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Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress: 12:26pm On Oct 31, 2015
If you were offered 1billion naira for you to burn your educational certificates which include first leaving certificate, o level, A level, degree, post graduate. Will you willingly destroy them? will all these certificates ever bring 1 billion naira to you before you die? don't forget the saying that ' a bird at hand is better than 100 birds in the bush. What is your take?



NB: If you accept the money you shouldn't go back to school or use any form of certificate that is carrying your name.

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by falconey(m): 12:27pm On Oct 31, 2015
I will even burn my house rent receipt join.


Even birth certificate will not be spared!

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by czarr(m): 12:31pm On Oct 31, 2015
I will even burn down my school join grin

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by AfroKnight: 12:31pm On Oct 31, 2015
Lol. Entrepreneurs don't need their certificates to work. Bring the 1 billion let's multiply it. grin

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Cutehector(m): 12:34pm On Oct 31, 2015
With all pleasure... angry

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 12:41pm On Oct 31, 2015
after distroying it, if anybody come tell say...."i know dis guy oh...na graduate him be oh" i go burn d person join...lolz

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by talk2tosep(m): 12:44pm On Oct 31, 2015
I like yu bro..
czarr:
I will even burn down my school join grin

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress: 12:46pm On Oct 31, 2015
I'll burn the ministry of education and kill all my teachers in order to erase all evidence.... My numerous classmates should also run for their lives or else....

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 12:52pm On Oct 31, 2015
Who wouldn't?? undecided

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by rockyh(m): 12:53pm On Oct 31, 2015
Neverrrrrrr will i allow d certificate b wif me again will destry ot wif pms

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 12:54pm On Oct 31, 2015
OP, don't you know how much 1 billion Naira is Even my pastor would say "God works in mysterious ways".

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 2:38pm On Oct 31, 2015
Neverrrrr cos with d certificate i can get double.

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 2:45pm On Oct 31, 2015
No offence Op. Buh na only igboo and weed smokers u go c dey ask dis kind question. Wen dem don dey high u go c one wen breese wan push troway go tak one drag com puff am for air com be like " omo guy wot if u jus pick one million for ground abi wot if dem jus dash u one milla?". Truth is no body go dash u. And who go hold one milla allow am mek e fall? Na winchi winchi tins?

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 2:58pm On Oct 31, 2015
U wicked ooo, i cnt just stop laughing
Anyss:
No offence Op. Buh na only igboo and weed smokers u go c dey ask dis kind question. Wen dem don dey high u go c one wen breese wan push troway go tak one drag com puff am for air com be like " omo guy wot if u jus pick one million for ground abi wot if dem jus dash u one milla?". Truth is no body go dash u. And who go hold one milla allow am mek e fall? Na winchi winchi tins?

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 3:04pm On Oct 31, 2015
Oma307:
U wicked ooo, i cnt just stop laughing

Lolz. Na reality naaw. Dis kind critical period whu go gree dash u I billion just like dat? And even if person attempt am. Fear go gree u collect?

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by czarr(m): 3:07pm On Oct 31, 2015
akpobi:
Neverrrrr cos with d certificate i can get double.
keep telling yourself that angry grin

Maybe that's what your parents told you grin

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 3:24pm On Oct 31, 2015
czarr:
keep telling yourself that angry grin

Maybe that's what your parents told you grin

No offence tho buh if every nigerian thinks like you dont you think the country would have been wayyyy worse than this!!

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by SLIDEwaxie(m): 4:54pm On Oct 31, 2015
I go burn your own join sef

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 5:00pm On Oct 31, 2015
czarr:
I will even burn down my school join grin
See dis one ooo grin grin grin

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 5:01pm On Oct 31, 2015
kingcypress:
I'll burn the ministry of education and kill all my teachers in order to erase all evidence.... My numerous classmates should also run for their lives or else....
grin grin grin hilarious!!

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by valdes00(m): 6:18pm On Oct 31, 2015
1billion is too much sef..... jus mak am 50million..... lobatan....

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress: 10:35am On Nov 01, 2015
kingcypress:
I'll burn the ministry of education and kill all my teachers in order to erase all evidence.... My numerous classmates should also run for their lives or else....
I'll also employ anybody dat was offered the same 1billion and refused, as my driver. I'll offer him 80 thousand naira per month. The only condition of the driving job is dat he must be a degree holder.

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by braine(m): 10:57am On Nov 01, 2015
Hilarious replies.

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 11:07am On Nov 01, 2015
I'll destroy them. Collect the money. And go acquire new ones. cheesy
kingcypress:
If you were offered 1billion naira for you to burn your educational certificates which include first leaving certificate, o level, A level, degree, post graduate. Will you willingly destroy them? will all these certificates ever bring 1 billion naira to you before you die? don't forget the saying that ' a bird at hand is better than 100 birds in the bush. What is your take?
NB: If you accept the money you shouldn't go back to school or use any form of certificate that is carrying your name.

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by HCpaul(m): 11:10am On Nov 01, 2015
The truth of the matter is that for all who possess the mindset of an enterpreneur will do that without esitating.


But it's actually two people that can do dat, "Inventors and enterpreneur's."



I will even burn the certificate of the man that want to give me the money.
Who knows, his mind may be flexible and may later be demanding a certificate to give in the following year.


I may also burn the minister of education, minister of finance and all paper in the country just to show my sincerity.



SHEBI BILL GATE LATER WENT TO HARVARD AND COLLECTED HONOURNARY DEGREE.
Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Nobody: 11:15am On Nov 01, 2015
I will burn everything including Nairaland along seun and lalasticlala certificate if at all they have any tongue

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Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress: 12:36pm On Nov 01, 2015
HCpaul:
The truth of the matter is that for all who possess the mindset of an enterpreneur will do that without esitating.


But it's actually two people that can do dat, "Inventors and enterpreneur's."



I will even burn the certificate of the man that want to give me the money.
Who knows, his mind may be flexible and may later be demanding a certificate to give in the following year.


I may also burn the minister of education, minister of finance and all paper in the country just to show my sincerity.



SHEBI BILL GATE LATER WENT TO HARVARD AND COLLECTED HONOURNARY DEGREE.
Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress: 12:36pm On Nov 01, 2015
HCpaul:
The truth of the matter is that for all who possess the mindset of an enterpreneur will do that without esitating.


But it's actually two people that can do dat, "Inventors and enterpreneur's."



I will even burn the certificate of the man that want to give me the money.
Who knows, his mind may be flexible and may later be demanding a certificate to give in the following year.


I may also burn the minister of education, minister of finance and all paper in the country just to show my sincerity.



SHEBI BILL GATE LATER WENT TO HARVARD AND COLLECTED HONOURNARY DEGREE.
lolz
Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by Donpressman(m): 1:00pm On Nov 01, 2015
saintuu:
after distroying it, if anybody come tell say...."i know dis guy oh...na graduate him be oh" i go burn d person join...lolz
You harsh die grin
Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by czarr(m): 5:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
akpobi:


No offence tho buh if every nigerian thinks like you dont you think the country would have been wayyyy worse than this!!
NO.
Most Nigerians are not realistic to start with, thats why we are where we are
You still have a preconceived notion of what it takes to succeed.

How can you boldly say a certificate can get you double of that amount.

Truth is if you can make that amount,you can do it with or without a certificate. Smh

If you think wealth Creation has anything to do with certificate, then you need to be enlightened more...
Re: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by czarr(m): 5:52pm On Nov 01, 2015
prettythicksme:
See dis one ooo grin grin grin
yes na grin
Abi wetin you go do?

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