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Warri boys tricks so far
Two warri boys have no money for
transport fare .They called bike esh
junction, as the bike man was riding
they are just discussing about gun
issue,the first one said,boy the gun I
gave to you last operation I need am
nw,second one said he dey with me,first
one said ok i go use am in next
junction.The bike man drop them at the
right junction, they prepare to give the
bike man money,as the bike man see
them drop there hand inside their pocket
he quickly ran away.
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Adekunle Gold (Ose to koja mope 30 oo Shade)
A man want to propose a lady and he
sang ose to koja mope 30 oo shade jen
gbe lole mummy mi reti omo .The lady
reply me myself am 50yrs last
month,have gave birth to 5 children,no
need for your mummy to request for
children
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Best Translation With Yoruba In Church
1.Lord behold your children once again.
2.Baba woni eso awon eleyi di arugbo
lekan si.
1.You have been their eliminator on
every side.
2.Woni ibi kan lele fi calculator shi
website.
1.You are the one that pace the wind and
make things well.
2.Woni ibi kan le gba ti lasma koni ni ki
e park well.
1.Cos they come to receive today.
2.Nitori pe eti wa forge receipt leni.
1.Ground with their encounters.
2.Eti won seyi canter.
1.As they open there mouth for
appreciation.
2.Woni kilode tefi lanu le bi eni toje
concoction.
1.Transform their lives.
2.Egbe transformer sinu aye won.
1.It is done.
2.Oti jina.
1.It is done.
2.Toba to done oti jina niyen abi efe jeki
ojona.
1.So shall he be.
2.Iso loma je.
1.You will not lament.
2.Eni la cement.
1.You will make impact.
2.Ema ta spare parts.
1.I will tell you a story before I live.
2.Ema so superstory kan funyi kia to
salo.
1.Gratitude is what you gives you scaling
higher altitude.
2.Gragra tenshey loma jeki eta pure
water tio tutu.
1.That is why you stop looking
melancholy.
2.Eye wobi ediye to gbe koli.
1.When the foundation is destroy what
can the righteous do.
2.Ti foundation bati baje kini bricklayer
fe shey.
1.Abi what can they do.
2.Iru question wo niyen ko ma lole
niyen ise titan.
1.If God is not in our side.
2.Oluwa le ever gba football ko losi
offside.
1.The enemy would have consume us
quick.
2.Awon ota koba ti kowa je rush rush.
1.So I pray every enemy keeping your
vision out of tune.
2.Gbogbo ota ton fi television ayeyi fi wo
cartoon.
1.The lord comes their with something
tragic.
2.Oluwa ma turn e si African magic.
1.Quickly who knew David before.
2.Ta loma davido tele.
1.David Now.
2.Davido ni a modernise e ni.
1.He was the key that was not
presentable.
2.Wizkid gan kole jeun Lori dinning
table.
1.His emotion couldn't keep him in the
box.
2.Kosi election kan koma ji ballot box.
1.He was was busy when the mandate
came.
2.Oun date bisi ki made tode.
1.You no what fertilizer does is to
maximize output.
2.Ele fi onje tantalizer fi we mamapoot .
1.And that while fertilizer is free.
2.Tantalizer koki fun eya lonje ofe.
1.Is free !
2.Eti jeun beri ewoni free.
1.That is why prayer network is faster
than 3G.
2.Ele fi Terry G fi shey prayer warrior.
1.He said call upon me with loud voice
and been not dismail.
2.Teba pemi ni midnight call him ma wo
voicemail ni.
1.Dismail !
2.Dismail k missed call lonjebe.
1.Is said take sight of me before you see
the kingdom come.
2.Esi website www.kingdom.com.
1.No the kingdom come.
2.K,esi website www.kingdom uh uh dat
is all!!!
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Ibadan Blonder
One accident happened for Ibadan,The
Newscaster need who can speak
English.Ibadan man answered I was
there,Actually,it happen suddenly at
once of which jeep man bobo oni jeep
onbo lati ibi kan viiiinva then the okada
man Ohun lon bo lati ibi bayi vaaavun
awon mejeji won pade arawon nibi bayi
gbigbigbigba then the bike went this way
the biker went that way and the bikist
the passenger fori e gba okuta.
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Police Doing Road Safety Work In Warri
At my trip to Warri the police stopped
me,
were your driving license:This is it.
Your vehicle particular: This is it.
Your fire extinguisher: This is it.
Your spare tyre:This is it.
Your jack :This is it.
He don c I get everything and he see am
not wearing seat belt.
He said do you know according to law
scene 2004 biography 8 when you are
not wearing your seat belt you should be
arrested.
I said eh eh where are when the same
law was adjusted in 2006 when you are
not wearing your seat belt you can tie
the one in your waist very well.
He said eh eh dey don change am D.P.O
no tell me.
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Pls Know Nigeria Police Is Your Friend

