As Religious as Nigeria maybe, with all the churches, mosques plus shrines even, there are lies we tell unconsciously these days and even the recipient (the person receiving the lie) most times can tel that the giver (the one telling the lie) is lying. But these lies have become normalities cos even the recipient at some time may be a giver at some oda time. Anyway, lemme go straight to these 'Normal' lies;
1) I dey come abeg, I dey road-
This one na number 1 LIE since GSM enter Nigeria.U go dey Apapa dey wait ur guy whey dey stay berger,d guy go wan baff, him go tel u say him dey road, if u tel am say u no dey hear noise, him go say 'the HOLD UP too tight, driver don off motor sef, passengers don sleep' while the idiot stil dey house dey baff...na normal tin now.

2) I no get credit-
This one na norms now, especially guys, if no be Chinenye,Bimbo,Fatimah or Ekaite give dem missed call, dem go HARDLY call back.
Me (on phone): Guy hw far na?
My Guy : I dey bro, idiot pikin, this one whey
U remember me today...
Me. : Ur papa! , u no see my missed
Calls abi...(Laffing)
My Guy. : hahahahahahaha...baba no vex joor
I see am but 'I NO GET CREDIT' and
the small one whey bin dey na
Mercy I bin use am call, no vex jare,
As u no get booobs na...lol
Me. : Ur papa...woman rapper, later joor,
I NO GET CREDIT o! Lol.


3)NETWORK sef!
All my guys whey dey owe people like the last administration...lol. U know wot m abt to talk abt.
That year for skool whey u go collect like 3k from
Ur guy to pay in two weeks' time, wen the guy start dey call, after like 18 missed calls(Anoda Lie...lol) U go finally pick , u go con give am lie #2 (I no get cred to call back). Immediately the guy just says 'hw far my money?', na only u go just start dey form 'eh, eh, u say?, I no hear, eh, THIS NETWORK eh!!!' ...then stylishly cut the call.

4) U just dey chop ur money , u don fat up oh...-
This one dey vex me sometimes sef, na so last month I see one of my guys, as I slim like dis with my 64kg body, na him d guy just start dey wash him mama. 'Guyyyyyyy!!! See as U freshhhhh mehn!!! U JUST DEY CHOP UR MONEY, U DON FAT UP gan!!!'
I just give the guy Ariel,Bucket and water make him dey wash him papa dey go...lol

5) I tel u say na five abi?? Dats anoda Lie.Aswear I wil neva tel anoda Lie. No vex abeg...na only four. I go add anoda one later...dats anoda Lie!!! Lol.
Abeg make una add una own abeg...the moral of this story is We can become woteva we wanna be even by lying like someone I admire so much in recent times...Alhaji LIE Moh'd...Just a Joke abeg...was kinda bored today and EPL no sweet me as Ighalo no score and Klopp no win.

Hmm...I avnt lied 2day sha

Lollll@the biggest lie,the worst lie i have ever heard was told by a president.

Sunexy:
Hmm...I avnt lied 2day sha

who ask u?

Mznelly, i saw dat pic. I feel like gving it to u on a low key.

Mo fe ko fun e for real.

Emodeee:
Mznelly, i saw dat pic. I feel like gving it to u on a low key.

Mo fe ko fun e for real.

Giving what to me?

Jollyjoy:
who ask u?

Are u asking me or the audience??
I dnt understand

falconey:
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Aswear to God!!! We dey lie for Africa!! Lol

On point

Sunexy:
Hmm...I avnt lied 2day sha

Lol... U go stil Lie sha............
















U go LIE down sleep today...lol

MzNelly:


Giving what to me?

i thought u said u r eighteen, u should understand.

Relate the picture to ma giving it to u.

Beesluv:
On point

Tank U ma... Hope say u no dey for me sha...lol

Number 1 no b lie naw... Na prophecy... Ure prophesying dat u will "dey road"

Ayaf lied today sef.... Na God go save person

Those who like to show they've travelled a lot
We were going on an excursion from ksu to UI after traveling for a long time some of us began to complain then a course mate who claimed she knew all the villages, towns and cities along that road told us not to worry that in 30mins we shall get to ibadan unfortunately we traveled for 2hrs only to see a sign post with "welcome to ondo boldly written on it then I asked Nife how far on
That was how we changed her name to" Goliath Nife" because her name is actually nifemi

Jollyjoy:
Lollll@the biggest lie,the worst lie i have ever heard was told by a president.

Lol... Abeg who be the president??

CountDracula:
Number 1 no b lie naw... Na prophecy... Ure prophesying dat u will "dey road"

Lol...meaning say Pastors dey lie on a regular be dat na

respect80:
Those who like to show they've travelled a lot
We were going on an excursion from ksu to UI after traveling for a long time some of us began to complain then a course mate who claimed she knew all the villages, towns and cities along that road told us not to worry that in 30mins we shall get to ibadan unfortunately we traveled for 2hrs only to see a sign post with "welcome to ondo boldly written on it then I asked Nife how far on
That was how we changed her name to" Goliath Nife" because her name is actually nifemi

See LiE abeg...Him name suppose be Mr Lai Goliath Elijah Linus Olaitan!

Am always guilty of number 1
But my boo understands

2muchopoTBdope:

See LiE abeg...Him name suppose be Mr Lai Goliath Elijah Linus Olaitan!

Ar swearr
Even olaide

memyselfndi:
Am always guilty of number 1
But my boo understands

Leh me say I no dey guilty of any of those. Truth!



The one lie I know I'm addicted to is one I do in self defense which is when u ask me if I get money to borrow U, I never go get! In fact I go dey folo u dey blame economy say outside dry no be small . Ppl don teach me never to borrow, I rather give ! Sorry I rambled op!

See lieSee lieSee lie

I nvr lie in my life.