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How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:03am On Dec 01, 2015
Yes, and I mean it. That guy is retiring soon and I wanna beat him to a record.
I really need your advice. Any help please

Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Cutehector(m): 9:04am On Dec 01, 2015
Take kunu evry nyt by 12am....

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Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by tolugar: 9:06am On Dec 01, 2015
Upgrade yourself to safari mode




By spending some time with tigers and cheetahs in the wild


And I mean it.

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Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:06am On Dec 01, 2015
Cutehector:
Take kunu evry nyt by 12am....
Am nt a bloody Fulani mehn! undecided
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:06am On Dec 01, 2015
tolugar:
Upgrade yourself to safari mode




By spending some time with tigers and cheaters in the wild


And I mean it.
Seriously! undecided
When did tigers start becoming friendly? embarassed
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by ritzybaby(f): 9:09am On Dec 01, 2015
You're practising so that you can dodge



END TIME abi?



Badt poysmiley
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by ThePeacemaker(m): 9:11am On Dec 01, 2015
tolugar:
Upgrade yourself to safari mode




By spending some time with tigers and cheaters in the wild


And I mean it.
cheaters undecided undecided undecided
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by MzPecs(f): 9:14am On Dec 01, 2015
Keep practising cool
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:15am On Dec 01, 2015
ritzybaby:
You're practising so that you can dodge



END TIME abi?



Badt poysmiley
hehehehehehehe
grin grin grin grin grin


End time cant be dodged.
Even them end timers go find you!
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by yinkus4u2c(f): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2015
OP, have you eaten at all?
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by benedictnsi(m): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2015
Cutehector:
Take kunu evry nyt by 12am....


grin yes and 1 bottle of groundnut oil to lubricate your tissues and ligaments.......
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2015
MzPecs:
Keep practising cool
Cant you just be nice and be of help? embarassed
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by MzPecs(f): 9:17am On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:

Cant you just be nice and be of help? embarassed
Have I said something wrong? angry
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015
benedictnsi:



grin yes and 1 bottle of groundnut oil to lubricate your tissues and ligaments.......
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Weyrey re oooo!

You are a big example of End Time fellow
Common...Gerrarahia tongue
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by tolugar: 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:

Seriously! undecided
When did tigers start becoming friendly? embarassed

That's when you really want to run faster than bolt
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015
MzPecs:

Have I said something wrong? angry
Nop!
A better advice to win would have been nice thou sad

Who knows you might be the one to get the flowers from me
at the end! grin
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by benedictnsi(m): 9:20am On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Weyrey re oooo!

You are a big example of End Time fellow
Common...Gerrarahia tongue

I d tell you something Weh Usain Bolt himself d drink...... Oya na, smoke weed cool
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by jonaifame22(m): 9:22am On Dec 01, 2015
By running mad
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Tallesty1(m): 9:32am On Dec 01, 2015
Slap A Soldier Every Morning
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:35am On Dec 01, 2015
benedictnsi:


I d tell you something Weh Usain Bolt himself d drink...... Oya na, smoke weed cool
Weed
Dry or wet one? tongue cheesy
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:35am On Dec 01, 2015
[quote author=Tallesty1 post=40571366][/quote]
#givesapunchinhisface
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:36am On Dec 01, 2015
jonaifame22:
By running mad

Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by benedictnsi(m): 9:41am On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:

Weed
Dry or wet one? tongue cheesy



Just smoke sambisa weed....... It works for boko harram, so your case won't be different tongue
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Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Stephansmily(f): 10:19am On Dec 01, 2015
Of course... practice makes perfect.
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 11:19am On Dec 01, 2015
benedictnsi:




Just smoke sambisa weed....... It works for boko harram, so your case won't be different tongue
NA u go follow me go den... More than 1smoker makes it fun! wink tongue

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Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Nobody: 11:25am On Dec 01, 2015
U should google bout him.Usain wasint a sprinter before sef,He was into football,his football team coach noticed he could run well on d field..He then advised em to try his luck in 'sprintin'..Usain bolt trained on sharp stones ground with bare legs when e was stil young..#

Before U lift 1st nd 2nd step,usain bolt legs would already ben touching ground gently for 3rd step..#
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 11:49am On Dec 01, 2015
WeedSeller:
U should google bout him.Usain wasint a sprinter before sef,He was into football,his football team coach noticed he could run well on d field..He then advised em to try his luck in 'sprintin'..Usain bolt trained on sharp stones ground with bare legs when e was stil young..#

Before U lift 1st nd 2nd step,usain bolt legs would already ben touching ground gently for 3rd step..#
Well...am a dancer too, and my coach studied am a fast dancer.
So he suggested I try running! angry
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by bigt2(m): 12:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:

Well...am a dancer too, and my coach studied am a fast dancer.
So he suggested I try running! angry
have you tried running for your life?
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2015
bigt2:
have you tried running for your life?
Hunhun! can you take me on that? cheesy
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by bigt2(m): 1:07pm On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:
Hunhun! can you take me on that? cheesy
why not? If it's worth it.
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by firstking01(m): 1:26pm On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:
Yes, and I mean it. That guy is retiring soon and I wanna beat him to a record.
I really need your advice. Any help please
him wan sign for man u, dats y he's retiring. Btw, u sabi run

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