StPete:
This is really funny. Couldn't stop laughing

Kingsley1000:
share your own,dont be selfish

Yomieluv:
I was trying to woo a lady,funniest thing was that she has started falling for my pick up,and crammed lines..


And suddenly I sneezed involuntarily,and mucus came flying from my nose to her shirt..*see falling hand*


See gobe,without saying anything again,or waiting for reply,I took off..and I avoided her till the end of time.

Yomieluv:
I was trying to woo a lady,funniest thing was that she has started falling for my pick up,and crammed lines..


And suddenly I sneezed involuntarily,and mucus came flying from my nose to her shirt..*see falling hand*


See gobe,without saying anything again,or waiting for reply,I took off..and I avoided her till the end of time.

Blazinraj01:

at OP. It reminds me of my own weird experience with a mad woman

Freemanan:

What da .......

obiorathesubtle:
when I was 13, I went to buy kerosene at the mini-depot near our house, actually located very close to a navy barrack. It was night and the main tar road was lonely, (as a young mumu wey I be then) I decided to walk asif na my papa get the road in the middle of the fvcking road then I heard a dog bark aggressively from a distance, padi! Before I know, the nonsense dog don dy chase me o! I was hella chubby and I was so surprised at how fast I ran that night (yes, I throway the kerosene bottle) then the dumb owner that let the vermin loose called out to the flea bag "shaggy! Come here" he said loudly. I kept running until I was very sure the dog wasn't behind me anymore! Isuwear! I felt the dog's breath or sth on my calf man! It was frightening. I no gree go back for the kerosene oo. I had to tell my sister to go and get it for me still no fit pass that road for night till today

Omotayor123:

shokky24:
Hahahaha.oko were

kaziblake:
Lmao@ "oko were "

iyzeek:
funny

Blazinraj01:

at OP. It reminds me of my own weird experience with a mad woman

pbs4real:
let's hear it

Blazinraj01:
Well. I was sent on errand one night when I was much younger. On my way back NEPA too the light and I could barely see the road and also there were puddles of water on the road. I then saw this person going who seem to know the way and I just followed the person till we passed the bad aspect of the road. When I got close to her, I realised it was the mad woman in my area I was surprised how she knew her way without entering the puddles.

shantelrandy:
OK lemme share mine.. Ignorance is a sin shaaaa....I started seeing my mestral flow at an early age, I never knew anything about it and my mum never told me anything about it,in fact I never heard it from anyone, OK I can remember I was still in primary school then,One faithful day I was at home with my siblings, my mum travelled with my Dad, all of a sudden I saw Blood oozing out,I screamed, I started crying, I called my younger ones and they started crying with me, I was confused,I cried my life out, the reason why I was crying was "I taught I was pregenant" Never knew how people get pregenant, taught i was pregenant like Mary the mother of Jesus through the Holyspirit.so my younger ones and I started looking for a solution, the most funniest thing was we were all crying,everybody was crying for me including my little cousin.So We decided to relax with tears still rolling down our chicks if the blood will stop but it never did.So my younger bro now a big boy brought out a solution that I should use powder, I yield to d advice I started using powder, I finished one big powder( don't know if anyone know that family powder used in Danamite video"Akpo ASA" we call it family powder, I finished the full powder the thing no still stop, The only thing in my mind was that I have dissapointed my parents.So we decided not to talk when der coms back.Fast forward to evening period I went to change my pant and threw away the previous one, I wore three pant at once so the blood won't drop, throughout the day everybody was kind of dull, I refuse to eat that night, I could not sleep at night I prayed for a miracle to happen I just wished for many things, I wished I could just wakeup in d morning without the blood, I tot of running away.The next day bin morning I woke up bfor everybody went to havr my bath, threw away two of the pants and kapt my favourite, I washed it and spread it inside the house I never knew I did not wash the so called thing well, I don't know how my mum saw it and started asking me questions upon questions, at this moment I felt like the ground should open so I could enter, I started begging like witch, my siblings joined in begging on my behalf, I told my mum that I injured my self while scratching, she jus dey laugh, and called me inside, and started saying all the mother advice things ..so sorry for the lengthy story.

Blazinraj01:
Well. I was sent on errand one night when I was much younger. On my way back NEPA too the light and I could barely see the road and also there were puddles of water on the road. I then saw this person going who seem to know the way and I just followed the person till we passed the bad aspect of the road. When I got close to her, I realised it was the mad woman in my area I was surprised how she knew her way without entering the puddles.