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What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Icon4s(m): 7:55am On Oct 18, 2015 |
There are so many great stories in the Old testament Bible. And my favorite is David Vs Goliath! One of the great wonders of our God. Which is your favorite? |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Tallesty1(m): 7:56am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Creation |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Beesluv: 8:02am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 8:25am On Oct 18, 2015 |
shadrack, mishak and abadinegor 1 Like |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 9:07am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Mine is the story of King David! |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:16am On Oct 18, 2015 |
-That part where a man and his donkey had some real heart to heart conversation. . . That was cute.. - When some dude lodged in the belly of a fish for 3 days and didn't take any selfie. .seriously shiit did get real... -Or that part 2bears mauled 42 children who didn't have legs to run but waited in line for their turn to get mauled one after the other.. -1 ship took in all animals in the world in pairs, had enough provisions to last a year and was manned only by 4 men and 4 women... this is real!!! Praise da lord - New testament is that time Jesus was praying in PRIVATE and somehow somebody who was supposed to be sleeping knew what Jesus prayed in private and wrote about it.... Seems legit 9 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 9:29am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Genesis 7:21-23 God drowns the entire population of the earth: men, women, children. Numbers 16:41-49 The Israelites complain that God is killing too many of them. So, God sends a plague that kills 14,000 more of them. Joshua 10:10-11 God helps the Israelites slaughter the Amorites by sword, then finishes them off with rocks from the sky. Judges 19:22-29 A mob demands to rape a godly master’s guest. The master offers his daughter and a concubine to them instead. They take the concubine and gang-rape her all night. The master finds her on his doorstep in the morning, cuts her into 12 pieces, and ships the pieces around the country. And my personal favorite GOD sends 2 bears to kill 42 youths for mocking Elisha. [img]http://2.bp..com/-HU935ig_VJA/T08Ng7M23bI/AAAAAAAAAXw/5NJLxECuhy0/s640/biblebears.png[/img] What a FAITHFUL GOD we serve. 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 9:32am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Ever noticed how the older we grew, the smaller Goliath became... 1 Like |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 9:33am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:37am On Oct 18, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: Moses brings the 10 commandment that outlaws murder, comes down immediately from the mountain and murders 300 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 9:42am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:Moses and God killed more Israelites than the Egyptians. 1 Like |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by simplex2: 9:42am On Oct 18, 2015 |
That moment when a certain Lot got drunk and was thoroughly fvcked by his daughters reversed cowgirl style. You got to love it; I love threeso.me like madt! |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:46am On Oct 18, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer:Don't forget a rib turned into a woman.. shiit i even thought evolution was ridiculous ... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 9:47am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:Adam was the first to eat ribs.. 1 Like |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:49am On Oct 18, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: And then a snake who somehow could talk told the rib woman to eat and apple and she did and God got mad.. was real mad that he had to murder his son for it but heck that didn't do it he is still mad ... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Nobody: 9:52am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:Lol. First he flooded us, then his son does James Bond on our behalf, but still he will send us to burning fire for the rest of eternity. The all-Sufficient craves worship like crack, even his Son said he will turn stones to worship HIM if we don't. lmfao.. what a sick baby.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Krystalzkris(f): 10:00am On Oct 18, 2015 |
i love the part where an angel appeared to Joseph and told him to escape with his wife and Jesus in the dream... He didn't tell anyone,then how come its in the bible.. And lest we forget,he was also warned of his fiancee's pregnancy in the dream,he didnt tell anyone to avoid the death of his wife,yet we all know.. |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Krystalzkris(f): 10:01am On Oct 18, 2015 |
i love the part where an angel appeared to Joseph and told him to escape with his wife and Jesus in the DREAM... He didn't tell anyone,then how come its in the bible.. And lest we forget,he was also warned of his fiancee's pregnancy in the DREAM,he didnt tell anyone to avoid the death of his wife,yet we all know.. |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:12am On Oct 18, 2015 |
sonOfLucifer: At least the God ea started minding his business after flooding us...... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:13am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Krystalzkris: And somehow the authors knew mary's sex life and knew so well she was a virgin... damn!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Krystalzkris(f): 10:24am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:of course the authors should know.. When writing a novel,don't you know the part the characters should play? 1 Like |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by malvisguy212: 10:29am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:the talking donkey and the rest is a supernatural event, your corrupted mind and bias attitude is making you not to see the truth. Jesus pray in private and it was recorded in the bible because the writer were inspired by God. 1 Like |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:30am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Krystalzkris: And who dah Bleep in their right senses would someone tell they got pregnant by some God and they believe it... if you cannot believe it if you fiancee told you i still wonder how one could believe the fable.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:34am On Oct 18, 2015 |
malvisguy212: There is no place i ever mentioned doubting the stories on that post now you got defensive... I only listed out my favourite parts and you start shouting "corrupt" "biased" talk about insecurity ... . . . Why is your belief so flimsy that you are just too insecure in it..
Yes yes this is true praise the lord... !!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by Krystalzkris(f): 10:36am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:its just a made up story sha,its bound to have flaws... And Mary just blinked her eyes and voila,a baby started growing in her |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:39am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Krystalzkris: But somehow people doubt the story of God (Zeus) getting Alcmene pregnant 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by malvisguy212: 10:39am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:alright, continue to mock God word, its is your choice. |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by malvisguy212: 10:42am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Yesterday night, I dream an atheist is on the run, he look terrified. Let just keep our fingers cross. |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:43am On Oct 18, 2015 |
malvisguy212: Ok saying that a guy and his donkey had some conversations is mocking God's word? Or is this not really God's word mocking itself... SMH 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:45am On Oct 18, 2015 |
malvisguy212: You see this people ^^^^ this is called prophecy ... Hallelujah!!! When was the last time you took malaria drugs bro? 5 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by malvisguy212: 10:46am On Oct 18, 2015 |
johnydon22:do you believe in the supernatural power of God ? |
Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:49am On Oct 18, 2015 |
malvisguy212: Yes actually that's why i believe Hercules helped Atlas hold up the earth during his tasks and oh yes God got Alcmene mother of Hercules pregnant. and Perseus had a flying horse..... If i didn't believe in the supernatural power of God how come i believe all these stories... 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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