are not well seriously! U just love to make me angry dont you? Oloshi!

@GABRY
I TOLD U DAREQUAM IS ONLY JEALOUS THAT YOU ARE IMPROVING, SEE IN NAIRALAND THERE ARE PLAYERHATERS AND THOSE WHO BEEF FOR NOTHING. DAREQUAM USED TO BE AN ASSHOLE IN THE MUSIC RADIO SECTION,, NOW HE IS JEALOUS THAT OFOKA THE RETARDO KING IS THE CHOSEN LECTURER IN NAIRALAND , DARE PLS BRING YOUR  BEEF ALONG I WOULD EVEN EAT UR PORK, JEALOUS HEAD. GABBY TO SHOW U FURTHER WHAT PUNCHLINES ARE LEMME DROP SOME MORE PUNCHLINE FREESTYLE ON  THIS PUNK ASS PATHOLOGICAL PLAYERHATER dare kwame

@gabby , lets drop some cypha on this darequam playerhating modafcuker . i go first then u go second

OFOKA is A HIPHOP HEAD / DAREQUAM  is a motherfcuking jealous head
listen/ darequam ur flow is dead /ofoka bust rhymes as hot as lead
yo gabbryl, i will shake him up/
darequam is a bitch i would fuckin smack him up
coming against me / ur commiting a  felony
darequam's face is poorer than the nigerian economy 
dyabman is a shitting man/ this nigga spits more shit than dare's ass
punk asses /go check ur behind/cuzz nairaland knows i would Bleep em fast
gabrylwl feel my style and feel my flow/ofoka is the best and am here to show
i could rap fast and i could rap slow /everyone knows i got more green than glo
darequam is jealous cuzz i spit easy with effizy
i got more money than young money weezy
gabbryl check it /my flow is deep like a well
am so fly up /i tell angels to chop knuckle
dare looks like the nairaland version of steve urkle
darequam am the best i hope u understand
this is freestyle yo / i spit straight from my head
ask hybrid i spend more money than a banker
i make more crosses than nigerian left flankers
i dont just brag /.i show u am a hot rapper
he's a gay /darequam is a nairaland self-servicer 
like a river on the sea/ gabbry is feeling my flows
am her teacher on the mic /. am set to make glow
if she dont rap well /i wont hesitate to spank her
teach her hug her and go ahead to reward her
with the nairaland title of the sickest femcee
ask shaz and chiogo / gabbryl they cannot see !

DAREQUAM IS A BITCH AND I JUST bleeped HIM UP   

@gabrryl
its ur turn .hit him and dyabman hard!   they are our practice targets for today. make sure u go hard

I shall replace Darequam with Joseph6    And Ill take Dyabman!     

Joseph6 claims to be ma hard cold enemy,
He thinks that gabrywyl have super duper Multiple ID,
bashin me sayin that I  fake ma virginity,
Callin me a diabolic bitch announcin it publicly.
I dont give a shit what he thinks cause his mind dey full of jelousy,
Anyways, he reminded me of a Big Bafoon Triple B         (Triple B stands for Bitch Black Babboon)
Claiming to f.uck a baby goat contiunously
I think his sangolo is filled with kolomentality. . .
If Im a cultist I would make him die a slow death
I wont give him a chance to breathe his last breath
Im gonna cover him in dirt and cover him in a bog
And swear no one will remember him like Thomas the frog

Dyabman is a jobless bafoon and thats why he is known as Diaperman,
He only fit sell Diapers as much as he can,
Dissing and spitting out lamos has always been his trend,
If I see him real life, I swear I would flat him up with a crane,
Get a rope, tie him and send him to da pope,
He aint nowhere near dope, Cuz he look like a mope,
Dissin ma sista Acidrop was not okay, its sickening me,
Give you a dirty slap and push u down from a tree,
Make you fit know your full stupidity, U fugly Ugly Mugly!
Next time learn to respect others U big Oloshi Super Lepa Shandi!

Gabry:

I shall replace Darequam with Darequam   And Ill take Dyabman!     

Darequam claims to be ma hard cold enemy,
He thinks that gabrywyl have super duper Multiple ID,
bashin me sayin that I  fake ma virginity,
Callin me a diabolic bitch announcin it publicly.
I dont give a shit what he thinks cause his mind dey full of jelousy,
Anyways, he reminded me of a Big Bafoon Triple B         (Triple B stands for Bitch Black Babboon)
Claiming to f.uck a baby goat contiunously
I think his sangolo is filled with kolomentality. . .
If Im a cultist I would make him die a slow death
I wont give him a chance to breathe his last breath
Im gonna cover him in dirt and cover him in a bog
And swear no one will remember him like Thomas the frog

Darequam is a jobless bafoon and thats why he is known as Diaperman-DAREQUAM -GEDDIT ?,
He only fit sell Diapers as much as he can,
Dissing and spitting out lamos has always been his trend,
If I see him real life, I swear I would flat him up with a crane,
Get a rope, tie him and send him to da pope,
He aint nowhere near dope, Cuz he look like a mope,
Dissin ma sista Acidrop was not okay, its sickening me,
Give you a dirty slap and push u down from a tree,
Make you fit know your full stupidity, U fugly Ugly Mugly!
Next time learn to respect others U big Oloshi Super Lepa Shandi!

WOW THATS MY BEAUTIFUL GURL . WHERE IS SHAZ TO SEE WHAT MY RAP STUDENT HAS TURNED INTO . DAMN . HOT !
'''If Im a cultist I would make him die a slow death
I wont give him a chance to breathe his last breath '''''

now thats a bleeping punchline fcukin metaphor , rhyme hot /. way u go gurl . am over impressed . MRC RULES !

Get a rope, tie him and send him to da pope,
He aint nowhere near dope, Cuz he look like a mope,
Dissin ma sista Acidrop was not okay, its sickening me,
Give you a dirty slap and push u down from a tree,
Make you fit know your full stupidity, U fugly Ugly Mugly!

DAMN ACIDROP WILL BE PROUD OF U GAB!

DAREQUAM IS OFFICIALLY THE NEWEST ASSHOLE UP IN THIS BITCH ! NO ONE CAN COME IN BTW ME AND MY STUDENT IF U TRY IT U WILL GET CYPHA SLAPPED ! ANY MORE HATERS AT THE DOOR SEND THEM IN !

dareqam don enter one chance today for student and teacher hand. lwmao (laugh with my ass opened)

yo gabby add me to ur yim . there something i gotta tell u privately . bjpumpindogg at yahoo bcozzz of this nairaland spammertozoas