boboLIL:
Ur tortoise misled u dis time.... Bliv in God.. He won't mislead u

you mean he should have consulted God before going for Robbery Operations?

dacovajnr:
you mean he should have consulted God before going for Robbery Operations?

lols,,,, if he bliv in God , he will not av the thought of stealing

boboLIL:
lols,,,, if he bliv in God , he will not av the thought of stealing

But you know some Criminals do pray to God before they rob and they end up carrying out the Operation successfully...

dacovajnr:
But you know some Criminals like dacovajnr etc do pray to God before they rob and they end up carrying out the Operation successfully...

I dnt knw oh lolss

boboLIL:
I dnt knw oh lolss

You should know now since dacovajnr n boboLiL both carried out the last operation that took place inside Aso-Villa..Alakoba1

dacovajnr:
You should know now since dacovajnr n boboLiL both carried out the last operation that took place inside Aso-Villa..Alakoba1

lols guy free me,,,, u don win

HOT HEADLINE.... Some PEOPLE have suggested that KEKE should be BAN in UYO..because of their complicacy and NOISE pollution...THAT ONLY TAXI SHOULD BE DRIVING...to make it A CITY.

GIVE YOUR OPPINION..

boboLIL:
lols guy free me,,,, u don win

hahahaha na victory for 2..peace!

boboLIL:
Ur tortoise misled u dis time.... Bliv in God.. He won't mislead u

bliv in God for robbery? Or wat

Na him own Octopus Paul Tortoise Paul be that na

The tortoise is a slow animal..so what do you expect??it was too slow to pass the information to the robber... ..tortoise just be like using EDGE to browse ..congratulations MR ROBBER on getting caught u can enjoy cold beans in jail fr atleast 10years

SINGING-IN TIMAYA'S VOICE... "BABALAWO POWER, (TORTOISE) POWER OOO, MAMI WATER POWER OOOO, I WILL NEVER BOW DOWN"

bushdoc9919:


Kukuma the robber...

Kukuma wants to go and rob Chief Alalio'shouse...

Kukuma: I wan go for operation, make I consult the Tortoise...

(enters the ''shrine'')

Kukuma : O Great Tortosie....should I go for the operation at Chief Alalio's house...?

Tortoisein tortosie language). Mummuke d's otismme kxrdat dmurke soolke (Why is this bipedal abberation disturbing my sleep. Besides I cannot even understand his tongue. Maybe if I nod...he will go away).

Tortoise nods.

Kukuma : Thank you great tortoise. I am grateful (takes gun and heads out).

Unfortunately, Kukuma was caught by the Police.

Kukuma and tortoise at the station.

SARGE: Do you admit to robbing Chief'shouse?

Kukuma :No...I did not do anything....na this useless tortoise wey decieve me o!

Tortosie: Mekjhu dii lxsertusoe meinqie saeuytlkeser (I want to eat cabbage).

Loooooool. Funny u.

Islie:





http://sunnewsonline.com/new/i-consult-tortoise-before-i-go-for-operation-robbery-suspect/

my King,this is meat,we gonar have turtle berbecue and soup tonight.

lol, reminds me of that nkem owoh's movie odi eshi

Humanbeing1st:
YORUBA AND THIEVERY jost be like 5&6, inseparable!

sign: chairman
association of name checker, jupiter branch.

u dull and na capital M.U.M.U be ur name Nasim aliu from kogi State that one sounds like yoruba to u? No be ur fault na dat disease still dey worry u.....Sanngo ni o pao

Nawa o...... Earn real money online. http://PayRefe.net/index.php?ref=282267

Police wicked oh
At 2am? Even the tortoise is fast asleep and maybe snoring sef.
Both tortoise and owner caught off guard.

MARKone:
Lol

Him mama no tell am all those folklores, even NTA's Tales by moonlight, him for done understand say the tortoise is a very deceptive and cunning animal. OK he should ask Mr. Tortoise the next line of action, how to escape judgement.

Exactly...sounds like something I would tell my lil cousins to make them stop throwing rocks at tortoises...

Mumu...how old is he sef? For trusting in a tortoise, a fool @ your age is definitely a fool for ever. Bloody rog

Humanbeing1st:
YORUBA AND THIEVERY jost be like 5&6, inseparable!

sign: chairman
association of name checker, jupiter branch.

Haba babe! Must u insult a tribe,or didnt u see e is clearly an ebira guy......
Next time,read wt ur eyes wide open!

grayht:
smh vehemently

bushdoc9919:


Kukuma the robber...

Kukuma wants to go and rob Chief Alalio'shouse...

Kukuma: I wan go for operation, make I consult the Tortoise...

(enters the ''shrine'')

Kukuma : O Great Tortosie....should I go for the operation at Chief Alalio's house...?

Tortoisein tortosie language). Mummuke d's otismme kxrdat dmurke soolke (Why is this bipedal abberation disturbing my sleep. Besides I cannot even understand his tongue. Maybe if I nod...he will go away).

Tortoise nods.

Kukuma : Thank you great tortoise. I am grateful (takes gun and heads out).

Unfortunately, Kukuma was caught by the Police.

Kukuma and tortoise at the station.

SARGE: Do you admit to robbing Chief'shouse?

Kukuma :No...I did not do anything....na this useless tortoise wey decieve me o!

Tortosie: Mekjhu dii lxsertusoe meinqie saeuytlkeser (I want to eat cabbage).

LWKMD.....Guy U don kolo o....but u never know yet

The guy should be in Nollywood. I enjoyed the description of his theatrical display. Very funny guy.