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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by charlesucheh(m): 11:11am On Nov 09, 2015
ABracadAbra!! Tortoise of life.
The more you ROBB The lesser the power of your foolish tortoise.
May be the Tortoise reached it saturation point without you knowing.- law of Diminishing returns.
#sorryogaarmed robber.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by ifISLAPYOU(f): 11:11am On Nov 09, 2015
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 11:12am On Nov 09, 2015
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by NaLaugh: 11:13am On Nov 09, 2015
Dear dark continent.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 09, 2015
fool.....
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Joeace3000(m): 11:17am On Nov 09, 2015
When blaming God is no longer enough... u stylishly blame a harmless tortoise



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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Eddy2cute(m): 11:18am On Nov 09, 2015
When the guy dey consult that kind sick tortoise why dem no go catch am? Mugu
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by DocHMD: 11:21am On Nov 09, 2015
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by jamaljalal(m): 11:22am On Nov 09, 2015
so ur Tortosie no tell u say dey g catch u......lol grin grin grin
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by chiadikobi1990: 11:25am On Nov 09, 2015
People should learn from this story.juju will fail you human being will fail you but God will not fail
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by olaola003: 11:39am On Nov 09, 2015
Everyday for the thief,one day for the owner grin


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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Lekan111(m): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2015
The tortoise had it i mind to speak in the fullness of time
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by j4sure(m): 11:42am On Nov 09, 2015
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by tmxme(m): 11:52am On Nov 09, 2015
That's what happens when you refuse to share the tortoise from the money angry

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by SHAAWA: 11:53am On Nov 09, 2015
Why we dey see tortoise not Aliyu....abi na de tortoise go go jail?
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by lemolemo: 11:59am On Nov 09, 2015
That tortoise need its freedom, away from this sick weirdo. And there is no juju for thief disappearing in police cells, it's simple corrupt system.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by ekaromail: 12:06pm On Nov 09, 2015
Hmmmm... There is nothing we won't see or hear of. Next time he won't trust in juju.






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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by wokomabest(m): 12:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
Is the tortoise also under arrest for the crime.so the tortoise will also be charged to court too. Craze people
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by phyzdot: 12:12pm On Nov 09, 2015
bushdoc9919:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Kukuma the robber...

Kukuma wants to go and rob Chief Alalio'shouse...

Kukuma: I wan go for operation, make I consult the Tortoise...

(enters the ''shrine'')

Kukuma : O Great Tortosie....should I go for the operation at Chief Alalio's house...?

Tortoisesadin tortosie language). Mummuke d's otismme kxrdat dmurke soolke (Why is this bipedal abberation disturbing my sleep. Besides I cannot even understand his tongue. Maybe if I nod...he will go away).

Tortoise nods.

Kukuma : Thank you great tortoise. I am grateful (takes gun and heads out).

Unfortunately, Kukuma was caught by the Police.

Kukuma and tortoise at the station.

SARGE: Do you admit to robbing Chief'shouse?

Kukuma :No...I did not do anything....na this useless tortoise wey decieve me o!

Tortosie: Mekjhu dii lxsertusoe meinqie saeuytlkeser (I want to eat cabbage).


What are you saying self
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by miqos02(m): 12:13pm On Nov 09, 2015
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Rotimi47: 12:27pm On Nov 09, 2015
Yoruba elders do say that a person who used an animal to make a charm that pushes death away should remember that that animal was killed before he/she could use it for the charm; meaning- only God is supreme.

No man is invincible for life.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Hardaybizi(m): 12:36pm On Nov 09, 2015
ABJDOT:
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Allosaurus: 12:47pm On Nov 09, 2015
His name is Aliu, a Yoloba man with oblong head and scarred face. Juju people. Tufiakwa!
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by adewumiopeyemi(m): 1:02pm On Nov 09, 2015
one da for d thief one da for d owner... grin grin
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by omobenluv(f): 1:02pm On Nov 09, 2015
You and your tortoise don enter one chance.
This is a lesson for people who believes in voodoo , please give your life to God and repent from your evil ways .
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by jayzblack(m): 1:04pm On Nov 09, 2015
ehyaa... bro. even ordinary elementry u no go, u 4 knw the folk story of tortoise. A trickish and a dicivin animal so ever. wat am i even typing self
Bros. wait it seems u dey Bleep woman 4 him front...No wonder..Na u cus am.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Gidi3020(m): 1:12pm On Nov 09, 2015
Olopa should take the tortise in for further interogation.....#another one from the deceptive tortise and the tortiserious criminal
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by babadee1(m): 1:23pm On Nov 09, 2015
Allosaurus:
His name is Aliu, a Yoloba man with oblong head and scarred face. Juju people. Tufiakwa!

How exactly is he Yoruba?
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by dragunov: 1:29pm On Nov 09, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
YORUBA AND THIEVERY jost be like 5&6, inseparable!

sign: chairman
association of name checker, jupiter branch.
So for your mind the person arrested is a Yoruba man. Now i know your stupidity is abysmal. Carry on.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by ijoba22(m): 1:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
YORUBA AND THIEVERY jost be like 5&6, inseparable!
sign: chairman
association of name checker, jupiter branch.
fool if u dnt know something you better shut up and learn dat is ebira in kogi not yoruba cant u see along okene, lokoja and edo who is living there ?na ebira jor
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by klax(m): 1:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
This slowpoke is mad so tortoise send out fir robbery Ok tell that same tortoise to rescue you now. Bro you are a gonner. Lazy fool.

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