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The Revised Guy Code by Impulse80(m): 12:04am On Nov 11, 2015
The guy code is a set of unwritten rules that real Gs adhere to.

Never try to shake a nigga taking a pee. If he shakes you how will he now hold his something?
2. If your nigga is trying to chat up a girl, do not attempt to join the discussion. That's cockblocking. Find your own girl, thou shall not cockblock a brother.
3. Never take a brother's last beer without first asking.
4. Thou shalt not date a brother's ex girlfriend for any reason. Even if he says he's okay with it.
5. Don't moan louder than the female no matter how good it is.
6. Never say anything negative about another man to a woman.. That's Player hating at its finest!
7. GREET APPROPRIATELY
I. No hug comes without a bro handshake first.
II. No hug comes without a pat on the back after.
III. No high fives are given to overeager bros.
8. No sharing her clothes even if they’re “unisex” and you like the “silky feel.”
9. No telling your friend’s girl about your friend’s other girl.
10. DRINK LIKE A MAN
I. No asking for a“brewski.”
II. No colored straws, mini umbrellas, or drinks named after movie characters.
III. No shouting “shots for everyone!” without buying shots for everyone.
11. Do not interlock the digits of your palms with another nigga.
12. NO DICK SELFIES
I. No dick selfies for your girlfriend.
II. No dick selfies for yourself.
III. No dick selfies for your political future.

THE AFOREMENTIONED ARE OFFICIAL TERMS OF GUY CODE, TO BE UPHELD IN GUY COURT
Any additions?

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Re: The Revised Guy Code by oloyolo(m): 12:14am On Nov 11, 2015
Mod angrythis guy dey cast big time kindly remove this thread please
Guy u just brok the ultimate code never tell the codes to a lady dude u just told like a hundred chicks angry seun kindly ban this guy
Re: The Revised Guy Code by Teempakguy(m): 12:16am On Nov 11, 2015
copied and followed. cool


#BROFIST.
Re: The Revised Guy Code by Rexhenrex(m): 12:33am On Nov 11, 2015
Smh...guys code Ko! Password Ni!
Re: The Revised Guy Code by kadas01(m): 12:55am On Nov 11, 2015
Guy's code!!

Only meant for the "real G"!!
Re: The Revised Guy Code by obiorathesubtle: 1:06am On Nov 11, 2015
undecided this na the kind wisdom we suppose to dy read for this place.


However:girls no suppose see this thing sha. We no dy see their girl code, why you show them our own? I wan add one code

13.Never reveal our schema!
Re: The Revised Guy Code by obiorathesubtle: 1:06am On Nov 11, 2015
undecided this na the kind wisdom we suppose to dy read for this place.


However:girls no suppose see this thing sha. We no dy see their girl code, why you show them our own? I wan add one code

13.Never reveal our schema to women!

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