well i have dated my fair share of 9ja gals from various tribes and different parts of the country,even ones old enuf to be my mum but a constant K with Dem if that they r neva sure bout anything, can i get a witness

seunwizzle:

even ones old enuf to be my mum

Yep. . . .I've finally seen it all

so you dated your mum's age mate?

and you have mouth to broadcast that on the web?

ok!!!

@topic

Your money and your sperm.

Apart from that, nothing intelligible worthy of note!

At the rate you're going, your sperm wouldn't be worth a kobo (if it's even worths anything right now) real soon.

*Toyinrayo:

At the rate you're going, your sperm wouldn't be worth a kobo (if it's even worths anything right now) real soon.

Of course you will know how much a sperm is worth since you deal and trade on sperms gotten both legally and illegally from men on a daily basis.

One minute your a drunk in rehab detoxing, next minute, your profering your expertise in the sale of sperms and its attendant economical value.

I de fear you o!

How do you measure the sperms if i may ask? Is it your p**ssy barometre you store them or you secretly suck men's d**ks at night to force out the sperm for sale to your mammy water group or hid the used condoms in your bags as a trophy collection to auction on ebay?

Anyway, since i know your a drunkard in rehab detoxing also selling and measuring the economic value of sperms in a hallucination mood, i won't be shocked if you start talking biting off men's dick during a MouthAction session. Your just one in a million !

I am sure they looked at you once and decided on the name spermatozoa!

jack tweed:

Of course you will know how much a sperm is worth since you deal and trade on sperms gotten both legally and illegally from men on a daily basis.

One minute your a drunk in rehab detoxing, next minute, your profering your expertise in the sale of sperms and its attendant economical value.

I de fear you o!

How do you measure the sperms if i may ask? Is it your p**ssy barometre you store them or you secretly suck men's d**ks at night to force out the sperm for sale to your mammy water group or hid the used condoms in your bags as a trophy collection to auction on ebay?

Anyway, since i know your a drunkard in rehab detoxing also selling and measuring the economic value of sperms in a hallucination mood, i won't be shocked if you start talking biting off men's privates during a MouthAction session. Your just one in a million !

I am sure they looked at you once and decided on the name spermatozoa!

Were you the Valedictorian of your Village school?

You and your speeches.

Money.

*Toyinrayo:

Were you the Valedictorian of your Village school?

You and your speeches.

Yes i was Not my Village School: Point of correction: OUR VILLAGE SCHOOL

Have you forgotten so easily? Remember you were the senior prefect of our village school and your father contributed a huge sum of money to rebuild the thatched roof of our poor school. How can you forget so easily now that you won visa lottery to make your life better small. Thats being pompous and hideous to the village school that thought you all you know, how to dress, eat, talk and f***k

I dont think your father will be very happy to hear how you are dissing our old school when he spent a forune to send you to that village school and train you with it!

Ingrate!

Our Village school?

Abeg o, dnt group me in with you ppl.

Bunch of village idiots

*Toyinrayo:

Our Village school?

Abeg o, dnt group me in with you ppl.

Bunch of village idiots

What a way to honor your late father's memory

After he spent his life fortune trying to educate you and rebuild our poor school, you disown him patapata

He must be rolling his grave after reading this crap about him and his people!

Bloody Ingrate!

And you actually think insulting my father is going to get tome?

When will you "tweedo dumbs" grow up?

You're slacking. What happened to your paragraphs

I thought it was adam brody? Are you getting high from your detox injection? Now we are back to Twedum Make up your mind. This hallucination is really throwing you off board.

Meanwhile whose insulting your father? Isnt it a fact? Is your Popsie dead? Isnt he the one who paid for your education in that our village school? Did he use up all his life savings to build the school roof till he became broke and died?

Which one be yab your popsie again? Woman abeg stop am o!

What a Moronic pillock!

jack tweed:

I thought it was adam brody? Are you getting high from your detox injection? Now we are back to Twedum Make up your mind. This hallucination is really throwing you off board.

Meanwhile whose insulting your father? Isnt it a fact? Is your Popsie dead? Isnt he the one who paid for your education in that our village school? Did he use up all his life savings to build the school roof till he became broke and died?

Which one be yab your popsie again? Woman abeg stop am o!

What a Moronic pillock!

I'd suggest you go up and read your post again.

Are you also [b]Going Green [/b]with your posts? Well, recycling is not a bad idea sha, but it gets boring after a while .

So. . . .tweedo dumb, what other ways are you growing green?

*Toyinrayo:

I'd suggest you go up and read your post again.

Are you also [b]Going Green [/b]with your posts? Well, recycling is not a bad idea sha, but it gets boring after a while .

So. . . .tweedo dumb, what other ways are you growing green?

Mumu. . . lol


What a very lame and sorry way to give up a fight. You started brightly but ended up very poorly.

Next time you cross my path, i will make you a sacrificial ewe and place your head on a plate for your olofofo cabal to cry over you.

Silly ass!

One more thing! Whats my name. . . lol

Were we fighting?

Hmm, and I thought I was just getting under your skin

So you don't rem. your own identity?

Why am I not surprised?

*Toyinrayo:

Were we fighting?

Hmm, and I thought I was just getting under your skin

So you don't rem. your own identity?

Why am I not surprised?

Now i know the drugs are working big time.

From Hallucination to Dementia. . . lol

Next stop for you. . .Swine flu

So you can't remember any of the previous names on nairaland you compared me to? Are you having a fuzzy washed out mind?


It has being fun. . .knowing how daft you can be. . . maybe some other time we would pick up from your deluded mind, by then, i hope the doctors in lab coats would have successfully detoxed you and replaced your cotton wool memory with partial intelligence or liquid fluids from a chicken's brain because you dont deserve anything less!

Asswipe!

Swine flu?

Dnt worry, I'm not planning on getting in touch with you.

I couldn't possibly afford that, can't afford being infected at all.

LOL! This is simply sweet. . . .you know not your identity yet you continue to chit chat abt hallucination?

Can't blame you at all.

~they nid 2f**kin get laid~

@Toyin and Jack

They need to go offline and really meet face to face. Love to be a fly on the wall. Na wa for una ooo. I see you guys carried this to even another thread, kai. Una don marry before for past life or something? Abi una be kindred spirit

Orisirisi

same question i ask myself, but while i am waiting to get answers just like you, can toyin and jack, continue with the entertainments. they so funny

witness ke?


Look at you! You are not ashamed to tell all that you dated your mother's frend. arrad nonsense!
naughty boy!!!

They need your

love
money
koboko
being caring
and spend all the days of your life with them

nothin

@ Poster

What do you mean by "not sure of anything" what in particular are you talking about?

They are confused

we want love
cuddling
respect
a presentable guy
E T C

just be urself, never lie

I want a man who:

Looks like Morris Chestnut
Dark Like chocolate
Possesses the personality of my father,
And got money like Bill Gates

MONEY LIKE BILL GATES

funny

y me:



MONEY LIKE BILL GATES

funny

na be true?

because we both know 99.9% would not qualify. lol