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Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 12:57pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Hello romancelanders.... I need help o. My bae would be travellin outta d country on monday morning and i really want to be at the airport when she finally leaves the shores of this country.... Please what Lie would i tell my Director at the working place so as to b absent from work the said day. I skipped work on friday to be with her at least for the last time with excuses of health issues and i know it might not work this time. Please help, ah love dz babe much, want to do this last thing for her |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Quadre: 12:59pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Go find make up artist make dem design u like say na molue jam u den snap urself send to ur oga. E dey work 4 me every time. |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by misspicy(f): 1:01pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Tell your boss that you want to go and collect an injection at the hospital...thats a good lie |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by benedictnsi(m): 1:02pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Be bold... . Tell him you need to be at the airport to bid farewell to your fiancee..... #gaskia If you can't, then follow that first suggestion above but you don't need any makeup artist. You only need RED-OIL , GV, and BANDAGES & SAFETY-PINs...... It will give you even one free week to see your gf off and chyk oda girls around 2 Likes |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by naijaboiy: 1:03pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Tell him your mum is critically i'll at the hospital. Or you have an appointment with the doctor. |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Nobody: 1:03pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
misspicy: misspicy you can lie oo You fit win award |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by misspicy(f): 1:05pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
gassdon:Thank you,af been in his shoes so i know how it pinches |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by gab264(m): 1:07pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:Tell ur boss that u have suspected case of Ebola" that u will be quarantine for 24hours" |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Nobody: 1:09pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Help with lies? Lol.... Solve ur problem yourself. |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Nobody: 1:10pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
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Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by cruzyteejay(m): 1:16pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Lie?....nah nah,since you already registered a lie on Friday,about medical issues,all you do is just to extend the thread a bit by telling that you are going for check up due to the lie you already registered on Friday to know if you are truly ok |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by jamex93(m): 1:39pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Tell ur OGA say him wife moda die So u want go visit ha |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by phillipay: 1:56pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Just go with her to tge airport and if you are queried later at that moment am sure you can think of what to say...dnt start worrying yourself about wat to say now it would surely come when the tension arises |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 5:17pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
gab264:Kai, dz 1 is strong... Ele yi gidi gan |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 5:19pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Haa, Oga naijaboiy, na my mama u want make i use? Try n be soft na |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by naijaboiy: 5:21pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Skimpledawg:Sorry no vex! Shey na you dey find excuse na! I was only trying to help |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 5:37pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
naijaboiy:U harsh o .... Buh cwiosly ehh, i just av to see her off at d airport buh ma oga too harsh |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by pamcode(m): 1:21pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
gab264:lol the man will release him without thinking.But still what made you think of this sha, very hilarious |
Re: Help With Lies Please... My Head Is Choked by Skimpledawg(m): 3:33pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
pamcode:Lols... It rily got me scared. Very funny |
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