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Important Anouncement!!! by gflames89(m): 11:54pm On Oct 31, 2015
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

NATURE:

1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Other properties includes:

1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.

ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl
Re: Important Anouncement!!! by skondo09(m): 12:11am On Nov 01, 2015
Strong affinity to cash
Re: Important Anouncement!!! by Nobody: 8:29am On Nov 01, 2015
Gi
Re: Important Anouncement!!! by DonMaxxy(m): 8:46am On Nov 01, 2015
Fickle and nags a lot.

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