Durenttt:
thats why i said medicine and related courses na

falconey:


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obiorathesubtle:
ENGLISH AND LITERARY STUDIES these girls are the cheapest, horniest, wettest, habaaa! They know all the fvck positions(rumour has it they wrote their own kamasutra) Everything! If you're looking to enjoy good fvck, with just 2 packets of indomie, one egg and a can of fanta or zobo, ELS girls are the main target!

THEATRE ARTS I don't know why this department doesn't have a strict sex policy, their boys are usually stupid looking, and the girls are ugly but very very very very(keep going, don't stop) sexually active, this is where you can have your thre*somes, fours*mes(keep counting), orgy, fvck party. Name it! Strange thing is, the boys are virgins, na outsiders dy service their girls. But if you're going for them, make sure you have money to give them for production

EDUCATION I don't even have to talk long story, these ones have no business with cgpa, they just came to school to fvck, but you have to be very very good in bed! And they're very mature. Na old women dy for there.

delectablegyal:
MASS CUM should be ur number 1 because the name says it all.

Dubemkelly:
Medicine fvck? Those girls are too busy... Mass Comm, English, Local Government, Law, Microbiology, Education esp those SU type,Sociology etc
Dramatic Arts/Theatre Arts are just whores, their GP rests on balls

Kingsley1000:
lol,hope u aint refering to uniben or uniport

delectablegyal:
MASS CUM should be ur number 1 because the name says it all.

JudgementHammer:
Op. How many times have u been banned?

Durenttt:
23times on 3different accounts

Durenttt:
Warning: Before i start, i beg those who came here to throw insults or those who behave like their lives depend on "Book" nd believe that the only reason to be in the uni is to "Read,Read and Read".
Pls kindly leave dis thread cos i wont take shii from no-one >


Back to topic. I wrote dis specially for those who want to enta the uni. (Truth be told, u didnt come to univresity to read only, u also came there to boost ur social-life and sex-life. So in order to do this u need to choose a course dat can combines both. I dont advice pple to choose Electrical and all related Enginnering courses wey boyz full inside, funny part is dat most of this engineering student wud graduate and come out as Gays, what do u expect when u spent 4 good years with ur fellow boyz).
Here are the courses u shud consider if u agree wit what i said in the bracket above.

1. Computer Science: My own wonderful course. I love this course sooo much bcuz it combines education nd social life equally. If u have an "ish" for computers and also love babes, go for this and beliv me after grad u wont find any job bcuz what u can do with ur computer brings food to ur table. As for me, i plan to programme pornsites and get my delicious money.
2. Mass Communication:
Hmmmmm, girls yapa like catho-lic church 4 here. If u didnt come to school 4 ur future but came to waste time and fvck girls then choose mass com., they are sooo different type of ladies, anyone wey u like both fat, ugly, big-headed, crippled, anorexic, blind, rude, virgin-mary, matured, useless, americana and so on in that course. Even the ugliest boi in the course wud fvck not less than 5babes daily. Can you imagine!!
3. Accountancy and Business related courses: Accountacy ladies are babes, u identify them when u see dem bcuz dey are mostly tall, fresh, pretty and have very good sense of dressing. I heard accountacy babes no dey give toto to guys who no dey their department bcuz their guys have all they need. Lucky guys!!
4. Nutrition, Home management and all related courses: They usually have fewer boyz to girls like 50girls with one or two guys. I even have a friend there and the guy is goodlooking, just dey fvck anyhow. The only problem u can have is the lecturers when they realise say u dey handle the babes, ur own dey.......... Pele!!
5. Public Administration: Twale, na soso womanizers full there. Their babes are always classy, i neva see any yeye babe 4 dat course bfore and their guys are always womanizers. Believe me if u graduate frm Public Admin department and u didnt fvck even ONE girl, chai either u are worst than obasanjo or spirits frm ur village dey haunt u.
6. Medicine, Pharmacy and related courses: Medicine babes are hot, no doubt but most times, they dont have time 4 guys. But not to worry bcuz as a medicine student, every girl in campus wants u bcuz u are a "Medical Doctor".
7. Estate management: Girls dey here. I dont know bout other schools but in my school, estate students dey fvck like say tomorrrrrooow no dey!!
8. Mathematics/ Statistics: Even if girls no dey ur dept. You go still get girls wey dey pursue u especially if u are a math guru. Them go be like "Teach me math, and i'll be all yours" Guy, no fvck up oooooh.
9. Law: Every babe wants a lawyer by her side in case of incasity.
10. Lecturing: Its not a course but after doing ur desired course. Strive nd become a lecturer nd ur life wud never remain the same.


Thanksssss!!

klassiquette:

And what happened to engineering girls?

Durenttt:
engineering girls na iron!!

klassiquette:

JESU!!!!! Don't ever habour such thoughts o better delete it with bleach and scouring powder > >

Durenttt:
LOL. Am talkin 4rm xpercience

klassiquette:

I'm telling you too from experience

Durenttt:
Lol. Ur experience is nat true enough. U hardly see any classy babe in any engineering department

klassiquette:

I'm an engineering student... Chemical engineering to be precise so what's with the classy ish .. Engineering girls are dope jare

Durenttt:
they are dope but they are not Fvckable u agree?

klassiquette:

Totally disagree... What makes you conclude on that?

Durenttt:
u must be stubborn ooooh I concluded bcuz i have engineering girls in my skul nd all of dem dont look presentable

klassiquette:

That does not mean that engineering girls in other schools ain't hot, classy with jaw dropping physiques that can get any man drooling

Durenttt:
okay, i give up, please

klassiquette:
Very well then....