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Beer Vs Women by CircleOfWilis: 7:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
Beer VS Women
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer!

Beer is horrible, when it is hot…. 1 point for
women!

A cold beer satisfies you…. 1 point for beer!

For a beer, you pay taxes…. 1 point for
women!

If you drink a second beer, the first one
doesn’t get angry…. 1 point for beer!

You can always be sure that, you are the first
one opening a beer…. 1 point for beer!

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms
down by itself…. 1 point for beer!

You know exactly how much a beer costs…. 1
point for beer!

A beer does not have a mother…. 1 point for
beer!

A beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an
hour after having it…. 1 point for beer!

So the Score is…… Beer beats women 8 to 2!!!

If you’re a guy, enjoy this message.. If you are
a girl reading this and getting angry, know
that a beer would never get angry……1 point
for beer *wink*

#copied

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Re: Beer Vs Women by obiorathesubtle: 7:48pm On Dec 08, 2015
[size=15pt]beer aint gat a pvssy... 100points for women


Beer aint gat boobs(zaa preeshaaas).... 10000points for womencheesy

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Re: Beer Vs Women by Davidovinci(m): 7:53pm On Dec 08, 2015
Haaa! *sips heineken* cheers mate......#ChampionsLeagueNight
Re: Beer Vs Women by ssoftappless(m): 7:55pm On Dec 08, 2015
I will go for women anyday anytime, thank jah i dont drink so a peak milk will do.
Re: Beer Vs Women by Nobody: 8:32pm On Dec 08, 2015
Kissing a beer fills the stomach. Point for beer! Beer gets a man pregnant. 109 Points for woman.
Re: Beer Vs Women by Nobody: 8:39pm On Dec 08, 2015
Hope y'all know that beer will ruin ur liver and kill u.... grin

On a serious note, don't drink too much. Preferably not at all
Re: Beer Vs Women by Nobody: 8:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
fück beer....
Re: Beer Vs Women by tuminix(m): 10:14pm On Dec 08, 2015
Smh for OP... Na so u go get big belle like all dis FAT girls o

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