I dial this number when I get
emergency.The voice machine answer
welcome you reach Nigeria Emergency
Line pls know Nigeria Police is your
friend.
For Arm Robbery Press 1
For Pickpockets Press 2
For Two Fighting Press 3
For Husband and Wife Wahala Press 4
For Riot Press 5
For Boko Haram Hang off.
I press 1.
For Arm Robbery With Machine Press 1
For Arm Robbery With Pistol Press 2
For Arm Robbery With Juju Press 3
For Arm Robbery With Cutlass & Knife
Press 4
For Arm Robbery With All Of The Above
Press 5.
I press 5
Confirm that
I press 5 again
After 5 minutes I heard uuuh,after
another 5 minutes I heard uuuh,my
brother (×3),how many times I call you I
said 3 if you dey work for Nigeria Police
and I tell you that you should go you go
go,if you know watin good for you find a
place hide in next day we go come collect
your statement.Pls know Nigeria Police
is your friend.
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Good Day For Me

Police Snoring Read
A few overworked deputy sheriffs
deserved a vaction, together they
decided to go on a mountain retreat.
Since police officers are so underpaid,
they decided to sleap two per room so
they could afford the trip.
Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the
same room with Daryl - he's got a well
known reputation for snoring and since
it wasn't fair to make one of them stay
with him the whole time - so they voted
to take turns.
The first deputy to bunk with Daryl and
comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any
sleep. They said, "Man, what happened
to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly,
I just sat up and watched him all night,
couldn't get any sleep."
The following night it was a different
deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing - hair all messed up, eyes blood-
shot, etc. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He
said, "Man, that Daryl! Shakes the roof
he's so loud. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Now
Frank was a big burly ex-football player;
a man's man. Said he wasn't gonna put
up with any snoring... "We'll see!" said
the other debuties. The next morning he
came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed. "Good morning, wonderful day
outside isn't it?" he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said,
"Man, what happened?" He said, "Well,
we got ready for bed. I went over and
tucked Daryl into bed, then kissed him
good night. He sat up all night just
watching me. Didn't snore a bit, hehe."
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Another Warri Boy Tricks
A police officer pulls over this guy who's
been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and
says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this
breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do
that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll
have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to
the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a
hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to
death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either.
I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get
really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out
here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
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What is politics (father and son)

A little boy goes to his dad and asks,
"What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain
it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the
family, so let's call me capitalism. Your
Mom, she's the administrator of the
money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so
we'll call you the people. The nanny,
we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the
Future. Now, think about that and see if
that makes sense." So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what dad had
said.
Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to check on
him. He finds that the baby has severely
soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to
his parents' room and finds his mother
sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the
door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny. He
gives up and goes back to bed. The next
morning, the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of
politics now." The father says, "Good son,
tell me in your own words what you
think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while
Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit."

