kayneri:
Its a pity dat being naive and pornography has gotten you into a bad situation but you need to find a way out of it. First, never allow her enter your uncle's house again once dey are out and you are alone. It won't be easy but dat is the first step. Secondly, get busy with something so your mind would not keep going to her and you wont be tempted. Lastly, please just delete the pornographic videos on your phone, it wont do you any good and it would get you into more problems if you don't stop masturbating.

UNDERWEAR:
Savage me buh also do leave a good rply behind.

Kufie:
Nothing unusual here. Just stop taking her calls and text her a lot less than you do.

Lionbite:
Tell her you tested positive for HIV

Oblongata:
You be liar o

Someone you claimed 'raped' you

Then she gave you a kid 5 years ago

And still had the nerve to ask us if you should go Ahead and marry her

Bros this is not how to be popular now

At least try and be consistent

acme6:
"She 1st asked me to suck her down there.. I did, buh
my first taste was the last (the taste wasnt polite).. Poo
taste like massa"


Hahahahahahaha, this is too funny

How we roll baiby.

Instead glory took my hand down her thighs.. It was damn wet

is this not rape ?
I don't understand, if it were to be the opposite I think by now all the feminist in nairaland will start calling the guy a beast for trying to force the girl hand to his private part









... see them laughing as usual they will see it as a joke



the hypocrisy of feminist and other human right activist in nairaland and the world at large stinks



am out!

UNDERWEAR:
As I type, am in a deep mess..
Okk, I am Uche by name..In my early 20s.. I had never tested sex b4, buh yes, am a regular and active member of the shampoo squad.
I trvelled to stay with my uncle at anambara.. He leaves for work erri'day with his wife as early as 7am.. So I rule the Hauz the rest of the day.
To cut this crap short, a neighbour by name glory always comes arround to keep me up chatting since I was new to the hood.. Lord knows glory gat all a guy needs..buh since I was shy as I have never communicated sexually with a girl b4 aside those in my phone (porn) I was pretty sure she'll never allow me touch her wrongly talking less of visiting the camel's toe and see how it looks for the 1st time. Moreover She's far older than me.. She's in her late 20's.

Buh maen, it turned out she visited my phone content, saw the erotic stuffs I had and summoned to ask me if I masturbate.. I said yes.. Thinkn the nxt word frm her would be a passage in the bible since I see her as a big sis. Buh no.. Instead glory took my hand down her thighs.. It was damn wet (She's been watching my porn vids) my hrt ran cold..for the first time I touched a swollen pussy..bro like boom, she 1st asked me to suck her down there.. I did, buh my first taste was the last (the taste wasnt polite).. Poo taste like massa' eventhough the sex feeling was exotic afterall..shampoo was a shame wen my eyes caught it after the sex scene.

Buh the problem I have now is, She now makes it a regular routine Which I am scared of..besides, am now getting other chics attracted to me.
she would rather blow up the wholeshi** infront of my uncle who trust me soo much and has being the one sponsoring my education.. How do I calm her down.. NL savagers.. Savage me buh also do leave a good rply behind.