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Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by tomzee2(f): 7:49pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And shereplies, "Sorryfor yourself!". 2) When you ask her where you should dropsomething and shesays, “Drop it on my head.". 3) When she brings foodwrapped in a nylon bag from a party.. 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” Andshe repliesyou, “Why won't you have fever when you pressphone every night”.. 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in myclass.” and she replies, “So the person that tookfirst has two heads abi?”.. 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, justto punish you.. 7) When you are watching television with her andthen she sleeps off and still doesn’twant you to change thechannel... When you tell her you are going to a friend'splace to play and she asks, ''When last did that friendcome here to play with you?.. 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, andyou reply no, and she says, come and eat me. 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peeeem, you willhear Weeeen.. 11) When she touches hot pot comfortablywithout a cloth orpaper.. 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,so you will not killme''.. 13) When she calls you from your room upstairsand then sends you back upstairs to bring herpurse.. 14) When you ask her to refund the money youborrowed her andshe tells you, "All the food you have been eatingin the housenko? Which money did you think was used inbuying them?''Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom share if u love ur mom 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by adonbilivit: 7:51pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
mum I am hungry o. come and eat me na |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by tomzee2(f): 7:53pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
adonbilivit:lolz 9ja mamas will never change |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by Amiano(m): 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Hahahahh LWKMD. I miss my mum sha, dis is wat makes 9ja mums unique |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by Nobody: 8:44pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Recycled sh!t! |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by tomzee2(f): 8:56pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Mozambique:atlist u got the chance to read it again |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
tomzee2:Right. |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by khiaa(f): 10:11pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Sounds like a really mean mom. I have read posts from some of the Nairaland men about Nigerian women's nasty attitudes, well this could be the reason why. It's their upbringing. |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by Pheals(f): 10:32pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Love this!! Like if U love your mom I LOVE MINE!!!! |
Re: Only Nigerian Mothers Can Do Those... by nerdfrost(m): 11:28pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
I love my mum till death. |
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