Got into a state in Nigeria for the first time but had to book for a hotel before leaving. I got to the state and locate my hotel. Then I saw a place opp. the hotel called "Madam Calabar" (pseudo name). I thought it was a restaurant and I immediately walked to the direction only for me to be ushered into the private quarter of a pretty woman lol. What a fantastic way to welcome someone into your state. ‪#‎truestory‬.

PS: I know what you are thinking and be rest assured I didn't engage in any thing as am immune to such practice.
Any funny and awkward experience, pls share?

Still lookin for the funny and awkward sha

Tell us more na

Mtchew

Guy are your contesting for the most crappy post of the year?

End time mumu

PART 2

Then I entered into the quarter, small but spacious to take few comfortable steps. The room consist of only a bed and bathroom. Then inside of me, I said "this must be fine dinning taken to another level. Or am I in china town?". The lady moved closer to me with her hands on my sexy buttock and said "any show for me as am here to make you comfortable". I was speechless but later gather courage and said to her "my dear am sorry, am not hear for a massage but for food if any as am hungry" and she gave a fine response " what other food is tasty than these, one hands on her massive  B**B (trust me, very huge) and the other on her V mansion". ‎

Dongreat:
Got into a state in Nigeria for the first time but had to book for a hotel before leaving. I got to the state and locate my hotel. Then I saw a place opp. the hotel called "Madam Calabar" (pseudo name). I thought it was a restaurant and I immediately walked to the direction only for me to be ushered into the private quarter of a pretty woman lol. What a fantastic way to welcome someone into your state. ‪#‎truestory‬.

PS: I know what you are thinking and be rest assured I didn't engage in any thing as am immune to such practice.
Any funny and awkward experience, pls share?

ABEG I GO LIKE VISIT THAT MADAM CALABAR.. U GET HER NUMBER?

Abeg which state b that ....the story don dey change hand.. ;DAbeg which state b that ....the story don dey change hand..

funny ke awkward ni

End time things

PART 3

Now is the beginning of me temptation. It's been ages I had a taste of the flesh as a result of a break up from my long term relationship coupled with excessive workload. I won't lie I stood there looking at her with a side view on her massive b**b and am sure I was drooling. Again I gather courage and said "right now am hungry and I will pass out if I engage in what you want and moreover I have little money on me". But babe gave another response " any tin now will do as body dey totori me as I stand with fine yellow bobo like u. I refused to be beaten, and I said " I only have little money on me, #200 is all I have for food and pure water". With a sad face she looked at me and said " fine bobo like u, #200? I thought u will be fully loaded". I was happy seeing her disappointed and quickly told her sorry with a smile and proceed to open the door when!‎

madgoat:


ABEG I GO LIKE VISIT THAT MADAM CALABAR.. U GET HER NUMBER?

Madgoat my gee. No worry I go provide every detail. Lool

eltigreu06:
Abeg which state b that ....the story don dey change hand.. ;DAbeg which state b that ....the story don dey change hand..

My gee. I go provide the name and detail at the end

PART 4

She held my shoulder and said "#200 small oh but because say you fine and nah xmas period, bring #300". Chisos, am standing in front of a fine girl (she badt gon), with massive uhlala, and #300 (got more than dat in me pocket) for man to release yrs of break up cream; it's an offer too good to reject. Even much better than konga yakata, yet I shook off temptation and said " am sorry I just need food, am hungry not Hot". Babe seems serious on making cash as she said "even #300 you nor fit, where u fit get this price on top this thing way stand, as she removed her bra showing me a fresh, neat, devoid of wrinkle and stretch mark uhlala. Now big bros downstairs is no longer interested in food.‎

yeye boy...finally u don make me book space now...plus plenty kulikuli sef..zobo sef full gallon

Lol... Na Dt 1 we DE call temptation.. Bt u self suppose run comot fast fast. continue d story Jare.

GoldenJAT:
Lol... Na Dt 1 we DE call temptation.. Bt u self suppose run comot fast fast. continue d story Jare.

No mind am....him self wan do ni...end time op

Dongreat:
PART 4

She held my shoulder and said "#200 small oh but because say you fine and nah xmas period, bring #300". Chisos, am standing in front of a fine girl (she badt gon), with massive uhlala, and #300 (got more than dat in me pocket) for man to release yrs of break up cream; it's an offer too good to reject. Even much better than konga yakata, yet I shook off temptation and said " am sorry I just need food, am hungry not Hot". Babe seems serious on making cash as she said "even #300 you nor fit, where u fit get this price on top this thing way stand, as she removed her bra showing me a fresh, neat, devoid of wrinkle and stretch mark uhlala. Now big bros downstairs is no longer interested in food.‎

kikikkkkii. No kill yourself.

Hahahaha hahahaha dia is God o

Dongreat:
PART 4

She held my shoulder and said "#200 small oh but because say you fine and nah xmas period, bring #300". Chisos, am standing in front of a fine girl (she badt gon), with massive uhlala, and #300 (got more than dat in me pocket) for man to release yrs of break up cream; it's an offer too good to reject. Even much better than konga yakata, yet I shook off temptation and said " am sorry I just need food, am hungry not Hot". Babe seems serious on making cash as she said "even #300 you nor fit, where u fit get this price on top this thing way stand, as she removed her bra showing me a fresh, neat, devoid of wrinkle and stretch mark uhlala. Now big bros downstairs is no longer interested in food.‎

Sorry guys, the harmattan here drove me to sleep. Now where did I stop, OK. We guys all know what's up when bros downstairs take his own stands not even an electric shock can hold him back. The babe saw and noticed cos I was wearing no pants as I like to cool my Behind every harmattan/winter season. Yet, so many things was going on through my mind, "is she possessed, am I dreaming, is this actually madam calabar the restaurant or maybe after showdown my food will be serve as it maybe the way restaurants in this state operate". Then again no one has collected my order. So I man up, trying to convince bros that she maybe HIV+, but bros spoke in me mind "there is condom". Now what should I do? Spend me hard earn cash for quana instead of food? Then again it's ages and I miss "this" food. During this time I was speechless and talking to myself, the babe hands (both) were inside my trouser, remember, no pants‎