You have her number on your phone...

Your phone gets missing and you lose all your contacts...

She calls you one day and if it happens that you don't recognize her voice and say, "Sorry, who is this?"....

She will rant about you not having her number again, gets angry and drops the call without the courtesy of allowing you to explain!

Nigerian Girls/Ladies are so Immature and Insecure!

Reason why i just prefer to sleep with anyone i see that i fancy and move on to the next!

#NoTimeForTrashyAttitude


Guys have you experienced this too?

seems like it just happened to you...

They do it on purpose..


Meanwhile, na why i just like myself, any babe dah tries dat on me, i be like

Am sorry, pls who am i talkin with... Den she begins to rant


Cuts the call!

vizkiz:
abeg make una stop that lie Jawe. I am a guy and I know how we do it. We just use that "I changed my phone" crap as an excuse

If I collect any girl number and I call her she come dey do like James Bond, me go delete am sharperly come dey form "I lost your number" when next she calls

But i did not delete the number. I actually lost my phone

Trexkarma:


seems like it just happened to you...

Yes o! Imagine the rubbish!!

If na babe wey i still dey toast, e for better. This one is someone i have nyashed over 763 times!

Rant at who? The girl no dey look face? lol...The moment I sense an accentuation of even as much as a 100th of a decibel in the amplitude of her voice, I'll start doing a mental calculation of the dynamics. If the peaks keep rising for more than 3 seconds, I'll hang up immediately. Don't mind the epistle, it'll only take all of 10 seconds to apply in a real-life scenario. No time for nonsense.

Michellla...Don't worry. I know you're no "ranter".

Happened to me recently on whatsapp. she was like, she's from Nairaland and i'm like do you ave a name.

Another one called and I was like who is this. she went on about how I gave her my number. Fvck I was so pissed.

lawanson44:


Yes o! Imagine the rubbish!!

If na babe wey i still dey toast, e for better. This one is someone i have nyashed over 763 times!

Then she jus dae carve style... as real G! u ghats talk to m so that nyashing go continue....

Haven't experienced this be4... maybe because I don't attract ppl who don't know how to choke on the chill pill

RickRichards:
Rant at who? The girl no dey look face? lol...The moment I sense an accentuation of even as much as a 100th of a decibel in the amplitude of her voice, I'll start doing a mental calculation of the dynamics. If the peaks keep rising for more than 3 seconds, I'll hang up immediately. Don't mind the epistle, it'll only take all of 10 seconds to apply in a real-life scenario. No time for nonsense.

Michellla...Don't worry. I know you're no "ranter".

lol aint nobody got time for that