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How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:03am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Yes, and I mean it. That guy is retiring soon and I wanna beat him to a record. I really need your advice. Any help please
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Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Cutehector(m): 9:04am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Take kunu evry nyt by 12am.... 3 Likes |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by tolugar: 9:06am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Upgrade yourself to safari mode By spending some time with tigers and cheetahs in the wild And I mean it. 4 Likes |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:06am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Cutehector:Am nt a bloody Fulani mehn! |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:06am On Dec 01, 2015 |
tolugar:Seriously! When did tigers start becoming friendly? |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by ritzybaby(f): 9:09am On Dec 01, 2015 |
You're practising so that you can dodge END TIME abi? Badt poy |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by ThePeacemaker(m): 9:11am On Dec 01, 2015 |
tolugar:cheaters |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by MzPecs(f): 9:14am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Keep practising |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:15am On Dec 01, 2015 |
ritzybaby:hehehehehehehe End time cant be dodged. Even them end timers go find you! |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by yinkus4u2c(f): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2015 |
OP, have you eaten at all? |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by benedictnsi(m): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Cutehector: yes and 1 bottle of groundnut oil to lubricate your tissues and ligaments....... |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2015 |
MzPecs:Cant you just be nice and be of help? |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by MzPecs(f): 9:17am On Dec 01, 2015 |
donTbone:Have I said something wrong? |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015 |
benedictnsi: Weyrey re oooo! You are a big example of End Time fellow Common...Gerrarahia |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by tolugar: 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015 |
donTbone: That's when you really want to run faster than bolt |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:18am On Dec 01, 2015 |
MzPecs:Nop! A better advice to win would have been nice thou Who knows you might be the one to get the flowers from me at the end! |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by benedictnsi(m): 9:20am On Dec 01, 2015 |
donTbone: I d tell you something Weh Usain Bolt himself d drink...... Oya na, smoke weed |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by jonaifame22(m): 9:22am On Dec 01, 2015 |
By running mad |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Tallesty1(m): 9:32am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Slap A Soldier Every Morning |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:35am On Dec 01, 2015 |
benedictnsi:Weed Dry or wet one? |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:35am On Dec 01, 2015 |
[quote author=Tallesty1 post=40571366][/quote] #givesapunchinhisface |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 9:36am On Dec 01, 2015 |
jonaifame22:
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Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by benedictnsi(m): 9:41am On Dec 01, 2015 |
donTbone: Just smoke sambisa weed....... It works for boko harram, so your case won't be different |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Nobody: 9:42am On Dec 01, 2015 |
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Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Stephansmily(f): 10:19am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Of course... practice makes perfect. |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 11:19am On Dec 01, 2015 |
benedictnsi:NA u go follow me go den... More than 1smoker makes it fun! 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by Nobody: 11:25am On Dec 01, 2015 |
U should google bout him.Usain wasint a sprinter before sef,He was into football,his football team coach noticed he could run well on d field..He then advised em to try his luck in 'sprintin'..Usain bolt trained on sharp stones ground with bare legs when e was stil young..# Before U lift 1st nd 2nd step,usain bolt legs would already ben touching ground gently for 3rd step..# |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 11:49am On Dec 01, 2015 |
WeedSeller:Well...am a dancer too, and my coach studied am a fast dancer. So he suggested I try running! |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by bigt2(m): 12:36pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
donTbone:have you tried running for your life? |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by donTbone(m): 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
bigt2:Hunhun! can you take me on that? |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by bigt2(m): 1:07pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
donTbone:why not? If it's worth it. |
Re: How Can I Run Faster Than Usain Bolt? by firstking01(m): 1:26pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
donTbone:him wan sign for man u, dats y he's retiring. Btw, u sabi run |
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