beeblah:
My dad and my mum were watching one
American movie yesterday evening, when I
heard the sound from the movie, I decided
to join them.
As we were watching the movie, a young
man started to get intimate with his
madam's sister. They kissed and when the
guy's hand inched towards the girl’s
breasts, I looked straight into my dad’s eyes
and I noticed that his demeanor had
changed. I decided to concentrate fully on
the video.
They were still kissing, when they both fell
into the chair close to them. I knew
something was about to happen and the
guy was about to unhook the girl's bra . . .
when…
My Daddy looked at me with hard eyes and
shouted with a loud voice “Mike , have you
ironed the car?”

No be only iron, na polish

#Stale

ojingbe:
Lalasticlala o. Comake pple laugh o.


Click like if you think the joke is funny

THIEF...

buhahahaha!...I can't help laughing. Op now I don break person glass. Who go come pay? me or you.

Yes Sir, I've ironed d car but I took d tire to d dry cleaner to starch it!

Spybradd:


THIEF...

what I do

funny die/

Have you ironed the car...so hilarious

Hahaha this reminds me of my childhood when watching a movie with my dad and getting to intimate part(mostly kissing scene)he will change the tv station after some secs change it back, so there was a time he changed it repeatedly but the kissing scene didn't want to end he turn to me and said 'chigo go to bed tomorow is school' mainwhile the next day is sunday.

Carlson001:
Yes Sir, I've ironed d car but I took d tire to d dry cleaner to starch it!

lols

Targaryen:
mumu she wnt reply ur pm

Lmao

lasisi69:
End time

Ori e buru nii

why is

lasisi69: ?

so inclined with EndTime?

K

Targaryen:
the guy dat wants to polish and shine her kondo

lol. Get well soon

Something similar happened to me about 13 years ago,I and my dad were watching an American movie and a romantic scene popped up,they were caressing seriously and getting unclad suddenly my dad asked me to go check if there was someone at the tap outside. Note:we had no need for water whatsoever. I just said to myself as I was walking out "see this man o,wetin him dey see there wey I never see before? Mtcheeeew "

laff wan bomb me

As stale as my blokos. This thing don enter fP before nah

As a bad son u are you would have said no dad I would do that after this interesting movie..

Omoburuku ni e... Na da kain movie ua mind dey concentrate.. If it were to be NTA network news am sure u'll doze off....

adjoviomole:
laff wan bomb me

that was how Boko Haram started from play.

Ur popman no want make u spoil naw..em no know say u be bad pikin...

johnnystackz:
Something similar happened to me about 13 years ago,I and my dad were watching an American movie and a romantic scene popped up,they were caressing seriously and getting unclad suddenly my dad asked me to go check if there was someone at the tap outside. Note:we had no need for water whatsoever. I just said to myself as I was walking out "see this man o,wetin him dey see there wey I never see before? Mtcheeeew "

nnachukz:
You should said "yes sir". If you had said yes, he would have sent you to go and wash the mattress.

You wicked pass

Pls worry less. Leave everything for God

Guruscrew:
how do i think this is not funny

chai a typical Nigeria dad heheheh hahaha

KOLZY:

that was how Boko Haram started from play.

So na wetin concern me n boko haram. U b one of dem ni

Ngeela:
can't stop laughing can't stop laughing

KOLZY:
why is so inclined with EndTime?

dunno...

HrmOlolade:
Ori e buru nii

you too..

LockDown69:


It's not funny, people have died there.

Is there a place where people have not died?
Sudan?
Nigeria?
Somalia?
Palestine?
Kenya?
South Sudan?
Libya?
Syria?
Iraq?
Etc

What the heck are you saying?

beeblah:
My dad and my mum were watching one
American movie yesterday evening, when I
heard the sound from the movie, I decided
to join them.
As we were watching the movie, a young
man started to get intimate with his
madam's sister. They kissed and when the
guy's hand inched towards the girl’s
breasts, I looked straight into my dad’s eyes
and I noticed that his demeanor had
changed. I decided to concentrate fully on
the video.
They were still kissing, when they both fell
into the chair close to them. I knew
something was about to happen and the
guy was about to unhook the girl's bra . . .
when…
My Daddy looked at me with hard eyes and
shouted with a loud voice “Mike , have you
ironed the car?”

hahaha

KpStone:


Is there a place where people have not died?
Sudan?
Nigeria?
Somalia?
Palestine?
Kenya?
South Sudan?
Libya?
Syria?
Iraq?
Etc

What the heck are you saying?

Very true, but then do you have to make fun of this @ this time? If you had lost a relative or someone close to you, I doubt if you will be posting that.