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Beer Vs Women by CircleOfWilis: 7:40pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Beer VS Women A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer! Beer is horrible, when it is hot…. 1 point for women! A cold beer satisfies you…. 1 point for beer! For a beer, you pay taxes…. 1 point for women! If you drink a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry…. 1 point for beer! You can always be sure that, you are the first one opening a beer…. 1 point for beer! If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself…. 1 point for beer! You know exactly how much a beer costs…. 1 point for beer! A beer does not have a mother…. 1 point for beer! A beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it…. 1 point for beer! So the Score is…… Beer beats women 8 to 2!!! If you’re a guy, enjoy this message.. If you are a girl reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry……1 point for beer *wink* #copied 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Beer Vs Women by obiorathesubtle: 7:48pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
[size=15pt]beer aint gat a pvssy... 100points for women Beer aint gat boobs(zaa preeshaaas).... 10000points for women [/size] 3 Likes |
Re: Beer Vs Women by Davidovinci(m): 7:53pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Haaa! *sips heineken* cheers mate......#ChampionsLeagueNight |
Re: Beer Vs Women by ssoftappless(m): 7:55pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
I will go for women anyday anytime, thank jah i dont drink so a peak milk will do. |
Re: Beer Vs Women by Nobody: 8:32pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Kissing a beer fills the stomach. Point for beer!
Beer gets a man pregnant. 109 Points for woman. |
Re: Beer Vs Women by Nobody: 8:39pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Hope y'all know that beer will ruin ur liver and kill u.... On a serious note, don't drink too much. Preferably not at all |
Re: Beer Vs Women by Nobody: 8:40pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
fück beer.... |
Re: Beer Vs Women by tuminix(m): 10:14pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Smh for OP... Na so u go get big belle like all dis FAT girls o |
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