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HIV/AIDS Day With Two Friends
They are two friends first one like
fucking the the other don't. The one who
like fucking he just dey Bleep anybody
even doe he has slept with his friend
aunty,sister and girl friend secretly.
When HIV/AIDS test day start .
Non Fucker-Said you better go and test
your blood.
Fucker-I don't need to test my blood cos
I no that I have HIV/AIDS no need to
check.
Non Fucker-Said you may not have HIV/
AIDS.
They are on their way to the hospital
Fucker- Pls friend I will confess to that
have slept with your aunty,sister and
your girl friend.
Non Fucker-Shai bad friend.
They reach hospital the doctor attend to
the first one,doctor said wait for your
result.
Doctor-You too come.
Non Fucker-Said I don't have HIV/AIDS
no need to check me.
Doctor-It doesn't mean. He test him also
and said wait for result.
After some minutes.
Doctor call them and gave them their
result.
Fucker-HIV negative.
Non Fucker-HIV positive.For here I go
die put ohh,I go sleep with your
aunty,mum,sister and girl friend
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See Great Work Letter (B) Dey Do For Someone's Life
Former American President-George W.
Bush (B) dey he no die for throne.
Another Former A.P-Bill Clinton (B)dey
he no die for throne.
Current A.P-Barrack Obama (B) dey he
no die for throne.
Queen Of England-Queen Elizabeth (B)
dey he no die for throne.
Former Prime Minister Of Nigeria-
Abubakar Tafawa Balewa (B) dey he no
die for throne.
Late President Of Nigeria-Johnson Aguiyi
Ironsi (B) no dey he die.Yakubu Guwon
Takeover (B) dey he no die.
Late P.N-Muritala Muhammed (B) no dey
he die.Olusegun Obasanjo Takeover (B)
dey he no die.Buhari Proceed.
Former P.N-Ibrahim Babangida (B} dey
he no die.
Late P.N-M.K.O.Abiola (B) no dey he
die.
Former P.N-Abacha he get 1 (B) he con
use Abdulsalam (B) join am,then no die.
Former P.N-Obasanjo he don use 1
tenure b4 n he go call Atiku Abubakar
cos dat 1 get plenty (B),baba call Atiku
tiku give me 1 (B) Atiku give am for 1
tenure.Another tenure baba say Atiku
tiku give me1 (B) No,me too I need
am.Na so baba n Atiku fight.
Late P.N-Yar'adua he no get (B) na so he
die.
Former P.N-Jonathan Goodluck Ebele he
get 1 (B) he con use malam sambo join
am.Next tenure he call malam sambo
give me ur (B) No,me too I won use
am.Na so Jonathan leave the post.
Recent P.N-Buhari (B) dey he no go die
for throne.
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Best Sign From My Pastor
GIRL: i have sinned; i called my
boyfriend a
bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve
dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
kissed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him
a
bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my breast.
PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor
touched
her breast.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a
bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and
had sex
with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
took
off
her clothes and had sex with the girl.
GIRL: Yes PASTOR: Well, thats also no
reason to
call him
a
bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!
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Make I bend if I click any of those links..

Bomb Pass Bomb

I Entered a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers.
So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey
press
dat
button since but d bomb no gree
blow.
Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call)
''
hello Chukwudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money from
chiroki..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa
man
sitin close to me
said (to me).
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u
dey
make call, wher dem
say make u press so dat d bomb go blow?
Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious through
window.!
Me wey dey play.
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Igbo Peayer''s On Money
Igbo Prayer's On Money
Some people is saying we igbo people too
love money,father the whole money they
have go and steal it and give it to
us,because they are denying they don't
love money the whole money they have
go and steal it and give it to us Chineke
idinma Amin.
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Science teacher came to a class full of warri students.
Good morning student,good morning sir,the students answered.
Who can tell me who is a gynaecologist,most of the students raise their hands. 1- is Ghanian daughter. 2-is a person who's taking care of Ghana everything in Ghana. 3-is Ghanian artist who designed Ghana must go. source: http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=18

Meaning of Gynaecologist by Warri students
Science teacher came to a class full of warri students.
Good morning student,good morning sir,the students answered.
Who can tell me who is a gynaecologist,most of the students raise their hands. 1- is Ghanian daughter. 2-is a person who's taking care of Ghana everything in Ghana. 3-is Ghanian artist who designed Ghana must go. source: http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=18